PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Cairne Bloodhoof (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Chew Bacca (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Bloodhoof comes to the cage accompanied by Not Another Gay Rap Sack. The crowd seem to be enjoying Bacca's choice of entrance music: I stand alone. Chew Bacca is staring across the cage at his opponent, tweaking his nipples.

Bloodhoof
vs
Bacca

197 cm
26
285 lbs
8 - 7 - 0

195 cm
24
262 lbs
3 - 3 - 0

BJJ Brown Belt
Solid Muay Thai
Very strong

BJJ Purple Belt
Solid Muay Thai
Powerful

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 8 - 7 - 0, fighting out of New York, Cairne Bloodhoof!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 3 - 3 - 0, fighting out of New York, Chew Bacca!
The judges for this bout are Reed Andrews, Eddie Farnsworth and John Roberts.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Bacca throws a low kick, looking for Bloodhoof's leg but Bloodhoof calmly moves out of range.
Bacca scoring well with a low kick there.
Bacca pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Bacca is looking to clinch.
Bloodhoof chopping away at his opponent's legs.
A low kick from Bacca misses
and Bloodhoof counters with a nice low kick that buckles Bacca's knee momentarily.
Bloodhoof scoring well with a low kick there.
Chew Bacca seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Bacca is looking to slow Bloodhoof down with leg kicks.
Bacca throws a sloppy head kick
and Bloodhoof counters with a leg kick that reverborates around the arena.
Bacca tries to clinch but Bloodhoof moves away
and Bloodhoof counters with an inside leg kick.
Bacca throws a leg kick
and Bloodhoof counters with an inside leg kick.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Bacca closes the distance looking to clinch
and Bloodhoof counters with an inside leg kick.
A low kick from Bloodhoof is predictable there
and Bacca counters with a big head kick but Bloodhoof shrugs it off.
Bacca throws a leg kick
and Bloodhoof counters with a thumping low kick.
Bacca tries to grapple but his opponent circles
and Bloodhoof counters with a nice low kick that buckles Bacca's knee momentarily.
Bacca throws an overhand right that lands on Bloodhoof's shoulder, as Bloodhoof tries to avoid the shot.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Bacca pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Bacca darts in trying to clinch
and Bloodhoof counters with a slapping leg kick.
Bacca misses with the body kick
and Bloodhoof counters with a thumping low kick.
Bacca tries to clinch
and Bloodhoof counters with a good low kick that Bacca was not able to check.
Bacca throws a leg kick
and Bloodhoof makes him pay by landing a thudding low kick.
A low kick from Bacca misses
and Bloodhoof counters with an inside leg kick.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Bacca darts in trying to clinch
and Bloodhoof counters with a low kick, right behind Bacca 's knee.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
A low kick from Bacca is predictable there
and Bloodhoof counters with a slapping leg kick.
A low kick from Bacca misses
and Bloodhoof counters with a good low kick that Bacca was not able to check.
Bacca misses with a leg kick
and he gets countered with a snapping leg kick.
Bloodhoof avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Bacca throws a leg kick that is checked
and he gets countered with a snapping leg kick.
Bacca looks gassed!
Bloodhoof misses with a low kick as Bacca jumps back.
Bacca closes the distance but Bloodhoof moves to the side
and he gets countered with a snapping leg kick.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Bacca tries to grapple but his opponent circles
and Bloodhoof counters with a leg kick that reverborates around the arena.
Bacca misses with a leg kick
and Bloodhoof counters with a nice low kick that buckles Bacca's knee momentarily.
Bacca closes the distance looking to clinch
and Bloodhoof counters with a thumping low kick.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
A low kick from Bacca misses
and Bloodhoof counters with a low kick, right behind Bacca 's knee.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Cairne Bloodhoof dominated that round.
That's the end of the round. The referee orders the cornermen out of the cage so we can get back down to business.

Bacca tries to clinch but Bloodhoof moves away
and Bloodhoof counters with a leg kick that reverborates around the arena.
Bacca wants to clinch but Bloodhoof slips to the side
and Bloodhoof counters with a slapping leg kick.
Bacca throws a leg kick
and Bloodhoof counters with a leg kick.
A low kick from Bacca misses
and Bloodhoof counters with a slapping leg kick.
Bacca lands with a nice low kick. That'll leave a bruise.
Bacca closes the distance looking to clinch
and Bloodhoof counters with an inside leg kick.
Bacca is breathing heavily.
A low kick from Bacca misses
and Bloodhoof counters with a good low kick that Bacca was not able to check.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Bacca thows a leg kick but Bloodhoof checks it
and Bloodhoof counters with a nice low kick that buckles Bacca's knee momentarily.
Bloodhoof cracks the inside of Bacca's front leg.
A bone on bone clash there as Bacca blocks the leg kick.
A lazy body kick from Bacca
and Bloodhoof counters with an outside leg kick.
A low kick from Bloodhoof misses
and Bacca makes him pay by landing a thudding low kick.
Bloodhoof thows a leg kick but Bacca checks it
and Bacca counters with a slapping leg kick.
A good leg kick by Bloodhoof.
Bacca looks to throw a body kick
and Bloodhoof counters with a leg kick that reverborates around the arena.
Bloodhoof scores with a leg kick.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Bloodhoof throws a leg kick
and Bacca counters with a leg kick.
Bacca tries to grapple but his opponent circles
and Bloodhoof counters with a low kick, right behind Bacca 's knee.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Bacca takes a nice looking leg kick right on the meat of his thigh there.
Bloodhoof tries to work over Bacca's front leg with a kick but Bacca checks it.
Bacca checks a leg kick.
A lazy body kick from Bacca
and Bloodhoof makes him pay by landing a thudding low kick.
Bacca tries to grapple but his opponent circles
and Bloodhoof counters with an inside leg kick.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Bloodhoof lands a nice leg kick that just misses Bacca's sensitive parts.
Bloodhoof feints and then cracks Bacca's leading leg with a nice low kick. He's obviously looking to slow Bacca down.
Bloodhoof throws a low kick but it's checked well by Bacca.
Bacca throws a leg kick
and Bloodhoof counters with a good low kick that Bacca was not able to check.
Bacca wants to clinch
and Bloodhoof counters with a nice leg kick.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
A low kick from Bacca misses
and Bloodhoof counters with a thumping low kick.
Bacca throws a jab but it's blocked by Bloodhoof.
Bloodhoof moves away from the strike by Bacca.
Bacca stumbles momentarily as he takes a strong leg kick from Bloodhoof.
Bacca takes a thudding leg kick, right into the meat of the thigh.
Bloodhoof circles away from the clinch attempt
and Bloodhoof counters with a good low kick that Bacca was not able to check.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Cairne Bloodhoof dominated that second round.
Well, the break between rounds is over. Let's get back to the scrappin! This is the final round!

Bloodhoof tries to score with a leg kick but it misses it's target.
Bacca thows a leg kick but Bloodhoof checks it
and Bloodhoof counters with an outside leg kick.
Bacca throws a quick inside leg kick.
Bacca tries to clinch up
and Bloodhoof counters with a leg kick.
Bacca tries to clinch up
and he gets countered with a snapping leg kick.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Bacca thows a leg kick but Bloodhoof checks it
and Bloodhoof counters with a nice leg kick.
Both these guys seem content to just stand up and trade with eachother but Bacca might want to think about changing up his gameplan a bit because over the course of the fight, Bloodhoof has got the better of the exchanges.
Bacca tries to clinch up
and Bloodhoof counters with a slapping leg kick.
Bloodhoof is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Bacca can do to turn this around?
Bacca throws a leg kick
and he gets countered with a snapping leg kick.
Cairne Bloodhoof is winning the standup battle so far.
Bacca tries to clinch but fails miserably
and Bloodhoof counters with a low kick, right behind Bacca 's knee.
Bacca tries to clinch
and Bloodhoof counters with a nice leg kick.
Bloodhoof throws a low kick but Bacca avoids it.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Bacca closes the distance but Bloodhoof moves to the side
and Bloodhoof counters with an inside leg kick.
A low kick from Bacca misses
and Bloodhoof counters with a slapping leg kick.
Bacca's leg has a nasty welt from taking a succession of leg kicks. That must be slowing him down.
Bacca takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired.
A nice leg kick lands there from Bloodhoof.
Bacca tries to clinch
and Bloodhoof counters with a leg kick that reverborates around the arena.
Bloodhoof circles away from the clinch attempt
and Bloodhoof counters with an inside leg kick.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Bloodhoof tries to work over Bacca's front leg with a kick but Bacca checks it.
Bacca dances in quickly and lands a nice inside leg kick on Bloodhoof. That did some damage!
Bloodhoof throws and low kick but Bacca moves out of range easily.
Bloodhoof circles away from the clinch attempt
and Bloodhoof counters with a low kick, right behind Bacca 's knee.
Bacca throws a leg kick
and Bloodhoof counters with a low kick, right behind Bacca 's knee.
Bacca thows a leg kick but Bloodhoof checks it
and he gets countered with a snapping leg kick.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
A low kick from Bacca misses
and Bloodhoof counters with a slapping leg kick.
Bacca wants to clinch but Bloodhoof slips to the side
and Bloodhoof counters with a thumping low kick.
Bloodhoof dances in quickly and lands a nice inside leg kick on Bacca. That did some damage!
A low kick from Bacca misses
and Bloodhoof makes him pay by landing a thudding low kick.
Chew Bacca has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Cairne Bloodhoof is fighting for a decision here - he's started to take the cautious approach.
Bacca misses with a straight right.
Bacca misses with a straight right.
Bacca thows a leg kick but Bloodhoof checks it
and Bloodhoof counters with a slapping leg kick.
Bloodhoof buckles his opponent's knee momentarily with a nice leg kick.

And that's the end of the fight!
Cairne Bloodhoof showed his dominance in that final round.
Well Bloodhoof has outscored his opponent in every aspect of the fight today. Only a scarily incompetent judge or two will keep him from a well deserved win... Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Reed Andrews scores the fight 30:27
Judge Eddie Farnsworth scores the fight 30:27
Judge John Roberts scores the fight 30:27

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Cairne Bloodhoof!