PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a bantamweight MMA rules bout between Smootch Voccer (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Xv Jobber vX (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). I'm sure you'll be fascinated to know that I was talking to some pointless Z list celebrity before the fight and he thought that Xv Jobber vX was going to win. Let's see if he was right.

Voccer
vs
Jobber vX

150 cm
20
140 lbs
0 - 0 - 0

225 cm
21
130 lbs
0 - 30 - 0

BJJ Blue Belt
Good kicks
Good in bed

BJJ White Belt
Brawler
Determined

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the bantamweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of London, Smootch Voccer!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 0 - 30 - 0, fighting out of London, Xv Jobber vX!
The judges for this bout are Steven Brown, James Atkins and Sam Margolis.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!

Voccer shoots in for a takedown and gets it. Oh and he's advanced to full mount straight away.
Voccer controlling from mount.
Jobber vX keeping his composure momentarily, calmly looking to get back to half guard.

Voccer stands up from the dominant position. He obviously fancies his chances standing.

Voccer shoots in for a takedown and gets it. Oh and he's advanced to full mount straight away.
Jobber vX throws a strike but has given up his back in the process.
Voccer controlling from the back.

Voccer is working for a rear naked choke. Jobber vX is not defending it well and Voccer has tightened it up quickly! This could be all over! Jobber vX refuses to tap and goes to sleep, forcing the referee to intervene. A little trickle of blood came out of Jobber vX's nose as his head slumped to the floor. That is naaaasty!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:03 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (RNC). Smootch Voccer!