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PBP Commentary |
Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Uncle Dad (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Cohen Maloney (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). These two fighters really are very evenly matched on the feet - it will be fascinating to see who can assert themselves in that aspect of the fight.
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25
265 lbs
7 - 3 - 0 |
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200 cm
24
255 lbs
12 - 7 - 0 |
BJJ Blue Belt
Lethal high kicks
KO power |
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BJJ Purple Belt
Dangerous knees
Granite chin |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
7 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Uncle Dad!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
12 - 7 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Cohen Maloney!
The judges for this bout are , and .
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
The fight stays on the outside here - Maloney looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
Maloney tries to close the distance and clinch up against the cage but Dad paws at him with a jab and circles away.
Dad checks a leg kick.
Dad looks to throw the jab but Maloney is out of range.
Maloney is looking to clinch but Dad is avoiding it.
An inside leg kick lands from Maloney.
Maloney tries to clinch but Dad is having none of it.
Nice uppercut lands for Dad. That snapped Maloney's head back.
It looks like Cohen Maloney has been cut.
Dad throws a nice looking combination but Maloney bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
Maloney fails in his attempt to clinch.
Dad lands a glancing blow to the side of Maloney's head.
Maloney looking to take his opponent's legs away with the low kicks.
Dad pivots as if he's going to throw a leg kick but stops half way.
A chopping leg kick lands by Maloney.
Maloney throws a lazy body kick
and Dad counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Dad ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Maloney moves away.
Dad catches Maloney with a nice straight right. He seems pissed - ooooh, it's on now! On like donkey kong!
A looping hook to the body misses from Dad. Maloney does a little dance to reset his feet.
Maloney uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Dad.
Dad scores with a punch to the head.
That has opened up Cohen Maloney's cut even more.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Dad misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Maloney ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Dad really does look like a pencil wearing a pair of gloves. Let's hope he has a gameplan to suit that ridiculous body shape.
Maloney tries to clinch there but Dad circles away.
Dad ducks down and throws a hook to the body.
Dad tries to check the leg kick but that clearly hurt him.
Dad jabs away that one connects to the head of his opponent.
Crunch! Dad slams his shin into Maloney's torso.
Maloney looks gassed!
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
A left lands for Dad.
The cut above Cohen Maloney's eye is starting to cause him problems now.
Dad scores with a punch to the gut of his opponent.
Dad lands a big head kick that sends Maloney tumbling to the mat! Dad takes a step backwards and waves Maloney back to his feet - he wants the finish!
A good leg kick by Dad.
Dad lands the left hand.
Cohen Maloney's cut is absolute horrible now. This looks like something out of a horror film with blood covering both fighters.
The referee calls the doctor in to look at Cohen Maloney's cut. Oh no, the doctor has called an end to the bout!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:47 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Cut). Uncle Dad!
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energy
A | B |
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hype
A | B |
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pop
A | B |
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mgr
A | B |
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FIGHT
RATING
100% |
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