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Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Bruce Banner (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Cool McCold (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Banner comes to the cage accompanied by Animal I've Become. McCold is bobbing his head along to his entrance song: Back in Black. I'm sure you'll be fascinated to know that I was talking to some pointless Z list celebrity before the fight and he thought that Cool McCold was going to win. Let's see if he was right.
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270 lbs
7 - 5 - 0 |
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23
270 lbs
14 - 8 - 0 |
Decent wrestler
Excellent boxer
Very strong |
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BJJ Purple Belt
Excellent boxer
Solid chin |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
7 - 5 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Bruce Banner!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
14 - 8 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Cool McCold!
The judges for this bout are Steve Smith, Trevor Gratis and Yves DeLean.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Banner slips under a jab from McCold.
McCold lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Banner circles away quickly and effectively.
McCold throws a nice looking combination but Banner bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
Banner throws a hook but McCold avoids it easily.
McCold connects with a solid leg kick.
Banner ducks down and throws a hook to the body but McCold moves away.
Banner throws a looping overhand right but McCold ducks down to avoid it.
McCold lands a left and a right that send Banner crashing to the mat, dazed. McCold thinks about following him to the mat but decides to wave him back up to his feet!
Banner is rocked!
It looks like Bruce Banner has been cut.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
McCold scores with a kick to the midsection.
Oh Banner is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
Banner is breathing heavily.
Banner tries to get into range but McCold steps to the side and lands a beautiful hook that drops Banner! He's faceplanted into the mat, ass in the air... he's out cold! That's an image he won't want to show his grandkids when he gets older! McCold scores the big KO victory!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:27 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Cool McCold!
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energy
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hype
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pop
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mgr
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FIGHT
RATING
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