PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a featherweight MMA rules bout between Gregory Mankiw (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Mini Me (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). I'm sure you'll be fascinated to know that I was talking to some pointless Z list celebrity before the fight and he thought that Mini Me was going to win. Let's see if he was right.

Mankiw
vs
Me

172 cm
26
154 lbs
9 - 5 - 0

168 cm
21
155 lbs
6 - 2 - 1

BJJ Purple Belt
Excellent boxer
Very strong

BJJ Purple Belt
Excellent boxer
Powerful

Golden Lilium
Golden Lilium

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the featherweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 9 - 5 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Gregory Mankiw!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 6 - 2 - 1, fighting out of Montreal, Mini Me!
The judges for this bout are Trevor Gratis, Yves DeLean and Alec Ball.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Me throws a hard body shot but it just misses.

Me has Mankiw up against the cage in a clinch.
Me lands a body punch in the clinch.
Mankiw stalling against the cage.
Mankiw can't find room to land a body shot as Me controls the action.
Me working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely.
With the fighters clinched against the cage, Me creates a bit of distance for himself and scores with a nice uppercut.
Me throws a head punch that misses.
Me on the defensive, avoiding the knees to the body.
Me cracks Mankiw with a nice body shot.
Mankiw lands a nice knee to the body.
Me pushes Mankiw back against the cage and unloads with a body punch.
Me presses Mankiw against the cage and delivers a mid-strength body shot.
Me avoiding damage as Mankiw throws knees to the body.
A short left from Me.
A short right from Me.
A short body shot lands from Me as the two fighters clinch.
Nice body punch from Me.
Me is trying to slow down the pace in the clinch, to catch his breath.
A short left from Me.
Me misses with a short punch on the inside.
Me taking a break, stalling in the clinch.
Me has a couple of punches blocked by Mankiw.
Mankiw misses with a knee strike.
The two fighters are working to gain dominance in the clinch.
Mankiw has a couple of punches blocked by Me.
Me fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
A quick uppercut on the inside from Me.
Mankiw swings away with an uppercut that misses.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Still in the clinch, Me scores with a nice short uppercut.
Me lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage.
Knees in the clinch landing for Mankiw.
Me throws a head punch that misses.
Me is leaning against Mankiw and scores with a nice uppercut to the body.
A hook to the body from Me.
Mankiw tries to work over Me's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Mankiw stalling in the clinch but Me improves position.
Mankiw misses with a knee to the head.
Mankiw is breathing heavily.
Me scores with a nice hook to the head.
Me keeps control of Mankiw as he tries to wriggle out of the double underhooks.
Me lands a nice uppercut.
Mankiw with an attempt at a knee that misses.
Me scores with an uppercut up the middle.
Me lands with a short punch from the clinch.
Me blocks a knee to the body. He'll have a nicely bruised forearm in the morning.
Mankiw tries to stall but Me uses the opportunity to gain a better position.
Me lands with a right to the head.
Mankiw blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Me wants to stall.
Me lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage.

Mankiw is rocked!
Me misses with a hook from the clinch.
Oh Mankiw is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
Me throws a head punch that misses.
Mankiw seems to have got his legs back now.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Mankiw.
A right handed body shot lands from Mankiw.
Me misses with a short punch on the inside.
Me avoiding damage as Mankiw throws knees to the body.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Mankiw blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Me cracks Mankiw with a nice body shot.
A nice right hand lands inside from Me.
Me misses with a short punch on the inside.
Mankiw tries a body shot but Me blocks it.
Me scores with a shoulder strike.
Mankiw can't find room to land a body shot as Me controls the action.
Me lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards.
Mankiw missing with knees to the body.
Mankiw tries to land knees in the clinch but Me avoids the damage to the body.
The pace slowing considerably in the clinch, as Me takes a break from that fighting nonsense to think about the finer things in life.
A frustrated look appears on Mankiw's face as he tries to break the clinch.
Me on the defensive, avoiding the knees to the body.
Mankiw tries to land knees in the clinch but Me avoids the damage to the body.
Mankiw tries to land a knee to the body but he is off balance and Me avoids it.
Me scores with a shoulder strike.
Me lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage.
A left hand lands to the body for Me.
Still in the clinch, Me scores with a nice short uppercut.
Mankiw misses with a hook from the clinch.
Me unloads with a big right hand that wobbles Mankiw! He's leaning against the cage trying to keep his feet but Me is unloading with more strikes now! Mankiw drops to his knees and the referee stops the fight for a TKO!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:55 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Mini Me!