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Coming up we have a featherweight MMA rules bout between Duke Kahanamoku (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Nikola Tesla (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Tesla comes into a darkened arena with his song building. AC/DC's Thunderstruck kicks in, the lights come on and the crowd goes wild! What a showman! Duke Kahanamoku could well score a knockout today. He has the power to get to Nikola Tesla's chin.
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150 lbs
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154 lbs
6 - 1 - 0 |
BJJ Blue Belt
Excellent MT
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BJJ Blue Belt
Excellent boxer
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the featherweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
5 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Duke Kahanamoku!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
6 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Nikola Tesla!
The judges for this bout are , and .
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Kahanamoku swings for the body but Tesla moves out of range.
Kahanamoku thows a body kick. Tesla tries to catch it but that hurt him.
Kahanamoku drops his hands and takes a jab to the jaw for his troubles.
Tesla on the receiving end of a decent leg kick there by Kahanamoku. Kahanamoku obviously looking to wear him down.
Kahanamoku slips under a jab.
Kahanamoku does a little shimmy and throws a leg kick. The leg kick missed by a considerable margin though, making him look a little bit silly for doing the shimmy.
Kahanamoku scores with a head kick.
Kahanamoku throws a head kick that misses.
A looping hook to the body misses from Kahanamoku. Tesla does a little dance to reset his feet.
Kahanamoku misses with a body shot.
Kahanamoku swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Duke Kahanamoku seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Nice body kick from Kahanamoku.
Kahanamoku takes an uppercut right on the jaw but it doesn't phase him.
Kahanamoku does a little shimmy and throws a leg kick. The leg kick missed by a considerable margin though, making him look a little bit silly for doing the shimmy.
A looping hook to the body misses from Kahanamoku. Tesla does a little dance to reset his feet.
Tesla takes a nice looking leg kick right on the meat of his thigh there.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Tesla moves out of range of the body kick from Kahanamoku.
Kahanamoku is looking to wear down Tesla with body shots, infact he's throwing more body shots than head shots at the moment.
Tesla misses with a jab, cross combination.
Tesla takes a swing at Kahanamoku's ribcage but misses.
Kahanamoku attempts a leg kick but it's missed by a good margin.
Kahanamoku misses with an attempted mid kick.
A slapping leg kick lands for Kahanamoku.
Kahanamoku throws a nice inside leg kick.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Kahanamoku thows a body shot but no joy.
Kahanamoku throws a right high kick that is partially blocked by Tesla.
Kahanamoku blocks a jab.
Kahanamoku throws a big shot that misses.
Kahanamoku really does look like a pencil wearing a pair of gloves. Let's hope he has a gameplan to suit that ridiculous body shape.
Tesla avoids the head kick by Kahanamoku.
Kahanamoku throws a leg kick but Tesla checks it.
Kahanamoku scores with a head kick.
Tesla scores with a decent looking hook.
Kahanamoku misses the shot to the body.
Tesla blocks a head kick by Kahanamoku.
Kahanamoku throws a push kick but Tesla slaps the foot to one side.
Kahanamoku plants his feet and lands a nice head kick!
Tesla takes a step back and watches a body kick go sailing past his mid section.
Kahanamoku moves into range and lands a nice leg kick.
Tesla blocks a head kick by Kahanamoku.
Kahanamoku pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Kahanamoku chopping away at his opponent's legs.
Kahanamoku thows a body kick. Tesla tries to catch it but that hurt him.
Kahanamoku looks for the body kick but Tesla saw that one coming.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Kahanamoku misses with an attempted mid kick.
Tesla lands with an uppercut that bounces Kahanamoku off the cage and back into rage.
Kahanamoku keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Tesla.
Kahanamoku swings and misses with a shot to the body
and Tesla counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Kahanamoku throws a head kick that Tesla semi-blocks.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Kahanamoku just misses with a punch to the body.
Tesla moves out of range as Kahanamoku throws a body kick.
Tesla lands the left hand.
Tesla checks a leg kick.
Kahanamoku moves out of range as Tesla strikes.
Kahanamoku lands with a slapping head kick.
Kahanamoku throws a right high kick that is partially blocked by Tesla.
Tesla is rocked!
Tesla thows a left - swing and a miss!
Kahanamoku pivots as if he's going to throw a leg kick but stops half way.
Tesla throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Tesla misses the jab.
Kahanamoku gets his head snapped back by a nice shot there.
Tesla throws a series of punches but Kahanamoku avoids them all with ease.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Tesla throws a jab when Kahanamoku was well out of range.
Tesla blocks a head kick by Kahanamoku.
Kahanamoku misses with a hook to the body
and Tesla counters with a left to the body.
Tesla checks a leg kick.
Kahanamoku throws a body kick that sends a sickening thudding noise reverberating around the arena.
Oooooooooooh, not good. A low kick from Kahanamoku lands where it shouldn't have, right in the... well, you know what he did? He kicked him in the penis. He's injured, injured bad. The referee sends both fighters to their corners and Tesla has 5 minutes to recover. He's OK now though... a thumbs up from Tesla and we're back underway with a touch of gloves.
Tesla takes a kick to the side of the head.
A looping hook to the body misses from Kahanamoku. Tesla does a little dance to reset his feet.
Tesla blocks a head kick by Kahanamoku.
Kahanamoku is breathing heavily.
Kahanamoku takes a jab on the nose. He smiles like he loves it and keeps coming.
It looks like Duke Kahanamoku has been cut.
Kahanamoku misses with a jab to the body
and Tesla counters with a two punch combo.
Kahanamoku is rocked!
A big right from Kahanamoku misses.
Oh Kahanamoku is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
Tesla lands a straight punch to the body, keeping Kahanamoku at a distance.
Kahanamoku seems to have got his legs back now.
Kahanamoku misses with a kick to the body.
A looping hook to the body misses from Kahanamoku. Tesla does a little dance to reset his feet.
Tesla checks a low kick from Kahanamoku.
Kahanamoku throws a low kick, looking for Tesla's leg but Tesla calmly moves out of range.
Tesla scores with a jab to the body.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Tesla scores with a jab. Kahanamoku acknowledges it with a nod of the head.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Kahanamoku on the wrong end of a decent looking cross there.
Tesla misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
Kahanamoku pushes Tesla away with a front kick.
A head kick misses from Kahanamoku.
A head kick misses from Kahanamoku.
A head kick misses from Kahanamoku.
Tesla dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Tesla tests Kahanamoku's chin there with a solid looking shot.
Tesla is landing a lot of head punches in this opening round! Kahanamoku had better start moving his head a bit unless he wants his face to turn into pâté.
Tesla lands a straight punch to the body, keeping Kahanamoku at a distance.
Tesla stooping low to avoid any incoming strikes and then lunges in with an uppercut come cross that lands flush.
Kahanamoku tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Tesla tests Kahanamoku's chin there with a solid looking shot.
Tesla wings a very wild body shot but it does the job and lands to the midsection.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Tesla lands a left and a right that send Kahanamoku crashing to the mat, dazed. Tesla thinks about following him to the mat but decides to wave him back up to his feet!
Tesla Rushes Kahanamoku and starts throwing punches like they are going out of style! Kahanamoku is up against the cage and has nowhere to go. Tesla Piles on the pressure and Kahanamoku crumples to the floor! This one is all over!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:58 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Nikola Tesla!
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