PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a welterweight MMA rules bout between bone crusher (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Guy Douche (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). bone crusher could well score a knockout today. He has the power to get to Guy Douche's chin.

crusher
vs
Douche

180 cm
22
175 lbs
0 - 3 - 0

175 cm
20
173 lbs
0 - 2 - 0

BJJ Blue Belt
Brawler
Good chin

BJJ Blue Belt
Excellent boxer
Prefers standup

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the welterweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 0 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, bone crusher!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 0 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Guy Douche!
The judges for this bout are , and .

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Douche throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Douche takes a swing at crusher's ribcage but misses.
Douche fakes low and throws an overhand right that catches crusher on the side of the head.
Douche looks to score with a jab to the body but crusher is just out of range.
Douche misses with a double jab.
Douche throws a hook to the side of crusher's head but crusher sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Douche misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
Douche slips a jab and a cross from crusher.
Douche throws out a powerful jab.

crusher shoots in looking for a single leg takedown. Douche is trying to defend but crusher finishes it well and ends up in half guard. Let's see if he can advance position further.
crusher wants to pass the guard but Douche is defending well.
Douche is pressing down on crusher's left leg trying to get back to full guard. He's managed it.
Douche is trying to control the position but crusher postures up.

That's one minute gone in the round.
crusher stands up and looks to throw the legs aside to pass to side control. Douche swivels though and keeps the full guard.
crusher wants to stand but Douche is controlling his posture from full guard.
crusher has to be careful here, sitting in the guard of a superior BJJ player.
crusher trying to pass the guard but can't manage it just yet.
Douche bucks up whilst keeping hold of a body lock, managing to reverse the position. Now he's in top in crusher's guard.
Douche is taking a break and basically stalling. The referee will not allow him to do that for long.

crusher looking for submissions from the bottom here. Moving his hips around, possibly looking for an armbar.
Douche working from the guard for now, landing some ground and pound.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are showing their displeasure at the lack of action as loud boos ring out around the arena.
Douche not doing a lot at the moment. He'll have to show some more aggression or the fight will get stood up.
crusher is looking to get back to his feet but can't, whilst Douche is controlling him.
Douche controlling from the top position.
Douche pushing down on crusher's thigh, trying to pass to half guard. He's managed it... Nice work.
The fighters are tangled up in the ropes here. We might need a restart if the fighters can't break free themselves.
Douche looks over to his corner - he wants some instructions but his corner are not responding.
Douche is keeping good posture, landing some ground and pound.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
crusher regains full guard, whilst avoiding punches from Douche.
crusher is avoiding any damage by keeping wrist control.
Douche trying to control but crusher is working from the bottom.
Douche throwing strikes but missing.
crusher is trying to control the position from the bottom.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are showing their displeasure at the lack of action as loud boos ring out around the arena.
crusher keeping moving, preventing Douche from controlling successfully.
Douche looks gassed!
Douche missing there with some ground and pound from the guard.
crusher is trying to keep Douche in close.
Douche has the superior BJJ but he's also working some ground strikes into his gameplan.

It looks like we're going to have a standup here. Neither fighter is doing enough on the ground.
Douche throws a combination that misses

and crusher counters by moving into the clinch.
crusher tries for a takedown but Douche manages to get underhooks.
crusher tries to pull guard but Douche won't allow it.

crusher has managed to pull guard. Let's see whether he can work an aggressive guard. It will also be interesting to see what tactics Douche uses from the top position.
Douche wants to control from the top but crusher keeps moving.
The fighters are trapped in the ropes so we're going to have a reposition here. The ref calls for a break and repositions the fighters in the center of the ring.
Douche won't allow crusher to get back to his feet.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

A close round but Guy Douche will probably get the nod.
That's time! Back to the action!

crusher uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Douche.
Douche throws a hook but crusher avoids it easily.
crusher throws a front kick that sends Douche stumbling back into the ropes.
Douche displays good takedown defense there as he swats away a double leg from crusher.
crusher shoots in with a takedown attempt and he has Douche pinned against the cage. Douche gets the underhooks and manages to circle away.
bone crusher is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
crusher doesn't manage to clinch there - Douche circles away.
crusher lets the fists fly and connects with a left straight followed by a right hook.
crusher tries to shoot in for a takedown. He's got hold of a leg but Douche swivels and escapes.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for bone crusher. That's going to take a lot out of him.
crusher fakes the leg kick and cracks Douche in the body.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
crusher misses with a two punch combination.

crusher closes the distance, clinches up and gets a nice trip takedown into side control. Very smooth.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Douche struggling a bit here.
Douche manages to get one leg in to regain half guard.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Douche is trying to control but can't.
Douche is trying to avoid being dragged into an even worse position than he's already in but crusher is staying active.

crusher is thinking about going for an arm triangle but he can't free his leg.
Douche wants to improve his position but crusher is controlling well.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
A few boos can be heard. I'm sure they will multiply if the fighters don't pick up the pace.
crusher passes to side control.
crusher wants to take a breather but Douche manages to regain guard - a lesson learnt for crusher.
crusher has decided he wants to stand but the closed guard of Douche is proving hard to escape from.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Douche pulls crusher in close to prevent any damage.
crusher is in close to Douche's body, working some short punches and elbows.
Douche is trying to control the position from the bottom.
crusher throwing shots from guard but he's hitting more mat than opponent.
Douche keeping moving, preventing crusher from controlling successfully.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
A lull in the action here being met with boos from the crowd.
A big thud reverberates around the arena there as crusher accidentally thumps the mat. Hopefully he's not broken his hand.
crusher trying to control but Douche is working from the bottom.

The referee decides to stand the fighters back up.
crusher tries a head kick but it misses.
Douche takes a swing at crusher's ribcage but misses.
Guy Douche is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
crusher is looking to clinch.
Douche swats away the attempt to clinch by crusher.
crusher moves in looking to clinch but Douche pushes him off.
crusher tries to close the distance and clinch but Douche swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.
Douche misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
crusher lands a body shot.
crusher shoots in and drives through. Douche sprawls well.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

bone crusher dominated that second round.
The minute break is over - no more time for sponges and pep talks - back to the action! And we move into the final round!

crusher wants to clinch.
crusher fails in his attempt to clinch.
crusher tries to clinch there but Douche circles away.
crusher tries to clinch up but Douche circles away and keeps his distance.
crusher staying out of range there.
Douche scores with a nice looking left hook and follows it up with an uppercut!
crusher is trying hard to land a takedown here. Douche sprawls well and keeps this one on the feet.
crusher bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Douche lands a nice hook to crusher's body. crusher takes it in his stride and looks to land his own strikes.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Douche avoids the head kick by crusher.
crusher tries to clinch up.
crusher looks for a takedown here. Will he get it? Douche is fending him off so far but crusher persists. Nope, Douche circles away and we're back to standing.
Douche uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from crusher.
A swing and a miss from Douche.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Horrible takedown by crusher or perhaps it was just good defense by Douche which made him look bad.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for bone crusher. That's going to take a lot out of him.
crusher tries to clinch but Douche moves out of range.
A leg kick checked by crusher.
This fight brought to you by 5M nutrition - it's mmmmm tasty. Nice jab by Douche.
crusher walks straight into an uppercut. Luckily it didn't land flush.
Douche throws a combination that misses
and he gets countered with a snapping leg kick.
Douche throws and low kick but crusher moves out of range easily.
crusher fails with an attempt to clinch.
Douche stuffs a takedown. It's all about dictating where the fight takes place and Douche wants it to stay on the feet.
Douche throws a leg kick that is checked

and crusher counters with a nice single leg takedown and he's in Douche's guard now.
crusher looking to pass the guard.
crusher controlling from the guard. I say controlling but really, he's stalling.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Douche pulls crusher in close to prevent any damage.
crusher passes easily into side control. Nice work.
Douche takes a couple of big shots there - the referee warns him that he has to defend himself better.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
crusher working the ground and pound but Douche is defending the strikes.

crusher stands up and beckons Douche to his feet.
A decent looking body kick lands there for crusher.
crusher is looking to clinch but Douche is avoiding it.

crusher forces Douche back against the ropes and clinches.
crusher lands a nice looking hook to the body, against the ropes.
crusher tries to jump guard but he falls flat on his backside. Douche smiles and moves away.

The fight moves into the clinch position.
crusher is trying to slow down the pace of the fight but Douche is keeping busy.

That's four minutes gone in the round.

crusher breaks from the clinch.
Douche takes one on the button.
Douche scores to the head and body with a nice combination!

crusher looks for a takedown. He's got it. We're now in half guard.
crusher trying to control the action but Douche is working from the bottom.
crusher prevents Douche from improving his position.

And that's the end of the fight!
bone crusher showed his dominance in that final round.
Well crusher has outscored his opponent in every aspect of the fight today. Only a scarily incompetent judge or two will keep him from a well deserved win... Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Andi Peters scores the fight 29:28
Judge Gordon Ramsey scores the fight 29:28
Judge Frank Skinner scores the fight 29:28

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... bone crusher!