PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Sim Sang (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Homo Sexual (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). This should be fireworks!

Sang
vs
Sexual

200 cm
18
200 lbs
0 - 2 - 0

200 cm
18
200 lbs
1 - 0 - 0

BJJ White Belt
Excellent boxer
Good chin

BJJ Blue Belt
Brawler
Tends to cut

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 0 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Sim Sang!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 1 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Homo Sexual!
The judges for this bout are Winston Howard, Damien Edna and Donatello Bradman.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Sang keeps the fight standing with a nice sprawl.
Sang swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
Sexual fails to land the takedown.
Sang lands a jab-cross combination.

It looks like Homo Sexual has been cut.
Sexual shoots for a takedown but Sang saw that one coming a mile off and avoided it easily.
Sim Sang has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Homo Sexual.

Sexual throws the overhand right but ducks down into a quick takedown attempt. Sang was covering up waiting for the punch and Sexual finishes the takedown easily into guard.
Sang throws some sloppy strikes off his back.
Sang thows some rabbit punches from the bottom but they don't do any damage.
Sang is trying to control the position but Sexual postures up.
Sang preventing the ground and pound from doing any damage.

Sexual drops back for a leg! It's a sloppy attempt though and Sexual jumps back into guard quickly, to retain the dominant position.
Sexual trying to control but Sang is working from the bottom.
Sexual looks gassed!
Sang trying to punch from his back but it's not doing any damage.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Sang wants to stand up but Sexual is controlling him.

That's one minute gone in the round.

The referee has ruled that neither fighter is active enough on the ground and has stood them back up.

Sang shoots in looking for a single leg takedown. Sexual is trying to defend but Sang finishes it well and ends up in half guard. Let's see if he can advance position further.
Sang thows a wild elbow that connects with the canvas.
Sexual is working for an escape here. He's hooked one of Sang's legs and he's managed to sneak out and take Sang's back!
Sexual somehow managing to miss with a strike from the back.
Sexual thows a huge left but connects with the canvas and not his opponent.
Sang is defending well here and trying to improve his position.
Sexual avoiding Sang 's attempts to control his hands.
Sexual controlling well, preventing Sang from escaping the position.
Sexual scores with punches to the body.
Sexual is working the ground and pound here and the referee is taking a close look at Sang. He must escape soon or this one will be stopped.
Sexual is not going to allow Sang to sit and survive in this position.

Sexual is looking to finish the fight by rear naked choke. Sang knows exactly what he's got planned though, so he's defending well. Maybe a few strikes would soften Sang for a finish.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Sang is trying to stand back up.
Sexual lands a shot to the head.
Sang trying to control but not successfully.
Sexual has Sang flattened out and is raining down punches.
Sang covers up after taking a massive shot to the side of the head.
Both fighters really going for it on the ground here!
Sang looking to stop the rear naked choke attempt by controlling the hands.
Sang knows he needs to get back to his feet asap. He's simply no match for Sexual on the ground.
A lull in the action here.

Sang showing good submission defense here.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Sexual scores with punches and elbows.

Sexual has his hand under the chin of his opponent looking for the choke. He's nearly got it! This one could be all over! But no, Sang has freed his hand and lives to survive another… well, another couple of seconds at least!
Sexual connects with a series of strikes and the referee is calling for Sang to escape the position.

Sexual is remaining active here, looking for the choke. The more discerning members of the crowd will appreciate his efforts.
Sexual avoiding Sang 's attempts to control his hands.
Sexual controlling well, preventing Sang from escaping the position.
Sexual is working the ground and pound. Can Sang escape?

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Sexual is looking to finish with some ground and pound!
Sexual has Sang flattened out and is raining down punches.

Sexual has both hooks in and is working for a choke. Sang is in real trouble here. Sexual gets an arm under the chin and tightens the submission attempt... is this the end? Yes, Sang is tapping out! Sexual wins by rear naked choke!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:27 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (RNC). Homo Sexual!