PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between dick lipstick (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Jimmy Dean (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). dick lipstick could well score a knockout today. He has the power to get to Jimmy Dean's chin.

lipstick
vs
Dean

225 cm
22
275 lbs
1 - 0 - 0

191 cm
22
265 lbs
1 - 0 - 0

BJJ Purple Belt
Counter striker
KO power

BJJ Purple Belt
Brawler
Solid chin

Valhalla War Gear
Lucid Nutrition

Lucid Nutrition
Hell's Balls Fightwear

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 1 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, dick lipstick!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 1 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Jimmy Dean!
The judges for this bout are , and .

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!

lipstick clinches with his opponent.

Dean has dropped down and is working for a takedown. lipstick is trying to keep an underhook but Dean manages to get the takedown into half guard.

lipstick looking for submissions from an awkward position here.
lipstick is looking to improve his position.
The fighters are tangled up in the ropes here. We might need a restart if the fighters can't break free themselves.

lipstick looking for submissions from an awkward position here.
Dean tries to pass to full mount but lipstick defends it.
Dean wants to lay and pray for a moment but lipstick keeps working.
lipstick wants to improve his position but Dean is controlling well.
Dean wants to lay and pray for a moment but lipstick keeps working.
lipstick is trying to get back to full guard.
lipstick is breathing heavily.

The referee has ruled that neither fighter is active enough on the ground and has stood them back up.
lipstick wants to clinch up but Dean keeps it at a distance.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Dean is looking to take this fight into the clinch.
Dean fails to land the takedown.
Dean shoots for a takedown but lipstick saw that one coming a mile off and avoided it easily.

Dean closes the distance and gets a double leg, slamming lipstick to the mat! lipstick manages to get full guard.
Dean should think about turning a few of those tyres round his middle into muscle if he wants people to take him seriously as an athlete.
Dean preventing the sweep.
Dean must be cautious of submissions here, given that his opponent has the superior Jiu Jitsu.
Dean trying to pass the guard but can't manage it just yet.
lipstick keeping moving, preventing Dean from controlling successfully.

lipstick is looking for a triangle but Dean pushes his legs off easily.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Dean sitting in guard here, content to control.

Dean stands up from lipstick's guard - Dean perhaps looking for a knockout.
lipstick really does look like a pencil wearing a pair of gloves. Let's hope he has a gameplan to suit that ridiculous body shape.
A shot to de liver by Dean. Beautiful body shot.
Dean tries to grapple but his opponent circles

and lipstick counters with a shoot takedown into half guard.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
lipstick passes the half guard and he's now in mount! Big trouble for Dean!

lipstick goes for an armbar but he's not got it… Dean turns into him and now he's in lipstick's guard.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Dean won't allow lipstick to sweep him here.

Dean stands up from lipstick's guard - Dean perhaps looking for a knockout.
lipstick tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.
Dean swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
Dean darts in trying to clinch

and lipstick counters with a nice double leg into guard.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
lipstick stands up and looks to throw the legs aside to pass to side control. Dean swivels though and keeps the full guard.
Dean is working the butterfly guard. He manages to land a nice scissor sweep and is now in half guard on the top. Nice move.
lipstick is trying to get back to full guard.
lipstick is working hard here to advance position.
Dean sitting and controlling from the half guard.
lipstick wants to get back to full guard.
Dean working the head and body with strikes.
lipstick wants to get back to full guard.
The crowd applaud the fighters efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Dean drops an elbow to the side of lipstick's head.

Well, the referee has seen enough. Neither fighter is active enough on the ground so he's stood them back up.

Dean has taken the fight to the clinch.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

A close round but Jimmy Dean will probably get the nod.
That's time! Back to the action!

Dean shoots in but doesn't get the takedown

and lipstick holds on and brings the fighters into a clinch.

Dean pulls lipstick into guard.
Dean tries to strike from the bottom.

Dean manages to escape and get back to his feet.
Dean with a poor takedown

so lipstick counters with a double leg into guard. Good agility.

lipstick drops back looking for a heel hook - he quickly realises he's not going to get it but Dean manages to dive on top of him before he can escape and now lipstick has Dean in his guard.
lipstick looking for a sweep. Not yet lipstick, not yet.
Dean stays in close to lipstick's body and controls the position.

lipstick working from the bottom, still in full guard. He's managed to get a loose triangle. Dean doesn't seem to be doing much to defend here, obviously he feels comfortable in the position. Dean manages to throw the legs off his shoulder and he's back into guard - no problem.
lipstick will need to keep those long limbs tucked in whilst he's on the ground, to prevent any submissions.
Dean is breathing heavily.

lipstick had isolated an arm as going for an omaplata. Dean is defending the submission well but is in a very vulnerable position. lipstick Is leaning forward trying to finish the omaplata but decides to abandon it, and take Dean's back instead.

That's one minute gone in the round.

Dean is displaying good submission defense - not really looking in danger of submitting to the rear naked choke at the moment. That could change in an instant of course if lipstick gets his way!
Dean can't escape the position.
Dean trying to get back to his feet but lipstick is in full control for now.
Dean breaks lipstick's hooks off and manages to turn into his guard.
lipstick wants to sweep here but Dean controlling him for the moment.
Dean controlling from the guard. I say controlling but really, he's stalling.
Dean pressing down on his opponent's thigh, looking to pass guard. lipstick is keeping the position for now.

lipstick is active off his back here, looking for submissions.

That's two minutes gone in the round.

lipstick escapes his hips to the side and looks to be working for an armbar. Dean gives him a little smile and shakes his head. No chance.

lipstick has a loose triangle. He'll be looking to tighten that up but Dean can see exactly what he's planning and manages to posture up and free himself.

lipstick working for a triangle but Dean defends it easily.
lipstick keeping moving, preventing Dean from controlling successfully.

lipstick looking for submissions from the bottom here. Moving his hips around, possibly looking for an armbar.
Dean stays in close to lipstick's body and controls the position.

lipstick is active off his back here, looking for submissions.

That's three minutes gone in the round.

Dean avoids a guillotine attempt easily.
lipstick keeping moving, preventing Dean from controlling successfully.
lipstick bucks up whilst keeping hold of a body lock, managing to reverse the position. Now he's in top in Dean's guard.
lipstick advances to half guard.
lipstick works his foot free and advances to mount.

lipstick goes for an armbar but he's not got it… Dean turns into him and now he's in lipstick's guard.

lipstick working for a triangle but Dean defends it easily.

lipstick has managed to work for a loose triangle. I think Dean should be able to defend this one pretty easily though. Oh, lipstick has tightened it up now! Dean should have reacted faster there - he's in big trouble and yes, he's tapped out! This one is all over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:05 of round 2, we have a winner by way of Submission (Triangle). dick lipstick!