PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a lightweight MMA rules bout between Johnny TheRotten (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and One Turd (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Johnny TheRotten has the edge in experience - let's see if he can make that count tonight.

TheRotten
vs
Turd

179 cm
21
158 lbs
5 - 2 - 0

175 cm
22
163 lbs
1 - 1 - 0

BJJ Blue Belt
Solid boxing
Experienced

BJJ Purple Belt
Brawler
Granite chin

BioPharm Nutrition

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the lightweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 5 - 2 - 0, fighting out of New York, Johnny TheRotten!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 1 - 1 - 0, fighting out of New York, One Turd!
The judges for this bout are Alyssa Summers, Bruno Lombardi and Russell Pearce.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
TheRotten takes a step back and watches a body kick go sailing past his mid section.
TheRotten takes a step back and watches a body kick go sailing past his mid section.
TheRotten cracks Turd with a good shot that sees him stumbling back into the cage.
Wow, both these guys are really going for it!
Turd shoots in for a takedown. "Ole!" shouts TheRotten as he jumps to the side.
Turd looks for the body kick but TheRotten saw that one coming.
TheRotten delivers a nice body kick.
Turd takes a body punch but keeps moving.
TheRotten throws a combination. Turd tries to block but a couple of punches get through.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Turd throws a head kick but TheRotten moves out of range.
One Turd seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Turd looks gassed!

TheRotten lands a left and a right that send Turd crashing to the mat, dazed. TheRotten thinks about following him to the mat but decides to wave him back up to his feet!
TheRotten lands a leg kick. The shin dug right into the meat of the thigh.

TheRotten cracks Turd with a big right hand that sends him to the floor! Turd looks wobbly but he's sprung back up to his feet straight away… can TheRotten finish him?

Turd is rocked!
TheRotten lands with a precision combination! Left, right, uppercut and Turd falls flat on his face, eyes wide open but he's out!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:36 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punches). Johnny TheRotten!