PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between the natural Couture (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and cro copout (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). copout is bouncing up and down as he enters the arena, backed by you throw knee, i go home. Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!

natural Couture
vs
copout

180 cm
22
290 lbs
9 - 0 - 0

219 cm
20
288 lbs
2 - 2 - 0

Good wrestling
Good knees
Granite chin

Good wrestler
Dangerous knees
Granite chin

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 9 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, the natural Couture!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 2 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, cro copout!
The judges for this bout are Stewart Dunkirk, George Francis and Gwen Towbar.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Couture fails with a takedown attempt.
Couture tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.
copout displaying good standup as he scores with a three punch combination.
copout avoids the body shot from Couture.
A looping hook to the body misses from Couture. copout does a little dance to reset his feet.
copout leaves Couture with his face pressed against the mat as he sprawls beautifully, defending against a solid takedown attempt.
the natural Couture seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
A punch combination from copout misses.
copout moves into range and throws a lovely three punch combination.
copout scores to the head and body with a nice combination!
Good exchange - copout coming out on top.
Couture missing with a left hand there. copout was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Couture shoots in for a takedown - he's clinched up with copout but copout pushes him off and we're back to square one.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for the natural Couture. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Couture misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Couture wants to clinch.
copout fakes a jab and then connects with a hook.
copout darts in and out, connecting with a jab.
copout with a body punch. A glancing blow.
Donk. copout catches Couture right on the button with a cross.
copout lands a body shot.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Couture tries for a takedown but copout sees it coming a mile off and avoids it easily.
Couture fakes high and swings low for a body shot but copout manages to avoid it.
Couture misses with a double jab
and copout makes him pay by landing a nice hook to the body before moving out of range.
Couture is breathing heavily.
copout ducks low and lands a nice hook to the body of his opponent.
copout scores with a jab to the body.
Jab from copout.
copout scores with a sloppy punch to the body. Not much technique there but it did the business.
Left hook, right uppercut from copout.
This is turning into a torrid day at the office for Couture. He's trying desperately to land a takedown but he's failing miserably and getting slapped silly on the feet to compound his misery.
copout lands a right hook to the body.
Couture takes a body punch that cleary hurt but he's trying not to show any weakness.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
copout moves into range and throws a lovely three punch combination.
copout scores with a jab. Couture acknowledges it with a nod of the head.
copout lands a jab. Then a cross. Then finally a nice hook to the body. Good work there by copout.
copout lands with a two punch combination before moving back out of range.
copout lands a jab followed by a nice looking cross.
copout goes to the watering hole and comes back with a big thumbs up from the judges as he scores a three punch combo.
copout scores with a nice one two combo and darts back out of range to avoid anything coming in the opposite direction.
A right-left combo lands from copout.
copout dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
copout connects with a jab.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
copout lands with a nice combination. Couture backs away looking to recover.
copout lands a body shot.
Wow, both these guys are really going for it!
copout cracks Couture with an open hand slap.
copout scores with a nice head shot.
copout scores with a crisp jab that stopped Couture in his tracks.

Couture is rocked!
copout scores with a reasonable looking shot to the body. Couture doesn't seem bothered though.
copout throws a left jab followed by a right to the body, Oh Couture colapses and takes a barrage of punches from copout as he moves to mount! the ref stops the fight and Couture is left battered and dazed whilst copout and his camp cheer!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:25 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). cro copout!