PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a welterweight MMA rules bout between Leon Czolgosz (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Joe Satriani (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Satriani has chosen Satch Boogie as his entrance music. Rumors backstage are that the fighters have been paid to keep it standing but we know that would never happen in MMA!

Czolgosz
vs
Satriani

176 cm
20
170 lbs
6 - 1 - 0

180 cm
23
180 lbs
6 - 1 - 0

Powerful takedowns
Counter striker
Granite chin

Decent wrestler
Excellent MT
Powerful

Das Labor

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the welterweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 6 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Leon Czolgosz!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 6 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Joe Satriani!
The judges for this bout are , and .

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Satriani looks to land a combination. Czolgosz sees it coming but can only parry a couple of the shots.
Satriani goes to the watering hole and comes back with a big thumbs up from the judges as he scores a three punch combo.
Like a baseball bat into the meat of his leg there - nice leg kick by Satriani.
Satriani lands a high kick!
This fight brought to you by 5M nutrition - it's mmmmm tasty. Nice jab by Satriani.
Czolgosz shoots in for a takedown. "I don't think so" says Satriani as he avoids it easily.
Czolgosz dives in and grabs Satriani's left leg, looking for a takedown. Satriani pushes down on Czolgosz's head and hops out.
No luck with that takedown attempt from Czolgosz.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Leon Czolgosz. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Nice shot lands for Satriani.
Czolgosz misses with a takedown attempt. He shot from a bit too far out.
A thudding body kick lands there by Satriani!
A nice leg kick lands there from Satriani.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
A right-left combo lands from Satriani.
Satriani dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Satriani stuffs a takedown. It's all about dictating where the fight takes place and Satriani wants it to stay on the feet.
Czolgosz is breathing heavily.
Satriani lands with a nice low kick. That'll leave a bruise.
Satriani scoring well with a low kick there.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Czolgosz takes a solid shot to the body. That one hurt him but he's trying not to show it.
Czolgosz moves forwards but Satriani connects with a nice, crisp jab.
Satriani lands a pitter patter jab to the forehead of his opponent.
A nice leg kick lands there from Satriani.
Satriani slips in close and lands a nice hook before moving back out of range.
This is turning into a torrid day at the office for Czolgosz. He's trying desperately to land a takedown but he's failing miserably and getting slapped silly on the feet to compound his misery.
Satriani throws a nice outside leg kick.
Czolgosz has a nice red mark on his side after a thudding body kick by Satriani.
Satriani lands a head kick!
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Satriani scores to the head and body with a nice combination!
Satriani cracks Czolgosz with an open hand slap.
A nice combination there by Satriani.
Decent striking displayed by Satriani there.
Czolgosz shoots in for a takedown. He's persisting with it as Satriani sprawls well. Satriani wins this battle and keeps the fight standing. Czolgosz gets slowly back to his feet.
Czolgosz takes a nice looking leg kick right on the meat of his thigh there.
Satriani lands with a kick to the ribs.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Satriani closes the distance and lands a one-two.
Satriani throws a feint and then finishes with a kick to the body.
Satriani scores with a head kick.
Satriani works over Czolgosz's head and body with a nice combination.
Satriani chopping away at his opponent's legs.
Satriani stalks Czolgosz and leaps in with a furious combination of punches. Uppercuts and crosses smash into Czolgosz's face. Czolgosz staggers backwards, shaken.
Satriani with a body punch. A glancing blow.
Satriani closes the distance and lands a one-two.
Joe Satriani is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Satriani plants his feet and lands a nice head kick!
Satriani throws a leg kick which misses Czolgosz's front leg but catches the back leg as Czolgosz tries to avoid it.
Satriani lets the fists fly and connects with a left straight followed by a right hook.
Satriani is working the combinations to good effect here.
A left and a right from Satriani both land. Nice combination.
Satriani lands with a right hand.
Satriani lands a beauty of a right hand that gets the crowd cheering.
No luck with that takedown attempt from Czolgosz.
Satriani turns his hip over beautifully as he lands a nice leg kick.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Satriani lands with a right hand.
Satriani with a nice looking leg kick. You could hear that one land in a back row.
Satriani lands a right hook to the body.
Satriani lands a head kick. Czolgosz smiles back at him and beckons him forward.
Satriani scoring well with a low kick there.
Czolgosz looks like he's developed a pretty tasty lump over his left eye. He'll need to avoid taking much more damage to that.
Satriani connects with a lovely jab that went straight through the gap between Czolgosz's hands.
Satriani lands a head kick!
This has been an exciting period of action!
Satriani is looking to slow Czolgosz down with leg kicks.
Czolgosz chopped to the floor by a nice leg kick but he springs right back up before Satriani can pounce on him.
Satriani lands a head kick. Czolgosz smiles back at him and beckons him forward.
Satriani throws a head kick that connects with a bit of head and a bit of hand.
Czolgosz has his head slapped from side to side by a 3 punch combination. That must have hurt him.
Good leg kick by Satriani there. It's the ones that make that thud noise that hurt and that was an almighty thud.
Czolgosz drops his hands momentarily and Satriani takes advantage with a crisp shot to the head.
A slapping leg kick lands for Satriani.
Satriani wings a very wild body shot but it does the job and lands to the midsection.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Satriani throws a head kick that half lands.
Satriani scores with a head kick.
Satriani defends well against a solid takedown attempt from Czolgosz.
Satriani connects with a leg kick. He turned his hip over nicely there.
Satriani looking to take his opponent's legs away with the low kicks.
Czolgosz is hobbling a little on that front leg after taking quite a few leg kicks so far in this fight.
Satriani fakes with a right hand and throws a good leg kick, right into the thigh. That had to hurt Czolgosz.
A slapping leg kick lands for Satriani.
Joe Satriani seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Satriani with a nice looking leg kick. You could hear that one land in a back row.
Satriani scores with a head kick.
Satriani scores with a jab to the head.
A left and a right from Satriani both land. Nice combination.
An inside leg kick lands from Satriani.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Satriani looks to land a combination. Czolgosz sees it coming but can only parry a couple of the shots.
Satriani plants his feet and lands a nice head kick!
Satriani lands a head kick. Czolgosz smiles back at him and beckons him forward.
Satriani connects with a solid leg kick.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Joe Satriani dominated that round.
Well, the break between rounds is over. Let's get back to the scrappin!

Satriani throws a quick inside leg kick.
Satriani lands a jab-cross combination.
Satriani has been the more effective fighter overall so far.
Czolgosz on the wrong end of a nice hook.
Czolgosz misses with a two punch combination.
No luck for Czolgosz with that takedown attempt.
Czolgosz tries to check the leg kick but that clearly hurt him.
Leon Czolgosz is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Satriani swinging wildly here.
Satriani scoring well with a low kick there.
Satriani lands a jab. Then a cross. Then finally a nice hook to the body. Good work there by Satriani.
Satriani's corner calls for a 1,2 combination and Satriani duly obliges.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Czolgosz tries for a takedown but Satriani sees it coming a mile off and avoids it easily.
Czolgosz on the wrong end of a kick to the body.
Czolgosz takes one to the chin there.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
Satriani scores with a jab.
Satriani lands a nice leg kick that just misses Czolgosz's sensitive parts.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Satriani throws a right and a left that Czolgosz avoids nicely.
Satriani throws a head kick that connects with a bit of head and a bit of hand.

Czolgosz shoots in for a takedown and gets it. Oh and he's advanced to full mount straight away.
We get told so often about how wrestlers don't like to be on their backs. Let's see if Satriani can do anything to dispel that myth.
Satriani wants to try and get back to his feet.

Czolgosz looks like he's working for a submission but he's not found anything just yet.
Satriani is looking to get back to his feet - it's going to be hard from this position.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Satriani is trying to escape the mount but Czolgosz keeps good control and instead manages to take Satriani's back.

Satriani fending off the submission attempt from Czolgosz.

Satriani showing good submission defense here.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Czolgosz struggling to keep hold of the position.

Czolgosz looking for the choke but no joy.
Satriani is trying to get back to his feet but he's not managed it yet.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are showing their displeasure at the lack of action as loud boos ring out around the arena.

Czolgosz is working for the choke. It looks like he might have got it... has he...? Yes! Satriani is tapping out! This one is all over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:22 of round 2, we have a winner by way of Submission (RNC). Leon Czolgosz!