PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Luck Chidell (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Bimbo Slide (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Rumors backstage are that the fighters have been paid to keep it standing but we know that would never happen in MMA!

Chidell
vs
Slide

188 cm
21
220 lbs
4 - 2 - 0

187 cm
21
211 lbs
6 - 3 - 0

Decent wrestler
Great elbows
Very strong

BJJ Purple Belt
Good kicks
Determined

[JMFC] Club Tops 'n' Hot Pants
[JMFC] Club Tops 'n' Hot Pants

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 4 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Rio de Janeiro, Luck Chidell!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 6 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Rio de Janeiro, Bimbo Slide!
The judges for this bout are Emerson Jorge, Leandro Rodrigues and Seu Braga.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Slide misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Slide lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Chidell circles away quickly and effectively.
Chidell tries to check the leg kick but that clearly hurt him.
Slide throws a right and a left that both miss.

Chidell closes the distance and clinches.
Chidell is trying to wear down his opponent with knees to the body.
Slide is trying to break the clinch but Chidell is controlling him.
Chidell throws a vicious knee straight up the middle but Slide blocks it with crossed arms.
Chidell blocks an elbow strike from Slide.
Slide wants to break free but Chidell has control.
Slide wants to break free but Chidell has control.
Slide wants to strike at distance but he can't break free of the clinch.
Chidell just leaning against Slide, taking a breather.
Chidell keeps the fight in the clinch, despite Slide's efforts to push away.
Slide trying to land knees to the body.
Chidell tries to land knees in the clinch but Slide avoids the damage to the body.
A frustrated look appears on Slide's face as he tries to break the clinch.
Slide pushes off an throws an elbow but Chidell leans to the side and avoids it. We're back to clinching against the cage.

Slide pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Slide looks to land a left hand but Chidell moved out of range nicely.
Chidell throws a head kick that connects with a bit of head and a bit of hand.
Chidell thumps Slide with a low kick.
Chidell throws a head kick but Slide moves out of range.
Slide takes a swing at Chidell's ribcage but misses.
Good work by Slide as he checks the leg kick.
Slide throws a series of punches but Chidell avoids them all with ease.
Chidell pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Chidell misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Slide keeping at a good range here, avoiding a leg kick.
Chidell throws a leg kick
and Chidell takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Chidell throws a lazy head kick
and Slide counters with a nice low kick that buckles Chidell's knee momentarily.
Chidell fakes with the hands and throws a leg kick but Slide is out of range.
Chidell avoids the clinch attempt nicely.
Chidell bobs and weaves and then throws a good body kick.
A solid body kick from Chidell.
Slide is looking to clinch.
Chidell looks to clinch
and Slide counters with a straight right hand.
Chidell buckles his opponent's knee momentarily with a nice leg kick.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Chidell throws a chopping leg kick but Slide manages to avoid taking any serious damage.
Chidell tries to clinch but Slide is having none of it.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Chidell pivots, looking for a leg kick but Slide is out of range and Chidell settles back down.
A nice inside leg kick there by Chidell. That's going to slow Slide down.
Slide throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
Slide blocks a head kick by Chidell.
Slide fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
Slide on the receiving end of a decent leg kick there by Chidell. Chidell obviously looking to wear him down.

Chidell forces Slide back against the cage and clinches.
Slide has had enough of the clinch but Chidell keeps him there for the moment.
Chidell keeps control of Slide as he tries to wriggle out of the double underhooks.
Slide takes an elbow to the forehead.

It looks like Bimbo Slide has been cut.
With the two fighters working up against the cage, Slide just misses with a elbow thrown towards Chidell's brow.
Slide misses with a knee strike.
Slide looks like he'd prefer to be striking at range right now.
Slide misses with an elbow over the top.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Slide is looking to score with knees to the body. Maybe he'll change it up and go body then head. Chidell is defending well for now.
Chidell is pushing Slide up against the cage, for a bit of lean and pray action. Action being used the in the loosest possible sense of the word.
Slide lands a good knee to the midsection. Chidell won't want to take too many of those.
Stalling in the clinch from Chidell.
Chidell scores with a knee to the head.
Chidell with the Thai clinch, lands a knee to the head.
A battle for position here, against the cage.
Chidell lands a nice elbow from the clinch.

That has opened up Bimbo Slide's cut even more.
Slide throws an elbow but it misses.
Slide takes a knee right on the jaw!
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Slide.

Slide breaks from the clinch.
Slide tries to clinch but Chidell is having none of it.
Chidell throws a sloppy head kick and Slide moves out of range easily.
Chidell throws a leg kick
and Slide counters with a three punch combination, finished off with a leg kick. Nice work.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Luck Chidell dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Bimbo Slide's cut.
The referee calls time. The cornermen exit stage left and we're back to business.

Chidell throws a sloppy head kick
and Slide connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
A low kick from Slide is predictable there
and Chidell counters with an inside leg kick.
Chidell tries to clinch but fails miserably
and Slide counters with a flying knee. Nice.
Chidell is looking to clinch.
Chidell is looking to clinch but Slide is avoiding it.
A low kick from Slide misses
and Chidell counters with a slapping leg kick.
Chidell cracks the inside of Slide's front leg.
Chidell will need to close the distance a bit before he attacks - that leg kick was thrown from too far away.
Chidell misses with a low kick.
Chidell fakes a jab and throws a low kick but Slide checks it well.
Slide blocks a head kick by Chidell.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Chidell lands with a nice low kick. That'll leave a bruise.
Ouch! a nice leg kick from Chidell, right into the meat.
Luck Chidell is winning the standup battle so far.
Slide looks to land a combination. Chidell sees it coming but can only parry a couple of the shots.
Chidell pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Slide blocks a leg kick.
Chidell tries to clinch but Slide moves away

and Slide counters with a shoot takedown into half guard.
Slide is looking to advance position but Chidell won't allow it.
Slide seems very keen to just sit and control from half guard but Chidell does not like that idea so much and is remaining active off his back.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Chidell trying to control here.
Chidell tries to roll over but Slide keeps him under control.
Slide thumps the canvas. Not on purpose obviously - he just missed Chidell's head.
Slide content to control rather than advance.

Slide decides to return to a standing position.

That's three minutes gone in the round.

Chidell gets a clinch.
Slide working hard to break the clinch.
Slide creates a bit of distance and throws an elbow that only just misses.
Slide wants to strike at distance but he can't break free of the clinch.
Chidell avoids a wild elbow strike from Slide.
Slide on the defensive, avoiding the knees to the body.
Slide tries to land a knee to the head but Chidell blocks with his arms.
Chidell landing some nice looking knees to the body.
Chidell is trying to slow down the pace in the clinch, to catch his breath.
Chidell gets an overhook and lands an elbow to the side of the head.
Chidell lands a damaging elbow.
Chidell misses with a knee strike.
Slide misses with an elbow strike.
Slide has had enough of the clinch and is looking to separate.
Chidell with the Thai clinch. He's looking to land a big knee but he's not managed it this time.
Slide tries to circle away but Chidell has him pinned against the cage.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
A few boos can be heard. I'm sure they will multiply if the fighters don't pick up the pace.
Chidell prevents Slide from breaking the clinch.
Slide throws an elbow that misses.
Slide takes a knee right on the jaw!

The cut above Bimbo Slide's eye is starting to cause him problems now.
Chidell avoids a wild elbow strike from Slide.
Chidell keeps control of Slide as he tries to wriggle out of the double underhooks.
Chidell stalling the fight.
Slide is trying to break the clinch but Chidell is controlling him.
Chidell blocks an elbow strike from Slide.
Chidell stalling here - the referee won't stand for too much of that.
A battle for position here, against the cage.
Slide throws an elbow that misses.
Chidell with a knee to the head.
Slide is trying to break the clinch but Chidell is controlling him.
Chidell blocks the elbow strike.
Chidell has Slide pressed against the cage, preventing Slide from circling away and getting back to striking at range.
Chidell using the Thai plumb to throw knees but Slide has his back arched nicely, preventing the strike.
Slide is trying to force a seperation but Chidell has the dominant position.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Bimbo Slide showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
The cut man is working on Bimbo Slide's cut.
That's time! Chidell's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight. This is the final round!

Chidell tries to clinch
and Slide counters with a leg kick that reverborates around the arena.
Chidell tries to clinch up but Slide circles away and keeps his distance.
Slide misses with a straight left.
A solid leg kick lands there for Chidell.
Slide's leg has a nasty welt from taking a succession of leg kicks. That must be slowing him down.
Chidell slips a jab and a cross from Slide.
Slide tries a head kick but it misses.
A clash of legs there as Slide blocks the low kick.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
A low kick from Slide misses

and Chidell counters by clinching up.
Slide throws a nice elbow but it doesn't land.
Slide tries to break the clinch but Chidell is controlling the position.
Chidell looking to throw knees to the head but Slide is blocking nicely.
Chidell tries to land a knee to the head but Slide blocks with his arms.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Slide throws a nice elbow but it doesn't land.
Slide misses with an elbow strike.
Slide throws a nice elbow but it doesn't land.
Slide on the defensive, avoiding the knees to the body.
Chidell lands an elbow inside that Slide shrugs off.
Slide has had enough of the clinch but Chidell keeps him there for the moment.
Slide is trying to break the clinch but Chidell is controlling him.
Chidell putting his Muay Thai to good use. He has Slide in a tight clinch and is doing some damage with knees to the body.
Slide tries to break the clinch but Chidell is controlling the position.
Slide throws a nice elbow but it doesn't land.
Chidell tries a knee to the head but Slide blocks it.
Slide has had enough of the clinch but Chidell keeps him there for the moment.
Slide throws an elbow but it misses.
Chidell tries a knee to the head but Slide blocks it.
Chidell lands a glancing elbow in the clinch.

Bimbo Slide's cut is absolute horrible now. This looks like something out of a horror film with blood covering both fighters.
Some stalling of biblical proportions here from Chidell.
Chidell throws a knee to the head but misses.
Chidell landing knees to the body.
Slide takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired.
Chidell lands a nice knee to the body.
Chidell blocks the elbow strike.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Slide is trying to break the clinch but Chidell has him pressed against the cage.
Chidell connects with a knee to the head.

The referee calls the doctor in to look at Bimbo Slide's cut. Oh no, the doctor has called an end to the bout!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:18 of round 3, we have a winner by way of TKO (Cut). Luck Chidell!