PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a bantamweight MMA rules bout between Peeing Inbutts (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Richard Crotch (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Inbutts comes to the ring accompanied by Fear of the Dark. Crotch has chosen Why Can't We Be Friends? by War as his entrance music. Peeing Inbutts is staring across the ring at his opponent, tweaking his nipples... Tweaking his own nipples that is.

Inbutts
vs
Crotch

173 cm
18
144 lbs
3 - 1 - 0

150 cm
20
130 lbs
2 - 0 - 0

BJJ Blue Belt
Counter striker
Intelligent

BJJ Blue Belt
Counter striker
Likes ground

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the bantamweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 3 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Tokyo, Peeing Inbutts!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 2 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Tokyo, Richard Crotch!
The judges for this bout are Yuuki Gou, Taro Takaoka and Yukihiro Shimada.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Crotch keeps the fight on the outside.

Excellent takedown into side control there by Inbutts.
Crotch is moving his hips around well on the bottom and has managed to get back to half guard.
Inbutts takes a deep breath and rests his weight momentarily on top of his opponent, to control the position.
Crotch is looking to regain full guard. Not this time though.
Inbutts perhaps working for something from half guard, or maybe not. It looks like he's just sitting there.
Crotch is looking to regain full guard. Not this time though.

Crotch looking for submissions from an awkward position here.
Crotch manages to get to full guard.
Inbutts sitting in guard here, content to control.
Inbutts makes a bit of distance and scores with some ground and pound, still in guard.
Inbutts sitting in guard, not really doing much.

That's one minute gone in the round.

Inbutts avoids a guillotine attempt easily.
Crotch tries to land a sweep but no joy.
Crotch looks gassed!
Inbutts trying to control the position from guard on top but Crotch is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
Inbutts lands a couple of elbows.

Crotch throwing his legs up looking for a triangle.
Crotch wants to sweep but no luck.
Inbutts wanted to stand there but Crotch had control of the position.
Inbutts chips away with some ground and pound.
Inbutts pressing down on his opponent's thigh, looking to pass guard. Crotch is keeping the position for now.

Crotch is working actively off his back, looking to secure an arm or perhaps work for a triangle.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are starting to boo a lack of action.

Crotch throwing his legs up looking for a triangle.

Crotch had isolated an arm as going for an omaplata. Inbutts is defending the submission well but is in a very vulnerable position. Crotch Is leaning forward trying to finish the omaplata but decides to abandon it, and take Inbutts's back instead.

Crotch working for the choke.
Inbutts trying to control the hands but Crotch won't let him.

Inbutts showing good submission defense here.

Inbutts is displaying good submission defense - not really looking in danger of submitting to the rear naked choke at the moment. That could change in an instant of course if Crotch gets his way!

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Inbutts breaks Crotch's hooks off and manages to turn into his guard.
Crotch looking to sweep here. No luck so far.
The fighters are tangled up in the ropes here. We might need a restart if the fighters can't break free themselves.
Inbutts postures up and lands a big shot to Crotch's brow.
Inbutts working from the guard for now, landing some ground and pound.
Crotch working a defensive guard here.

Crotch throwing his legs up looking for a triangle.
Inbutts stopping the sweep attempt from Crotch.

Inbutts is sitting in close to Crotch's body. Crotch has gone for a guillotine from the bottom. Oh damn, that looks pretty tight! Inbutts is panicking - it looks like this one could be all over! Yes, Inbutts is tapping! That was a very nice submission by Crotch.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:59 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Guillotine). Richard Crotch!