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PBP Commentary |
Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Maximum Mainiac (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Fubar Snafu (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Maximum Mainiac could well score a knockout today. He has the power to get to Fubar Snafu's chin.
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255 lbs
3 - 1 - 0 |
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195 cm
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215 lbs
3 - 1 - 0 |
BJJ White Belt
Solid boxing
Granite chin |
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BJJ Blue Belt
Basic striking
Determined |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
3 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Maximum Mainiac!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
3 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Fubar Snafu!
The judges for this bout are Winston Howard, John Mangel and Skip Squint.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Snafu fails in his attempt to clinch.
Mainiac cracks a nice hook into Snafu's ribs.
Mainiac looks to land a combination but Snafu avoids it well.
Some wild striking there from Mainiac.
Mainiac scores with a slapping inside leg kick.
Mainiac looks to score with a jab to the body but Snafu is just out of range.
Mainiac feints a jab and as Snafu dips his head, Mainiac unleashes a brutal head kick that catches Snafu right on the jaw! Timbeeer! Snafu falls backwards in slow motion, only propped up by the cage! Mainiac smiles a psychotic smile as he stares down his unconscious opponent. That is a scary man.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:21 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Head Kick). Maximum Mainiac!
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energy
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hype
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pop
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mgr
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FIGHT
RATING
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