PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a welterweight MMA rules bout between Me Myself Irene (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Johnny Storm (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Storm has chosen AC/DC - Thunderstruck as his entrance music, which hasn't gone down very well with the crowd. Both fighter's entrance songs getting the crowd jumping here.

Myself Irene
vs
Storm

190 cm
20
175 lbs
5 - 3 - 0

189 cm
20
183 lbs
5 - 1 - 0

BJJ Blue Belt
Excellent MT
Good chin

BJJ Blue Belt
Excellent boxer
Good gas tank

STEEL PENN NUTRITION - STEEL RESERVE 158+ ONLY$89
STEEL PENN NUTRITION - STEEL RESERVE 158+ ONLY$89

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the welterweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 5 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Me Myself Irene!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 5 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Johnny Storm!
The judges for this bout are Steve Erwin, Hugh Johnson and Winston Howard.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
A clash of legs there as Storm blocks the low kick.
Storm cracks Irene with an open hand slap.

It looks like Me Myself Irene has been cut.
Irene misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Storm misses with a wild body shot.
A head kick misses from Irene.
Irene lands a beauty of a right hand that gets the crowd cheering.
Good exchange - Irene coming out on top.
A head kick misses from Irene.
Irene scoring well with a low kick there.
Irene is looking to land body kicks.
Irene moves out of range of the strikes.
Irene tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Storm looks to land a combination but Irene avoids it well.
Storm gets cracked with a nice right hand there by Irene.
A big right from Storm misses.
Irene tries a head kick but it misses.
Storm takes a nasty kick to the mid section... That should keep him thinking. Does he try and block and risk a head kick landing?
Irene tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Storm throws a hook but Irene avoids it easily.
Irene misses with a combination
and Storm counters with a nice body shot.
Irene throws a sloppy head kick and Storm moves out of range easily.
Storm needs to keep his hands up - Irene had a free shot at his head there.
Irene keeping at a good range here, avoiding a leg kick.
Irene misses with a straight left.
Storm fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Irene manages to avoid it.
Irene with a hook.
Storm misses the shot to the body.
Irene throws a sloppy head kick and Storm moves out of range easily.
Storm tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Irene was well out of range. Poor timing from Storm.
Irene throws a head kick that half lands.
Storm waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Irene.
Irene bobs and weaves and unloads with a good uppercut.
Storm ducks under a wild hook from Irene.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Irene lands a leg kick. The shin dug right into the meat of the thigh.
Irene throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
A swing and a miss from Storm.
Irene throws a low kick but it's checked well by Storm.
Irene throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Irene throws a combination that misses
and Storm cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Irene tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Storm cracks a nice hook into Irene's ribs.
Storm tries to check the leg kick but that clearly hurt him.
Storm avoids the head kick by Irene.
A head kick misses from Irene.
Storm misses with a two punch combination.
Irene throws a sloppy head kick and Storm moves out of range easily.
Irene misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Storm throws a shot to the body.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Storm checks a low kick from Irene.
Storm tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Irene was well out of range. Poor timing from Storm.
Irene misses with a head kick.
Irene misses with a head kick.
Storm is throwing a lot of body shots here, looking to wear down Irene rather than just go for the knockout.
Irene misses with a head kick.
Irene tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.
Storm ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Irene moves away.
Irene misses with a hook.
Irene throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Storm tries a head kick but it misses.
Irene throws a sloppy head kick and Storm moves out of range easily.
Nice body punch from Storm.
Irene is breathing heavily.
Storm looks to score with a jab to the body but Irene is just out of range.
Irene throws a sloppy head kick
and Storm counters with a nice jab to the body that keeps Irene thinking.
Irene with a nice looking leg kick. You could hear that one land in a back row.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Storm misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
Irene steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Storm.
Storm tries to land a front kick but Irene steps back. That was a bit too telegraphed.
Irene throws a nice inside leg kick.
Storm thuds a left hand into Irene's body.
Storm throws a shot from downtown. Irene moves away and avoids it.
Storm misses with a low kick.
Storm throws a looping overhand right but Irene ducks down to avoid it.
Irene throws a sloppy head kick and Storm moves out of range easily.
Boom, another hit is landed. "You're gunna get knocked out" taunts Storm, as that shot connected.
Me Myself Irene seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Storm throws a right and a left that both miss.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Irene is looking to slow Storm down with leg kicks.
Storm takes an uppercut right on the button but keeps his composure.
Irene slips under a jab from Storm.
Storm avoids the head kick by Irene.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Johnny Storm dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Me Myself Irene's cut.
Well, the break between rounds is over. Let's get back to the scrappin!

Irene throws a head kick that connects with a bit of head and a bit of hand.
A head kick misses from Irene.
Storm misses with a wild body shot.
Irene misses with a hook. Storm ducked under it nicely.
Irene lands a head kick!
Storm throws a right and a left that Irene avoids nicely.
Irene throws a head kick that half lands.
Irene moves into range and lands a nice leg kick.
Irene throws a sloppy head kick and Storm moves out of range easily.
Irene throws a series of punches but Storm moves out of range.
Irene displaying good standup as he scores with a three punch combination.
The sound of bone on bone echoes around the arena as Storm checks a leg kick.
Johnny Storm seems to be getting the better of the standup.
Irene avoids the body shot from Storm.
Irene lands with a head kick! That's gotta hurt.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Irene avoids the body shot from Storm.
Irene throws a nice looking combination but Storm bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
Storm connects nicely with a jab. Noted by the judges no doubt.
Nice defenses there by Storm.
Storm stumbles momentarily as he takes a strong leg kick from Irene.
Irene connects with a looping right hand.
Storm changes levels and scores with a jab to the body.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
Irene throws a low kick but Storm avoids it.
A head kick misses from Irene.
Irene tries to clinch but fails miserably
and Irene takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Storm misses the jab.
A head kick from Irene lands but Storm takes it in his stride.
Irene throws a big shot that misses.
Irene lands with a slapping head kick.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Irene fakes a jab and throws a low kick but Storm checks it well.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
A swing and a miss from Storm.
Good shot there by Storm.
Storm tries to score with a leg kick but it misses it's target.
Storm loads up on a big right hand but Irene slips the punch.
No joy there for Storm, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
Storm ducks under a wild hook from Irene.
Irene tries a head kick but it misses.
Irene lands with a slapping head kick.
Irene misses with a body shot.
Irene throws a head kick that misses.
Irene tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Nice jab there from Storm.

Me Myself Irene's cut is getting worse.
Storm scores with the left hand. Irene knows he should have avoided that one.
Storm loads up on a big right hand but Irene slips the punch.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Storm motions for Irene to come forward. Storm throws a leg kick but it misses it's target.
Irene throws a head kick that misses.
Irene lands a vicious shot with the stealth of a sniper and the strength of a viper. Are vipers that strong? I can think of lots of things that are stronger than a viper - not many rhyme with sniper though.
Irene slips a straight right by Storm.
Irene misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Storm needs to keep his hands up - Irene had a free shot at his head there.
Storm lands an overhand right.
Storm's leg has a nasty welt from taking a succession of leg kicks. That must be slowing him down.
Irene displaying good standup as he scores with a three punch combination.
Storm throws a sloppy body shot
and Irene counters with a thumping low kick.
Irene throws a head kick that connects with a bit of head and a bit of hand.
We are yet to see a takedown attempt from Storm in the fight. On paper you would think he is the more dominant ground fighter so let's see if these unusual tactics pay off.
Storm missing with a left hand there. Irene was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Storm throws out a powerful jab.

Me Myself Irene's cut is bleeding quite badly. He's got to try and protect it.
Storm fails to land with a series of punches.
Storm scores with a hook to the body. Irene takes a step back and tries to catch his breath.
Irene pulls out of a head kick attempt.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Irene throws a series of punches but Storm moves out of range.
Irene is pinned up against the cage taking some big shots here. The referee is looking closely deciding whether he should stop the fight.
Storm misses with a hook. Irene ducked under it nicely.
Storm avoids a low kick by using good footwork.
Storm pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Irene ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Irene throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Storm blocks a head kick by Irene.
Irene throws a sloppy head kick and Storm moves out of range easily.
Irene throws a sloppy head kick and Storm moves out of range easily.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Irene misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Storm.
A jab from Irene misses.
Irene misses with a two punch combination.
Irene misses with a head kick.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Johnny Storm showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
The cut man is working on Me Myself Irene's cut.
The referee calls time. The cornermen exit stage left and we're back to business. And we move into the final round!

Storm with a body punch. A glancing blow.
Storm scores with a crisp jab that stopped Irene in his tracks.
Irene darts in trying to clinch
and Storm counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Storm takes a head kick and shrugs it off.
Storm misses with a looping left.
Storm tries to land a leg kick but Irene saw it coming and moves away.
Irene throws a head kick but Storm moves out of range.
Irene misses with a body kick.
Irene tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Irene throws a head kick that half lands.
Storm takes a head kick and shrugs it off.
Storm ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Irene moves away.
Irene slips a straight right by Storm.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Irene bobs and weaves and unloads with a good uppercut.
A head kick from Irene lands but Storm takes it in his stride.
Storm blocks a head kick by Irene.
Storm missing with a left hand there. Irene was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Irene throws a head kick that misses.
Irene lands a powerful looking uppercut that connected with his opponent's jaw.
Storm misses the shot to the body.
Irene has his hands up protecting his head but a hook from Storm finds it's way round the side to connect with Irene's head.
Storm blocks a head kick by Irene.
A head kick misses from Irene.
Irene plants his feet and lands a nice head kick!
Oooooooooooh, not good. A low kick from Irene lands where it shouldn't have, right in the... well, you know what he did? He kicked him in the penis. He's injured, injured bad. The referee sends both fighters to their corners and Storm has 5 minutes to recover. He's OK now though... a thumbs up from Storm and we're back underway with a touch of gloves.
Storm blocks a head kick by Irene.
Irene goes for a high kick. It partially lands.
Irene looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Irene lands with a kick to the ribs.
Irene throws a big shot that misses.
Storm swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Irene pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
A big right from Storm misses.
Irene throws a lazy head kick
and Storm counters with a leg kick that reverborates around the arena.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
Irene lands a head kick. Storm smiles back at him and beckons him forward.
Irene tries a head kick but it misses.
Irene ducks under a wild hook from Storm.
Irene doesn't manage to clinch there - Storm circles away.
Irene lands a glancing blow to the side of Storm's head.
Storm uses good footwork to get in and out, landing a nice hook.

Jeez, Me Myself Irene's cut is really nasty now. The referee must be thinking about getting that checked.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Irene moves away from the strike by Storm.
Storm staying out of range there.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Irene misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Irene throws a head kick but Storm moves out of range.
Irene tries to clinch up
and Storm counters with a nice uppercut.

The referee calls the doctor in to look at Me Myself Irene's cut. Oh no, the doctor has called an end to the bout!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:28 of round 3, we have a winner by way of TKO (Cut). Johnny Storm!