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Coming up we have a featherweight MMA rules bout between Rusty Trombone (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Hanz Titties (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Trombone comes to the cage accompanied by Back in Black by AC/DC. These two fighters really are very evenly matched on the feet - it will be fascinating to see who can assert themselves in that aspect of the fight.
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154 lbs
15 - 6 - 0 |
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180 cm
25
158 lbs
7 - 1 - 0 |
BJJ Purple Belt
Solid boxing
Very strong |
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Good wrestler
Excellent boxer
Good gas tank |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the featherweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
15 - 6 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Rusty Trombone!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
7 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Tokyo, Hanz Titties!
The judges for this bout are , and .
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Trombone looks to score with a jab to the body but Titties is just out of range.
Trombone ducks right into an uppercut from Titties.
Trombone fails with a takedown attempt from distance.
Good shot there by Trombone.
A swing and a miss from Trombone.
Trombone is looking to slow Titties down with leg kicks.
Trombone uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Titties.
Titties walks into a jab.
Trombone is trying hard to land a takedown here. Titties sprawls well and keeps this one on the feet.
Titties darts in and clinches Trombone up against the cage.
Trombone doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Titties lands with a short shot to the head.
Trombone doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
The pace slowing considerably in the clinch, as Titties takes a break from that fighting nonsense to think about the finer things in life.
Titties lands a hook that snaps the head of Trombone backwards.
With the fighters clinched against the cage, Titties creates a bit of distance for himself and scores with a nice uppercut.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Trombone drops to a knee looking for a takedown but Titties gets the underhooks and prevents it.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Rusty Trombone. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Titties gets through Trombone's defenses to land a nice punch to the side of the head.
Titties pushes Trombone back against the cage and unloads with a body punch.
Trombone pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.
Titties dodges the punch combination from Trombone.
Trombone is on the wrong end of a nice combination from Titties.
It looks like Rusty Trombone has been cut.
Trombone shoots in looking for a takedown. Titties tries to sprawl out of it but Trombone keeps driving through. The fighters are pinned against the cage. Titties manages to get underhooks and after a bit of a struggle, circles away and we're back to standing.
Titties lands a head shot.
Trombone misses with a low kick.
Titties misses with a two punch combination.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Trombone thows a left - swing and a miss!
Titties throws a right and a left that Trombone avoids nicely.
Trombone tries to score with an inside leg kick but telegraphs it and Titties is able to avoid easily.
Titties takes a swing at Trombone's ribcage but misses.
Hanz Titties is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Trombone connects with a lovely right hand, straight down the pipe.
Titties scores with a nice strike.
Titties is looking to clinch but Trombone is avoiding it.
Trombone throws a hook but Titties blocks it.
Titties throws a leg kick that is checked
and Trombone counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Titties tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Trombone was well out of range. Poor timing from Titties.
Trombone takes a jab right on the kisser.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Titties attempts a low kick but it misses it's target.
Trombone on the wrong end of a vicious looking body shot.
Nice sprawl there from Titties as Trombone shoots in.
Titties lunges in with an uppercut that skims his opponent's chin.
Titties lands a nice looking body kick.
Trombone throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Titties.
Titties fakes with an overhand right and moves in to clinch with Trombone, pushing him back against the cage.
Titties is leaning against Trombone and scores with a nice uppercut to the body.
Trombone is breathing heavily.
Trombone fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Titties blocking some punches.
Titties blocking some punches.
Titties stalling the fight.
Titties gets double underhooks to prevent a takedown attempt from Trombone.
A right handed body shot lands from Titties.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
A right hand to the body from Titties.
Titties lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of Trombone backwards.
Titties stalling.
Titties digs a right hand underneath Trombone's ribcage. Trombone let out a lung full of air as it connected.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Titties effectively controlling the action here.
Titties presses Trombone against the cage and delivers a mid-strength body shot.
A body shot lands from Titties.
Titties blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Trombone being controlled against the cage.
A nice right hand lands inside from Titties.
Titties throws a blind hook that connects with the side of Trombones head.
Trombone doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Titties digs a right hand underneath Trombone's ribcage. Trombone let out a lung full of air as it connected.
Titties lands with a right to the head.
Titties content to slow the pace in the clinch.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Hanz Titties dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Rusty Trombone's cut.
That's the end of the interval. I'm sure that seemed a lot quicker than a minute for our two fighters! Back to the action.
Titties stuffs a takedown. It's all about dictating where the fight takes place and Titties wants it to stay on the feet.
Titties stuffs the takedown.
Titties lands with a nice low kick. That'll leave a bruise.
Titties uses good footwork to get in and out, landing a nice hook.
Titties scores with a jab to the body.
Trombone swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Trombone drops his hands and takes a jab to the jaw for his troubles.
Titties ducks low and lands a nice hook to the body of his opponent.
Titties digs a good hook to Trombone's body.
This is turning into a torrid day at the office for Trombone. He's trying desperately to land a takedown but he's failing miserably and getting slapped silly on the feet to compound his misery.
Titties scores with a three punch combo!
Rusty Trombone is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Titties scores with a hook to the body. Trombone takes a step back and tries to catch his breath.
Titties lands with a right hand.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Titties lands a nice shot that snaps Trombone's head back.
Trombone is rocked!
Titties drops Trombone with a straight left! Oh this is bad for Trombone! Titties dives in and starts dropping bombs - the referee has no choice but to step in and save him!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:15 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Hanz Titties!
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energy
A | B |
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hype
A | B |
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pop
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mgr
A | B |
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FIGHT
RATING
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