PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Glass Bong (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Ima Yerface (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Yerface is bobbing his head along to his entrance song: In Flames - Like You Better Dead. I don't know about you partner, but I'm pumped for this one!

Bong
vs
Yerface

190 cm
21
210 lbs
6 - 2 - 0

190 cm
23
214 lbs
6 - 2 - 0

BJJ Blue Belt
Solid boxing
Experienced

Good wrestler
Excellent MT
Good gas tank

Hell's Kitchen Lab Corp

Rivers Edge Nutrition

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the light heavyweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 6 - 2 - 0, fighting out of New York, Glass Bong!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 6 - 2 - 0, fighting out of New York, Ima Yerface!
The judges for this bout are John Kavanagh, Russell Pearce and Reed Andrews.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
A decent looking cross lands there for Yerface.
Bong throws a looping overhand right but Yerface ducks down to avoid it.
Bong tries a head kick but it misses.
Yerface lands a jab to Bong's midsection.
Yerface jabs at Bong's body.
Bong is breathing heavily.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Bong throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Yerface uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Bong.
Yerface fakes and then throws a beautiful body shot. Bong looks a bit winded and takes a step backwards to take a breath.
Nice shot by Yerface.

It looks like Glass Bong has been cut.

Yerface closes the distance and clinches.
Knees to the body from Yerface.
Yerface lands an elbow just above Bong 's eye.
Yerface scores with an uppercut up the middle.

Bong is rocked!
Yerface dictating the pace here, as the fighters clinch against the cage.
Oh Bong is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
Yerface creates a bit of space for himself and rocks Bong with a big uppercut! Bong tries to clinch up but Yerface pushes him back against the cage and lands another moster strike that crumples Bong to the mat! Bong covers up and Yerface unloads with more strikes until the referee steps in to end the bout!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:40 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Punches). Ima Yerface!
Ima Yerface is the new light heavyweight champion!