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Coming up we have a welterweight MMA rules bout between Ezio Auditore (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Crackhead who pushed your wife in front of a subway (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). On his way into the cage it seems that Ezio Auditore has been attacked by a crazed fan! It looks like it might have been the just bleed guy! Luckily Ezio Auditore seems to be OK! I thought that lunatic was in prison!?
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170 lbs
1 - 1 - 0 |
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187 lbs
2 - 0 - 0 |
Decent wrestler
Brawler
Good chin |
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BJJ Blue Belt
Excellent boxer
Good gas tank |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the welterweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
1 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Ezio Auditore!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
2 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Crackhead who pushed your wife in front of a subway!
The judges for this bout are Tiny Johnson, Frank Dennis and Robert Twigg.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Auditore misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from your wife in front of a subway.
Auditore moves in looking to clinch but your wife in front of a subway pushes him off.
your wife in front of a subway lands a left and a right that send Auditore crashing to the mat, dazed. your wife in front of a subway thinks about following him to the mat but decides to wave him back up to his feet!
Auditore is rocked!
It looks like Ezio Auditore has been cut.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
your wife in front of a subway looks to throw the jab but Auditore is out of range.
Oh Auditore is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
Some wild striking there from your wife in front of a subway.
your wife in front of a subway thows a left - swing and a miss!
Auditore showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from your wife in front of a subway.
A combination from your wife in front of a subway does no damage.
your wife in front of a subway throws a hook but Auditore blocks it.
your wife in front of a subway throws a right hand that Auditore ducks under and follows up with a left that Auditore also avoids with ease.
your wife in front of a subway throws a big shot that misses.
Auditore slips a jab and a cross from your wife in front of a subway.
Auditore steps to the side to avoid the strikes from your wife in front of a subway.
your wife in front of a subway misses with a two punch combination.
your wife in front of a subway looks gassed!
your wife in front of a subway missing with a left hand there. Auditore was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
That's one minute gone in the round.
your wife in front of a subway takes the fight into the clinch.
A short left from your wife in front of a subway.
A right handed body shot lands from your wife in front of a subway.
your wife in front of a subway dips a shoulder and cracks Auditore with a mighty uppercut! Auditore falls back against the cage and your wife in front of a subway unloads with a barrage of strikes! Auditore is completely out with his eyes open, only supported by the cage! Save him ref! Eventually the ref decides to do his job and jumps in - your wife in front of a subway screams abuse at the incompetent official before going over to celebrate with his corner. Brutal stuff!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:23 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Crackhead who pushed your wife in front of a subway!
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energy
A | B |
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hype
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pop
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mgr
A | B |
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FIGHT
RATING
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