PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Chuck Norris (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Dallas Broderson (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Both fighters will be looking to make this an exciting fight for the fans, I'm sure!

Norris
vs
Broderson

195 cm
24
270 lbs
5 - 3 - 0

202 cm
21
300 lbs
7 - 4 - 0

BJJ White Belt
Excellent boxer
Granite chin

BJJ Blue Belt
Decent boxing
Powerful

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 5 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Rio de Janeiro, Chuck Norris!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 7 - 4 - 0, fighting out of Rio de Janeiro, Dallas Broderson!
The judges for this bout are Emerson Jorge, Matheus Silva and Mauricio Rocha.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Norris tries to close the distance and clinch up but Broderson swats him away and circles back towards the center.
Norris misses with a two punch combination.
Broderson misses with the combination.
Norris wants to clinch up but Broderson keeps it at a distance.
Broderson's corner calls for a 1-2. Broderson obliges with the 1 part as he scores the single shot and moves back out of range.

It looks like Chuck Norris has been cut.
The fight stays on the outside here - Norris looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
Norris tries to clinch up but Broderson circles away and keeps his distance.
Norris tries to close the distance and clinch up but Broderson swats him away and circles back towards the center.
Broderson takes a jab right on the nose. That must have hurt but he shrugs his shoulders and looks to return the favor.

It looks like Dallas Broderson has been cut.
A swing and a miss from Norris.
Broderson scores with a jab to the jaw.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
A punch combination from Norris misses.
Norris moves in looking to clinch but Broderson pushes him off.
Broderson connects with a body shot.
Norris fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
Norris throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Broderson sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Norris will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
Norris walks into a jab.

Chuck Norris's cut is getting worse.
Norris keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Norris misses with a double jab.
Norris is breathing heavily.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Broderson blocks a jab.
Broderson misses with a series of wild punches.
Jab by Broderson.
Norris misses with a combination
and Broderson counters with a lovely shot to the body.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Norris closes the distance and takes a jab right on the nose as he does so.

Chuck Norris's cut is bleeding quite badly. He's got to try and protect it.
Norris on the wrong end of an overhand right that came out of nowhere.
Chuck Norris seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Broderson lands a vicious shot with the stealth of a sniper and the strength of a viper. Are vipers that strong? I can think of lots of things that are stronger than a viper - not many rhyme with sniper though.

Jeez, Chuck Norris's cut is really nasty now. The referee must be thinking about getting that checked.

The referee calls the doctor in to look at Chuck Norris's cut. Oh no, the doctor has called an end to the bout!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:32 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Cut). Dallas Broderson!