PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Kill Kids (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Stan Marsh (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). These two fighters really are very evenly matched on the feet - it will be fascinating to see who can assert themselves in that aspect of the fight.

Kids
vs
Marsh

185 cm
19
210 lbs
4 - 0 - 0

187 cm
22
205 lbs
5 - 1 - 0

BJJ Blue Belt
Solid boxing
Granite chin

Dangerous GnP
Excellent boxer
Heavy handed

Demonic Drugs

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 4 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Kill Kids!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 5 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Stan Marsh!
The judges for this bout are Frank Antenori, Jack Bonds and Timothy Bukovac.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Marsh throws a hook to the side of Kids's head but Kids sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Kids tries to clinch up but Marsh circles away and keeps his distance.

Kids gets to the clinch - let's see what his plan is here.
Marsh tries for a takedown. No joy.
Kids prevents the takedown attempt.
Marsh is working for a takedown up against the cage. He can't get it on this occasion though.
Kill Kids has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Stan Marsh.
Kids stops a takedown attempt from Marsh.
Marsh is trying to work for a single leg takedown but Kids pulls him back up using the underhooks.
Marsh drops to a knee looking for a takedown but Kids gets the underhooks and prevents it.
Marsh changes levels and goes for a takedown here. Kids fights it off and pushes away nicely.
Marsh fakes a jab and then connects with a hook.
Marsh waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Kids.
Marsh misses with a straight left.
Kids tries to clinch but Marsh moves out of range.
Kids ducks under a wild hook from Marsh.

Kids fakes with an overhand right and moves in to clinch with Marsh, pushing him back against the cage.
Kids prevents the takedown attempt.
Kids gets underhooks to prevent Marsh's takedown attempt.
Marsh goes for a takedown in the clinch but Kids prevents it.
Marsh looks gassed!

That's one minute gone in the round.
Kids prevents the takedown attempt.
Marsh is looking for a takedown up against the cage. Kids gets underhooks though and prevents the takedown attempt.
Marsh drops to a knee looking for a takedown but Kids gets the underhooks and prevents it.
Marsh has a body lock and is looking for a takedown. Kids is bouncing around trying to prevent the takedown and somehow he has indeed managed to stay on his feet.
The referee is keeping an eye on Kids - much more stalling and he will separate the fighters.

Kids breaks the clinch.
Kids uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Marsh.
Marsh keeps the fight on the outside.
Marsh misses with a jab, cross combination.
Kids fails in his attempt to clinch.
Kids tries to clinch there but Marsh circles away.
Kids tries to clinch up.
Marsh swats away the attempt to clinch by Kids.
Kids uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Marsh.
Kids uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Marsh.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
A lull in the action here being met with boos from the crowd.
Kids keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Kids tries to clinch there but Marsh circles away.
Marsh misses with a straight left.
Kids blocks a jab.
Marsh misses with an uppercut.
Good standup being displayed there by Kids as he connects with a hook.
Marsh will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
Ouch! a nice leg kick from Kids, right into the meat.

Kids has taken the fight to the clinch.
Marsh can't get the takedown.

Kids escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
Kids looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
Kids fails with an attempt to clinch.
Marsh pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Kids tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.
Marsh swings wildly with a couple of big hooks
and Kids counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.

Kids rushes Marsh and presses him up against the cage.
Kids is trying to break the clinch but Marsh has him pressed against the cage.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Nice body punch from Kids.
Marsh keeps control of Kids as he tries to wriggle out of the double underhooks.
Kids wants to break free. God knows he wants to breaaaak freeee.
Marsh tries for a takedown. No joy.
Marsh is working for a takedown up against the cage. He can't get it on this occasion though.
Good body shot from Kids.
Kids tries to break free but Marsh pushes him back against the cage.
Kids has had enough of the clinch but Marsh keeps him there for the moment.

Kids pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.
Stan Marsh seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.

Kids clinches up against the cage.
Marsh drops down for a takedown but doesn't get it.

Kids pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.
Kids ducks under a wild hook from Marsh.
Marsh misses with a looping right.
Kids tries to close the distance and clinch up but Marsh swats him away and circles back towards the center.
Kids scores with a head kick.
Kids misses with a body kick.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Kids throws a sloppy head kick and Marsh moves out of range easily.
Marsh throws an overhand right that lands on Kids's shoulder, as Kids tries to avoid the shot.
Marsh misses with an uppercut.
Kids steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Marsh.
Marsh avoids the clinch attempt nicely.
Marsh throws an overhand right that lands on Kids's shoulder, as Kids tries to avoid the shot.
Marsh misses with a telegraphed body shot
and Kids cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Marsh misses with a jab, cross combination.
Kids tries to clinch there but Marsh circles away.
Marsh scores with a jab.

Kids has Marsh up against the cage in a clinch.
Marsh has Kids pressed up against the cage and is working for takedown. Kids manages to improve position though and keeps the fight standing.
Kids is trying to force a seperation but Marsh has the dominant position.
Kids prevents the takedown attempt.
Kids is trying to break free.
Marsh drops down looking for an ankle pick but Kids pulls his leg out and moves away.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Kill Kids dominated that round.
That's the end of the interval. I'm sure that seemed a lot quicker than a minute for our two fighters! Back to the action.

Kids gets in close and instigates a clinch.

Kids's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.
Marsh lands with an uppercut that bounces Kids off the cage and back into rage.
Kids tries to clinch but Marsh moves out of range.
Marsh throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Kids bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Marsh falls off balance throwing a combination
and Kids counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.

Kids takes the fight into the clinch.
Marsh is working for takedown but Kids is calmly controlling the position for now.
A frustrated look appears on Kids's face as he tries to break the clinch.
Kids dictating the pace here, as the fighters clinch against the cage.
Kids is pressed up against the cage. Marsh has hold of a leg and is looking to drag Kids down to the mat. Kids avoids the attempt though and has circled away. We're back to striking at a distance.
Kill Kids is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Marsh is breathing heavily.
Kids wants to clinch up but Marsh keeps it at a distance.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Kids tries to close the distance and clinch up but Marsh swats him away and circles back towards the center.
Marsh tries to bum rush Kids with a series of wild strikes but Kids uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
Kids ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Marsh circles away from the clinch attempt.
Marsh misses with a wild combination.
Marsh throws a lazy right hand but Kids sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Kids wants to clinch up but Marsh keeps it at a distance.
Kids is looking to clinch.
Marsh misses with a body punch
and Kids connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Kids swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
Kids fails with an attempt to clinch.
A shot to the body from Marsh misses
and Kids counters with a right hand to the body.
Marsh throws a looping overhand right but Kids ducks down to avoid it.
Kids tries to close the distance and clinch up against the cage but Marsh paws at him with a jab and circles away.
Marsh misses the jab.
Kids tries to close the distance and clinch but Marsh swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Well. There's a bit of a lull in the action here and the crowd are starting to get restless.
Marsh throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Kids sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Kids wants to clinch up but Marsh keeps it at a distance.
Marsh misses with a body shot.
Kids defending well as Marsh loads up on a big left hand.

Kids has Marsh up against the cage in a clinch.
Marsh goes for a takedown attempt but Kids pushes him away and we're back to fighting at a distance.
Kill Kids has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Stan Marsh.
Kids moves out of range as Marsh strikes.
Marsh throws a jab but it's blocked by Kids.
Kids looks to land a combination. Marsh sees it coming but can only parry a couple of the shots.
Kids tries to close the distance and clinch up but Marsh swats him away and circles back towards the center.
Marsh misses with a looping right.
Marsh misses the body punch
and Kids counters with a slapping leg kick.
Kids rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Marsh moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
Nice body punch from Marsh.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Marsh throws a jab, cross combination which is slipped

and Kids counters by moving into the clinch.

Kids manages to break the clinch.
Kids lands a leg kick. The shin dug right into the meat of the thigh.
Kids lunges at Marsh with a hook that half lands and is half blocked by Marsh's hand.
Kids tries to clinch but Marsh moves out of range.
Kids is looking to clinch but Marsh is avoiding it.

Kids gets to the clinch - let's see what his plan is here.
Kids prevents the takedown attempt.
Kids can't break the clinch.
Kids stops a takedown attempt from Marsh.
Kids cracks Marsh with a nice body shot.

Kids pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.
Kids is looking to clinch.
Marsh fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Kids manages to avoid it.
Kids wants to clinch.
Marsh tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Kids was well out of range. Poor timing from Marsh.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Marsh swats away the attempt to clinch by Kids.
Boom, another hit is landed. "You're gunna get knocked out" taunts Kids, as that shot connected.
The fight stays on the outside here - Kids looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
Kids tries to clinch but Marsh is having none of it.

Kids gets to the clinch - let's see what his plan is here.
Marsh wants a takedown.
Marsh is working for a takedown up against the cage. He can't get it on this occasion though.
Marsh has Kids pressed against the cage, preventing Kids from circling away and getting back to striking at range.
Marsh goes for a takedown in the clinch but Kids prevents it.

Kids pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.

Kids rushes Marsh and presses him up against the cage.
Kids prevents a takedown attempt there.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Kill Kids dominated that second round.
The minute break is over - no more time for sponges and pep talks - back to the action! Let's get this one finished - here comes the final round!

Kids closes the distance and pushes Marsh back into the cage.
Kids gets double underhooks to prevent a takedown attempt from Marsh.
Marsh is looking for a takedown up against the cage. Kids gets underhooks though and prevents the takedown attempt.
Marsh has hold of a leg and is looking for a trip takedown. Kids avoids it nicely though and we remain in the clinch.
Kill Kids has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Stan Marsh.
Marsh drops down for a takedown but doesn't get it.
Kids throws a blind hook that connects with the side of Marshs head.

Kids breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
A jab from Kids finds it's way through Marsh's defenses.
Marsh misses the jab.
Marsh takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired.
Marsh keeps the fight on the outside.
Kids slips under a jab.
Kids wants to clinch.
Marsh looks shocked there as he takes a right hand to the temple.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Kids is looking to take this fight into the clinch.
Marsh misses with a double jab

and Kids counters by moving into the clinch.
Marsh goes for a takedown attempt but Kids pushes him away and we're back to fighting at a distance.
Kids tries to clinch but Marsh moves out of range.

Kids has taken the fight to the clinch.
Marsh wants a takedown.

Kids breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
Kids tries to clinch but Marsh moves out of range.
Marsh looks to land a left hand but Kids moved out of range nicely.

Marsh tries to keep at a distance but Kids has taken the fight into the clinch.
Marsh goes for a takedown attempt but Kids pushes him away and we're back to fighting at a distance.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Kids tries to clinch up.

Kids darts in and clinches Marsh up against the cage.

Kids breaks from the clinch.
Kids slips a jab from Marsh.
Marsh swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.

Kids moves into the clinch.
Marsh is looking for a takedown up against the cage. Kids gets underhooks though and prevents the takedown attempt.

Kids's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.
Kill Kids is winning the standup battle so far.
Marsh avoids the clinch attempt nicely.
Marsh throws a jab when Kids was well out of range.
Kids tries to clinch but Marsh is having none of it.
Marsh avoids the clinch attempt nicely.
Kids fails in his attempt to clinch.

Kids moves into range and clinches up with Marsh.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Marsh goes for a takedown in the clinch but Kids prevents it.
Kids prevents a takedown attempt there.
Kids is trying to work out of this bad position, with his back against the cage.
Marsh drops down for a takedown but doesn't get it.
Kids gets double underhooks to prevent a takedown attempt from Marsh.

Kids breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.

Kids takes the fight into the clinch.
Marsh wants a takedown but no success here.
Kids looks like he'd prefer to be striking at range right now.
Kids gets double underhooks to prevent a takedown attempt from Marsh.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Kids lands a body shot in the clinch.
Stan Marsh has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Kill Kids is fighting for a decision here - he's started to take the cautious approach.
The pace really dropping off here, momentarily.

Kids breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
Marsh keeps the fight on the outside.
Marsh misses with a jab to the body

and Kids counters by moving into the clinch.
Kids tries to break the clinch but Marsh is controlling the position.
Marsh is working for takedown but Kids is calmly controlling the position for now.

Kids pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.
Marsh throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Kids with a body punch. A glancing blow.
Marsh uses good footwork to get in and out and land a nice right hand before Kids has time to react.
Kids tries to clinch there but Marsh circles away.
Kids fails with an attempt to clinch.

And that's the end of the fight!
Kill Kids showed his dominance in that final round.
Well Kids has outscored his opponent in every aspect of the fight today. Only a scarily incompetent judge or two will keep him from a well deserved win... Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Frank Antenori scores the fight 30:27
Judge Jack Bonds scores the fight 30:27
Judge Timothy Bukovac scores the fight 30:27

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Kill Kids!