PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Duke Nukem (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Tony Xie (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Nukem's ring entrance music is that housewives' favourite, Cowboys From Hell by Pantera. The key to victory for Duke Nukem has got to be keeping the fight on the feet.

Nukem
vs
Xie

200 cm
20
275 lbs
1 - 0 - 0

195 cm
20
300 lbs
0 - 0 - 0

BJJ Blue Belt
Solid Muay Thai
Granite chin

BJJ Brown Belt
Brawler
Tends to cut

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 1 - 0 - 0, fighting out of New York, Duke Nukem!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of New York, Tony Xie!
The judges for this bout are Reed Andrews, Bruno Lombardi and Lou da Vinci.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!

Nukem clinches up with Xie and pushes him back against the cage.
Nukem unloads a knee to the mid-section. Xie lets out a prehistoric sounding urrrrgh.
Nukem prevents the takedown attempt.
Xie tries for a takedown. No joy.
Xie tries to land knees in the clinch but Nukem avoids the damage to the body.
Nukem with a knee to the head.

It looks like Tony Xie has been cut.
Xie tries to take the fight to the ground by pulling guard but can't manage it.
Duke Nukem has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Tony Xie.
Nukem using the Thai plumb to throw knees but Xie has his back arched nicely, preventing the strike.
Nukem using the Thai plumb to throw knees but Xie has his back arched nicely, preventing the strike.
Nukem lands a knee to the head there! That was nasty!
Nukem with a knee to the head.

Xie is rocked!
Xie looks gassed!
Nukem content to slow the pace in the clinch.
Xie should think about turning a few of those tyres round his middle into muscle if he wants people to take him seriously as an athlete.
Nukem lands a huge knee in the clinch and it's knocked Xie out! Massive knee - he's celebrating with his corner and the crowd showing their appreciation!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:31 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Knee). Duke Nukem!