PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a lightweight MMA rules bout between Blackie Kilmister (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Jacque Strap (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Kilmister kept the crowd waiting but all that was forgotten when his ring entrance music started. The incomparable musical genius that is W.A.S.P. - Tormentor. Strap is bobbing his head along to his entrance song: Thunderstruck by ACDC. Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!

Kilmister
vs
Strap

178 cm
22
160 lbs
10 - 4 - 0

179 cm
26
167 lbs
9 - 5 - 0

Decent wrestler
Great elbows
Very strong

Decent wrestler
Excellent MT
Heavy handed

Crippler's Corner
Crippler's Corner

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the lightweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 10 - 4 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Blackie Kilmister!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 9 - 5 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Jacque Strap!
The judges for this bout are Yves DeLean, Trevor Gratis and Gregory Folan.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Kilmister fails with an attempt to clinch.
Kilmister wants to clinch.
Strap misses with a few strikes there.
No luck with that takedown attempt from Kilmister.
Strap keeps the fight on the outside.
Kilmister with a jab.
Strap avoids the clinch attempt nicely.
Kilmister tries to clinch but Strap is having none of it.
Strap takes a swing at Kilmister's ribcage but misses.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Kilmister tries to close the distance and clinch up against the cage but Strap paws at him with a jab and circles away.
Strap swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Kilmister wants to clinch.
Strap throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Blackie Kilmister seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Kilmister looks to score with a jab to the body but Strap is just out of range.
Kilmister tries to clinch up but Strap circles away and keeps his distance.
Kilmister tries to clinch but Strap moves out of range.
Kilmister tries to close the distance and clinch but Strap swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.
Strap jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Ouch! a nice leg kick from Strap, right into the meat.
Strap avoids the clinch attempt nicely.
Strap misses with a wild combination.
Nice takedown defense from Strap. No joy for Kilmister on that attempt.
Kilmister tries to close the distance and clinch up but Strap swats him away and circles back towards the center.
Kilmister tries to clinch there but Strap circles away.
Kilmister closes the distance and lands a one-two.

It looks like Jacque Strap has been cut.
Kilmister throws a leg kick
and Strap counters with a nice low kick that buckles Kilmister's knee momentarily.
A solid leg kick lands there for Strap.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Strap loads up on a big right hand but Kilmister slips the punch.
Strap misses with a body shot.

Kilmister has Strap up against the cage in a clinch.

Strap manages to break the clinch.
Kilmister is looking to clinch.
Kilmister lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Strap circles away quickly and effectively.
Strap scores with a kick to the midsection.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Kilmister blocks a low kick nicely.
Strap swats away the attempt to clinch by Kilmister.
Strap scores with a shot to the body.
Left hook, right uppercut from Strap.
Strap throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
Kilmister tries to clinch up

and Strap counters with a leg kick then a big left hand that sends Kilmister down! Strap is looking to finish but Kilmister is intelligently defending himself.

Kilmister is rocked!
Kilmister is breathing heavily.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Strap with a flurry of punches that miss.
Strap wants to stand and escape but instead Kilmister has hit a sweep and he's now on top in guard.
Strap has the superior BJJ but he's also working some ground strikes into his gameplan.
Kilmister preventing the sweep.

Kilmister gets to his feet - Strap follows without any prompting.
The fight stays on the outside here - Kilmister looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
Kilmister clinches but Strap breaks the clinch
and Strap counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
Strap throws and low kick but Kilmister moves out of range easily.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Kilmister doesn't manage to clinch there - Strap circles away.
Strap throws a sloppy head kick and Kilmister moves out of range easily.
Kilmister connects nicely with a jab. Noted by the judges no doubt.
Strap moves out of range as Kilmister strikes.
Kilmister tries to clinch up.
Strap swats away the attempt to clinch by Kilmister.
Kilmister fails with an attempt to clinch.
Kilmister scores with a hook.
Kilmister falls off balance throwing a combination
and Strap counters with a head kick. That will keep Kilmister thinking before he tries any more sloppy attacks!
Oh Kilmister is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Strap throws a body kick that sends a sickening thudding noise reverberating around the arena.
Kilmister seems to have got his legs back now.
Kilmister lands a body shot.
Strap throws a head kick but Kilmister moves out of range.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Jacque Strap dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Jacque Strap's cut.
The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action!

Strap stuffs the takedown.
Strap checks a leg kick nicely.
Strap misses with a double jab
and Kilmister counters with a straight right hand.
Strap looks to throw the jab but Kilmister is out of range.
A jab lands there for Strap.
Strap thows a leg kick but Kilmister checks it

and Kilmister counters by moving into the clinch.
Kilmister stalling.
Strap can't break the clinch.
Kilmister is looking to score with knees to the body. Maybe he'll change it up and go body then head. Strap is defending well for now.
Kilmister lands a left hand.
Strap is trying to break free.
A frustrated look appears on Strap's face as he tries to break the clinch.
Kilmister lands an elbow just above Strap 's eye.
Strap takes a knee to the side of the body.
Strap wants to break free. God knows he wants to breaaaak freeee.

Strap's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.
Kilmister walks forward and throws out a flicking leg kick. Strap checks it nicely though, as he moves to the side.
Strap swinging wildly here.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Kilmister tries to clinch up
and Strap counters with a stiff right hand.
Kilmister closes the distance looking to clinch
and Strap counters with a stiff right hand.
Kilmister closes the distance looking to clinch
and Strap counters with an outside leg kick.
Strap misses with a two punch combination.
Horrible takedown by Kilmister or perhaps it was just good defense by Strap which made him look bad.
Kilmister fails in his attempt to clinch.
Oooooooooooh, not good. A low kick from Strap lands where it shouldn't have, right in the... well, you know what he did? He kicked him in the penis. He's injured, injured bad. The referee sends both fighters to their corners and Kilmister has 5 minutes to recover. He's OK now though... a thumbs up from Kilmister and we're back underway with a touch of gloves.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Kilmister is looking to take this fight into the clinch.
Kilmister slips a straight right by Strap.
Kilmister with poor footwork there. He got himself in a bit of a tangle, enabling Strap to score with a decent uppercut.
Strap avoids a kick to the body.
Kilmister wants to clinch but Strap slips to the side
and Strap counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Strap turns his hip over beautifully as he lands a nice leg kick.
Strap throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Strap scores with a nice looking left hook and follows it up with an uppercut!
Kilmister takes a head kick and keeps coming.

Kilmister shoots in and bounces Strap off the cage to secure the takedown into guard.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Kilmister slows down the pace of the fight for a moment. He'll need to remain active if he doesn't want to see the fight stood back up.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Strap seems keen to control Kilmister's posture.
Kilmister scoring with punches to the head and body.
Strap tries to land a sweep but no joy.
Kilmister throws a strike but Strap rolls with it and manages to sweep. Now he's in guard on top.
Strap is looking to stand up but Kilmister won't let him.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Neither fighter has done anything of merit for a good minute or two here and the crowd are not happy about it.
Kilmister is pulling down on Strap's head to control his posture.
Kilmister on his back here. We all know that wrestlers don't like being on their back so let's see if Kilmister tries to get out of the position.
Kilmister keeping moving, preventing Strap from controlling successfully.
Strap lands a nice shot whilst sitting in his opponent's guard.
Strap is looking to stand up but Kilmister won't let him.
Strap is breathing heavily.
Kilmister pulls Strap in close to prevent any damage.

Strap decides he's had enough of playing guard and decides to stand. Come on Kilmister, up you get!
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Jacque Strap showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
The cut man is working on Jacque Strap's cut.
Well, the break between rounds is over. Let's get back to the scrappin! This is the final round!

Kilmister throws a head kick that misses
and Strap counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
Kilmister tries to clinch but Strap is having none of it.
Kilmister falls off balance throwing a combination
and Strap counters with a series of strikes. Kilmister will be more careful next time no doubt.
Kilmister is looking to clinch but Strap is avoiding it.
Ouch! a nice leg kick from Kilmister, right into the meat.
Kilmister wants to clinch but Strap slips to the side
and Kilmister takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Kilmister tries to clinch up.
Jacque Strap seems to be getting the better of the standup.
The fight stays on the outside here - Kilmister looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
Kilmister tries to clinch but fails miserably
and Strap counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
A left lands for Kilmister.
Kilmister drops his hands and takes a jab to the jaw for his troubles.
No luck for Kilmister with that takedown attempt.
Kilmister is looking to clinch but Strap is avoiding it.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Strap lands an overhand right.
Strap misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Kilmister.
Strap will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
Strap connects with a leg kick. He turned his hip over nicely there.
Kilmister steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Strap.
Strap takes one to the chin there.
Nice defenses there by Strap.
Strap keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Kilmister moves into range and throws a lovely three punch combination.
Strap throws a body kick despite being completely out of range
and Kilmister counters with a left and a right that stings Strap.

Strap is rocked!
Strap takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired.
Strap circles away from the clinch attempt.
Strap is still on wobbly legs! Can Kilmister finish him?
Strap swings and misses with a shot to the body
and Strap takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Strap throws a series of punches but Kilmister avoids them all with ease.

Kilmister instigates a clinch.
Kilmister lands a knee to the head there! That was nasty!
Kneeeeees! The crowd are calling for knees to the body. Kilmister obliges.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Strap is trying to break the clinch but Kilmister has him pressed against the cage.
Strap wants to strike at distance but he can't break free of the clinch.
Kilmister taking a breather.
Kilmister landing some nice looking knees to the body.
Strap takes an elbow to the temple.
Kilmister landing knees to the body. They look like they could hurt.
Kilmister unloads a knee to the mid-section. Strap lets out a prehistoric sounding urrrrgh.
Kilmister effectively controlling the action here.
Kilmister with a knee to the head.
Kilmister scores with a shot to the side of Strap's head.
Kilmister controlling the action here for a moment.
Strap tries to circle away but Kilmister has him pinned against the cage.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Kilmister pressing his opponent against the cage.
Kilmister gets a warning from the ref for wasting time.
Strap seems to have recovered his senses.
The ref breaks the fighters up, due to lack of action by Blackie Kilmister.
Strap throws a big shot that misses.

Kilmister clinches up against the cage.
Kilmister with the Thai clinch, lands a knee to the head.
Strap tries to break the clinch but Kilmister is controlling the position.
Kilmister is trying to slow down the pace of the fight but Strap is keeping busy.
Strap tries to break the clinch but Kilmister is controlling the position.
Kilmister lands a nice elbow.

Strap pulls guard successfully.
Kilmister postures up in Strap's guard and throws a big left but Strap blocks it.
Blackie Kilmister has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!

That's four minutes gone in the round.
My god... these two guys really need to pick up the pace or everyone will leave to go get a beer.
Kilmister's corner is telling him to maintain position.
Kilmister postures up.
Jacque Strap is fighting for a decision here - he's started to take the cautious approach.
Kilmister throwing shots from guard but he's hitting more mat than opponent.
Kilmister postures up to throw the ground and pound strikes but they don't connect.
Strap wants to stand and escape but Kilmister is having none of it.
Kilmister missing there with some ground and pound from the guard.
The crowd applaud the fighters efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Kilmister trying to control but Strap is working from the bottom.

It looks like we're going to have a standup here. Neither fighter is doing enough on the ground.
Kilmister throws a head kick but Strap moves out of range.

And that's the end of the fight!
Blackie Kilmister showed his dominance in that final round.
I think Strap has won this one but let's see whether the judges agree with me. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Yves DeLean scores the fight 28:29
Judge Trevor Gratis scores the fight 28:29
Judge Gregory Folan scores the fight 28:29

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Jacque Strap!