PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Bud Diesel (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Jack Hammah (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Chooooooooon! I think Diesel might be my favorite fighter, now he's come out to I drink alone.. Hammah is bobbing his head along to his entrance song: Peanut Butter Jelly Time. The key to victory for Bud Diesel has got to be keeping the fight on the feet.

Diesel
vs
Hammah

195 cm
21
265 lbs
3 - 0 - 0

212 cm
22
239 lbs
2 - 0 - 0

BJJ Blue Belt
Excellent boxer
Intelligent

Dangerous GnP
Decent boxing
Plays chess

Demonic Clothing
Advantage XXX nutrition

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the heavyweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 3 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Bud Diesel !
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 2 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Jack Hammah!
The judges for this bout are Frank Antenori, Jack Bonds and Timothy Bukovac.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Diesel fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
Diesel throws the kick towards the body but Hammah avoids it.
Diesel slips a jab and a cross from Hammah.
Hammah throws a hook to the side of Diesel 's head but Diesel sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Hammah misses with a looping left.
Diesel misses with a wild combination.
Hammah misses with a wild combination.
Diesel Rushes Hammah and starts throwing punches like they are going out of style! Hammah is up against the cage and has nowhere to go. Diesel Piles on the pressure and Hammah crumples to the floor! This one is all over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:21 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Bud Diesel !
Bud Diesel is the new heavyweight champion!