PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a bantamweight MMA rules bout between Ong Boc (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and pol cuaresma (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). I'm sure you'll be fascinated to know that I was talking to some pointless Z list celebrity before the fight and he thought that pol cuaresma was going to win. Let's see if he was right.

Boc
vs
cuaresma

189 cm
23
145 lbs
2 - 0 - 0

160 cm
22
135 lbs
3 - 0 - 0

BJJ White Belt
Excellent MT
Granite chin

BJJ Blue Belt
Brawler
Very confident

Malicious Intent Fight Gear

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the bantamweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 2 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Ong Boc!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 3 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, pol cuaresma!
The judges for this bout are Tiny Johnson, Gwen Towbar and Frank Dennis.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
A shot to de liver by Boc. Beautiful body shot.
cuaresma lands with a head kick! That's gotta hurt.
cuaresma throws a nice looking combination but Boc bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
cuaresma is looking to score with low kicks.
Boc throws a feint and then finishes with a kick to the body.
Boc really does look like a pencil wearing a pair of gloves. Let's hope he has a gameplan to suit that ridiculous body shape.
Boc throws a body kick that digs right into the meat.
A head kick misses from Boc.
Crunch! Boc slams his shin into cuaresma's torso.
An inside leg kick lands from Boc.
Well, he's not going to score with shots like that. A lazy body kick attempt from cuaresma.
cuaresma steps to his left, right into the path of a big body kick from Boc. That one must have hurt.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Boc chopping away at his opponent's legs.
cuaresma looks gassed!
cuaresma throws a leg kick that is checked
and Boc counters with a low kick, right behind cuaresma 's knee.
Boc tries to close the distance and clinch but cuaresma swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.

Boc lands a big head kick that sends cuaresma tumbling to the mat! Boc takes a step backwards and waves cuaresma back to his feet - he wants the finish!

cuaresma is rocked!

It looks like pol cuaresma has been cut.
A head kick by Boc - that's a beauty! cuaresma is out but he's somehow still standing... he's going... going... gone. Like a drunk walking down the middle of the road, the inevitable face plant follows and the delayed knockout arrives. Even Boc can't help but laugh at the bizarre end to this one!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:03 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Head Kick). Ong Boc!