PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Lasse Uzi (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Martial Arts (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Uzi kept the crowd waiting but all that was forgotten when his ring entrance music started. The incomparable musical genius that is Enter Sandman. Arts has chosen Cry Little Sister as his entrance music. Martial Arts has the better chin. Will he look to stand and bang today?

Uzi
vs
Arts

203 cm
21
270 lbs
2 - 0 - 0

200 cm
25
279 lbs
5 - 8 - 0

BJJ White Belt
Solid boxing
Self confident

Good takedowns
Brawler
Solid chin

Fenrir Fightgear

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 2 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Lasse Uzi!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 5 - 8 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Martial Arts!
The judges for this bout are Roosa Järviläinen, Tarja Halkonen and Marco Blurström.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Arts shoots in for a takedown. "I don't think so" says Uzi as he avoids it easily.
A left lands for Uzi.
Arts takes a shot right to the bread basket.
Arts takes a jab on the nose. He smiles like he loves it and keeps coming.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Uzi connects with a slap. Keep your fist closed son.
Arts looks gassed!
A left and a right from Uzi both land. Nice combination.

Uzi throws a left that rocks Arts and follows with a right that sends him tumbling to the canvas! Uzi dives into side control, looking to finish! Can Arts regain composure!

Arts is rocked!
The referee asks Uzi politely if he wouldn't mind getting on with it and actually doing something. Uzi prefers to stall for the moment though.
Arts is still in real trouble! Can Uzi finish him?
Uzi's ground tactics aren't going to win him many fans. Let's hope he's got fireworks for us if he gets back to his feet because he's not doing much on the ground.
Arts seems to have recovered his senses.
Uzi tries to stand but Arts is controlling his head.
Uzi trying desperately to get back to his feet here but he's not having any joy at all. He's going to tire himself out if he's not careful.
The referee tells the fighters to keep busy.
Uzi knows he needs to get back to his feet asap. He's simply no match for Arts on the ground.
Arts is trying to get back to half guard.
Uzi is maintaining the dominant position - no doubt Arts will start to get frustrated soon if he's not already.
Arts is looking to regain half guard here but Uzi keeps moving and retains side control.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Uzi in side control, just content to control the action for now.
Arts prevents Uzi from moving into mount.
Uzi happy to just control the position for now.
Arts manages to get back to half guard.
Uzi content to sit in half guard and control for a moment.

The referee stands the fighters back up. Lasse Uzi just wasn't active enough from the dominant position.
Uzi goes to the watering hole and comes back with a big thumbs up from the judges as he scores a three punch combo.
Uzi punishes Arts's body with a nice straight punch.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Uzi thuds a left hand into Arts's body.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Arts tries to move into range but Uzi moves to the side and lands with a nice right hand.
Uzi listening to his corner there, landing a nice uppercut.
Uzi lunges in with an uppercut that skims his opponent's chin.
Uzi fakes low and throws an overhand right that catches Arts on the side of the head.
Uzi misses with an attempted mid kick.
Lasse Uzi seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Uzi lands a hook that stumbles Arts back into the cage. Uzi follows up with a straight and another hook that land right on the button, dropping Arts to the canvas! Uzi pounces and lands several unanswered shots - Arts has had enough and taps out! This one is all over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:23 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Strikes). Lasse Uzi!