PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Brock Resnar (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and VooDoo Daddy (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). I'm sure you'll be fascinated to know that I was talking to some pointless Z list celebrity before the fight and he thought that VooDoo Daddy was going to win. Let's see if he was right.

Resnar
vs
Daddy

205 cm
23
270 lbs
9 - 6 - 0

215 cm
23
275 lbs
4 - 1 - 0

BJJ Blue Belt
Solid boxing
Experienced

BJJ White Belt
Excellent MT
Determined

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 9 - 6 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Brock Resnar!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 4 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, VooDoo Daddy!
The judges for this bout are Robert Twigg, Gwen Towbar and Stewart Dunkirk.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!

Resnar rushes Daddy and presses him up against the cage.
Resnar is trying to break the clinch but Daddy has him pressed against the cage.
Daddy swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Resnar has had enough of the clinch and is looking to separate.
Resnar is working for a takedown up against the cage. He can't get it on this occasion though.

Resnar escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
Resnar avoids the head kick by Daddy.
Daddy takes a swing at Resnar's ribcage but misses.
Resnar tries to close the distance and clinch but Daddy swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.
Daddy misses with a head kick.
Nice sprawl there from Daddy as Resnar shoots in.
Daddy swats away the attempt to clinch by Resnar.
Resnar moves out of range of the strikes.
Resnar moves in looking to clinch but Daddy pushes him off.
A telegraphed takedown attempt from Resnar is defended easily by Daddy.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Brock Resnar. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Resnar throws a head kick that misses.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
The fight stays on the outside here - Resnar looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
Resnar tries to clinch there but Daddy circles away.
Resnar doesn't manage to clinch there - Daddy circles away.
Resnar tries to clinch but Daddy moves out of range.
Resnar wants to clinch.
Daddy lands a jab to Resnar's midsection.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Resnar looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
Daddy lands a jab.

It looks like Brock Resnar has been cut.

Daddy closes the distance and pushes Resnar back into the cage.
Resnar wants to strike at distance but he can't break free of the clinch.
Daddy pushes Resnar back against the cage and unloads with a body punch.
Resnar is breathing heavily.
Resnar wants to push off and get back to the center of the mat but Daddy has him pressed against the cage.
A frustrated look appears on Resnar's face as he tries to break the clinch.
Daddy landing some nice looking knees to the body.
Daddy working some nice short punches in the clinch.
Resnar is trying to force a seperation but Daddy has the dominant position.
Resnar is trapped in a tight thai clinch here. Daddy pulls him left and then right before unleashing a vicious knee to the head. Oh damn - Resnar is out cold! That's some serious business! What a knockout!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:40 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Knee). VooDoo Daddy!