PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Mirosvaldo Karelin (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Mikey Joans (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Mirosvaldo Karelin is staring across the cage at his opponent, tweaking his nipples... Tweaking his own nipples that is.

Karelin
vs
Joans

185 cm
18
255 lbs
1 - 1 - 0

200 cm
21
269 lbs
8 - 7 - 0

Good wrestling
Basic striking
Intelligent

Powerful takedowns
Excellent boxer
Powerful

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 1 - 1 - 0, fighting out of New York, Mirosvaldo Karelin!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 8 - 7 - 0, fighting out of New York, Mikey Joans!
The judges for this bout are Jorge Garcia, Steve Montenegro and Joseph Jones.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Karelin fails with the takedown.
Some wild striking there from Joans.
Karelin shoots in and drives through. Joans sprawls well.
A shot to de liver by Joans. Beautiful body shot.
Joans stuffs a takedown. It's all about dictating where the fight takes place and Joans wants it to stay on the feet.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Mirosvaldo Karelin. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Joans rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Karelin moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
Karelin looks for a takedown here. Will he get it? Joans is fending him off so far but Karelin persists. Nope, Joans circles away and we're back to standing.
Joans connects with a jab, followed by a picture perfect straight right that sends Karelin to the canvas, out cold! What a finish by Joans!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:28 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punches). Mikey Joans!