PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a welterweight MMA rules bout between Nicky Executioner (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Gregory St Pierre (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). I'm sure you'll be fascinated to know that I was talking to some pointless Z list celebrity before the fight and he thought that Gregory St Pierre was going to win. Let's see if he was right.

Executioner
vs
St Pierre

180 cm
22
180 lbs
0 - 0 - 0

178 cm
18
176 lbs
1 - 1 - 0

BJJ Blue Belt
Solid Muay Thai
KO power

BJJ White Belt
Decent boxing
Granite chin

MTG - NY

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the welterweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of London, Nicky Executioner!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 1 - 1 - 0, fighting out of London, Gregory St Pierre!
The judges for this bout are Richard Clark, James Atkins and James Ackerman.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Executioner lands with a kick to the temple. St Pierre shrugs as if to say "is that all you've got?"
Executioner blocks a head kick by St Pierre.

Executioner takes the fight into the clinch.
Executioner lands a good knee to the midsection. St Pierre won't want to take too many of those.
Executioner tries for a takedown but St Pierre manages to get underhooks.
Executioner misses with a body punch.
Executioner pushes off and fires off an elbow that misses, before clinching up again, against the cage.
Executioner is trying to maintain a safe position but St Pierre gets an underhook and turns Executioner into the cage.
St Pierre keeps control of Executioner as he tries to wriggle out of the double underhooks.
Executioner looking to throw knees to the head but St Pierre is blocking nicely.

Executioner jumps guard and drags St Pierre to the mat. He's obviously going to be looking for submissions off his back.
St Pierre keeps in close for a moment and lands a decent shot to the side of Executioner's head.
Executioner keeping moving, preventing St Pierre from controlling successfully.
St Pierre missing there with some ground and pound from the guard.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
St Pierre lands a couple of decent looking shots.

Executioner looking for a guillotine here but St Pierre defends easily.
St Pierre postures up in Executioner's guard and throws a big left but Executioner blocks it.

That's one minute gone in the round.
St Pierre postures up in Executioner's guard and throws a big left but Executioner blocks it.

Executioner looking for submissions from the bottom here. Moving his hips around, possibly looking for an armbar.
Executioner keeping full guard, as St Pierre tries to pass.
St Pierre landing with the ground and pound.
Executioner controls St Pierre momentarily but St Pierre frees himself.
St Pierre is working Executioner over from the guard. He should look to pass the guard and do a little more damage with these strikes.
St Pierre working some ground and pound from guard but it's not doing any damage.
St Pierre really doesn't want to stay on the ground with Executioner. If he can't get it back to his feet, it's only a matter of time before he'll be tapping out.
St Pierre postures up and lands a big shot to Executioner's brow.
St Pierre trying to land body shots but he keeps hitting the mat.

Executioner is looking for a triangle but St Pierre pushes his legs off easily.
Executioner is breathing heavily.
St Pierre trying to control but Executioner is working from the bottom.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
St Pierre throwing shots from guard but he's hitting more mat than opponent.

Executioner working for a triangle but St Pierre defends it easily.
St Pierre keeps in close for a moment and lands a decent shot to the side of Executioner's head.
Executioner has momentary wrist control but St Pierre slips an elbow through the middle.
St Pierre with a couple of shots to the head there. Not particularly brutal.
Executioner preventing the ground and pound from doing any damage.
St Pierre must be cautious of submissions here, given that his opponent has the superior Jiu Jitsu.
St Pierre is working Executioner over from the guard. He should look to pass the guard and do a little more damage with these strikes.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
St Pierre working some ground and pound from guard but it's not doing any damage.
St Pierre is working Executioner over from the guard. He should look to pass the guard and do a little more damage with these strikes.
St Pierre trying to control but Executioner is working from the bottom.
St Pierre lands a couple of digs.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
St Pierre stands up and looks to throw the legs aside to pass to side control. Executioner swivels though and keeps the full guard.
St Pierre content to strike from guard, landing some decent shots.
St Pierre trying to control but Executioner is working from the bottom.
Executioner trying to punch from his back but it's not doing any damage.
St Pierre is in close to Executioner's body, working some short punches and elbows.
St Pierre trying to control the position from guard on top but Executioner is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
St Pierre postures up.
St Pierre lands a couple of digs.
St Pierre wants to pass the guard but Executioner is keeping the position.
St Pierre trying to control the position from guard on top but Executioner is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
My god... these two guys really need to pick up the pace or everyone will leave to go get a beer.

St Pierre avoids a guillotine attempt easily.
St Pierre works over Executioner with some ground and pound from guard.

Executioner looking for a triangle here. St Pierre is fighting it but it looks tight! Executioner pulls the arm across and this one won't last much longer! Nope, St Pierre is tapping out - this one is all over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:45 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Triangle Choke). Nicky Executioner!