PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a bantamweight MMA rules bout between Hippie Smasher (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Kiki Stomps (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Smasher's ring entrance music is that housewives' favourite, Who's Your Daddy - Lordi. Hippie Smasher has the edge in experience - let's see if he can make that count tonight.

Smasher
vs
Stomps

159 cm
21
140 lbs
3 - 1 - 0

170 cm
21
139 lbs
2 - 0 - 0

Good takedowns
Basic striking
Cuts easily

BJJ Purple Belt
Brawler
Determined

Boondock Fightwear
Bushido Clothing

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the bantamweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 3 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Hippie Smasher!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 2 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Kiki Stomps!
The judges for this bout are George Francis, Gwen Towbar and Frank Dennis.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Smasher tries to clinch there but Stomps circles away.
Hippie Smasher seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Smasher is looking to clinch.
Stomps fails with a rather predictable takedown attempt.
Stomps feints with a shoulder and throws a nice leg kick to Smasher's calf.

Stomps darts in and clinches Smasher up against the cage.
Smasher tries to throw a body punch but Stomps avoids it by throwing Smasher back against the cage.
Smasher tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.

Smasher drags the fight down to the ground.
Stomps wants to control from the top but Smasher keeps moving.
Smasher wants to sweep here but Stomps controlling him for the moment.
Stomps tries to stand but Smasher is controlling from the bottom.
Smasher might be looking to lock onto one of his opponent's long limbs for a submission, whilst we're on the ground.
Smasher lands a decent shot there.
Stomps tries to free his leg and advance position but Smasher is retaining full guard.
There's a bit of a scramble here and now Smasher is on top in guard.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.

Smasher drops back looking for a leg! Stomps is in trouble here! The fighters roll with the hold and Stomps manages to kick Smasher off! Smasher jumps back into Stomps's guard.
Stomps utilising some decent striking defenses from the guard, preventing the ground and pound.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Stomps is working from a closed guard but he's struggling to control his opponent.
Smasher landing some decent shots from guard.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Smasher advances position into side control!

Smasher tries for a kimura but Stomps is defending well.

Smasher tries for a kimura. Not really close to a finish though.
Stomps is positioning himself to get back to half guard.
Stomps looks gassed!

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Stomps wants to control but Smasher postures up.
Smasher tries to advance to mount but can't.

Smasher thinks about going for a far side armbar but bails out and retains the dominant position instead.
Smasher staying calm.
Smasher works a knee to the body and follows up with a nice elbow to the head.
Stomps struggling a bit here.
Stomps tries to get back to half guard but can't.

That's three minutes gone in the round.

Smasher is working to tighten is grip on Stomps's neck. He's isolated an arm and is working for an arm triangle. Stomps has recognised the danger and is trying to turn with the submission but Smasher is really squeezing tight and eventually Stomps passes out! Smasher breaks the hold and jumps onto the cage to celebrate! Submission of the night, I'd say!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:22 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Arm Triangle). Hippie Smasher!