PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Charmander ketchup (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Action Jackson (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). ketchup comes to the cage accompanied by Otep - Eat the Children. I'm sure you'll be fascinated to know that I was talking to some pointless Z list celebrity before the fight and he thought that Action Jackson was going to win. Let's see if he was right.

ketchup
vs
Jackson

221 cm
23
219 lbs
4 - 2 - 0

188 cm
24
222 lbs
6 - 3 - 0

BJJ White Belt
Solid boxing
Cardio machine

BJJ Blue Belt
Counter striker
Enjoys gardening

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the light heavyweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 4 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Charmander ketchup!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 6 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Action Jackson!
The judges for this bout are Robert Douchet, Elvis Blanc and Alec Ball.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Jackson swinging wildly here.
ketchup scores with a decent looking hook.
ketchup misses with a body shot.
ketchup lands a jab.
ketchup throws a hook to the side of Jackson's head but Jackson sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
ketchup lands with a shot to the body.
ketchup really does look like a pencil wearing a pair of gloves. Let's hope he has a gameplan to suit that ridiculous body shape.
ketchup misses with a hook. Jackson ducked under it nicely.
ketchup looks to score with a jab to the body but Jackson is just out of range.
ketchup misses with a hook.
Jackson avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Jackson takes an uppercut right on the button but keeps his composure.
ketchup stuns Jackson with a nice body shot, before stepping back out of range.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
ketchup throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
Jackson takes a punch right to his stomach. That took the wind out of him momentarily.
ketchup misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.

That's one minute gone in the round.
The fighters circling - ketchup throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
ketchup misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
Jackson keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from ketchup.
ketchup cracks Jackson with a right hand to the side of the head.
A left lands for ketchup.

Jackson is rocked!
ketchup throws a combination that misses
and Jackson counters with a lovely straight right hand!
Jackson is still on wobbly legs! Can ketchup finish him?
ketchup throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Jackson sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Jackson seems to have recovered his senses.
Jackson misses with a looping right.
ketchup lands with a good body shot.
ketchup misses with a hook.
Charmander ketchup is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
ketchup throws a good cross that connects.
Jackson looks gassed!
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
ketchup ducks down and throws a hook to the body.
ketchup is using his reach advantage well here, landing the more effective single shots from range.
Jackson avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
ketchup throws a right and a left that Jackson avoids nicely.

That's two minutes gone in the round.

ketchup lands a left and a right that send Jackson crashing to the mat, dazed. ketchup thinks about following him to the mat but decides to wave him back up to his feet!
ketchup lands a big right hand and follows it up with an uppercut. Oh and another big punch and a knee - Jackson can't take much more of this! Another big shot to the jaw from ketchup and Jackson drops to the floor. Beaten and bloodied - he had enough there. A vicious beatdown by ketchup.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:13 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Charmander ketchup!
Charmander ketchup retains his light heavyweight title!