PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a welterweight MMA rules bout between Roberto Rodriguez (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Drew Sneeze (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Rodriguez's ring entrance music is that housewives' favourite, Danger Man- Gangsta For Life. I don't know about you partner, but I'm pumped for this one!

Rodriguez
vs
Sneeze

175 cm
23
180 lbs
2 - 1 - 0

162 cm
22
179 lbs
1 - 0 - 0

BJJ Blue Belt
Counter striker
Intelligent

BJJ White Belt
Decent boxing
Solid chin

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THE STEEL PENN NUTRITION

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the welterweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 2 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Roberto Rodriguez!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 1 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Drew Sneeze!
The judges for this bout are , Timothy Bukovac and Jack Bonds.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Rodriguez looks to land a combination. Sneeze sees it coming but can only parry a couple of the shots.
Sneeze misses the shot to the body.
Rodriguez lands with a nice combination. Sneeze backs away looking to recover.
Sneeze moves out of range of the strikes.
Sneeze bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Sneeze throws the left hand but Rodriguez avoids the punch easily.
Rodriguez ducks down and throws a hook to the body.
Sneeze takes an uppercut right on the jaw but it doesn't phase him.
Rodriguez misses with a wild combination.
Rodriguez lands with a right hand.
Sneeze misses with a telegraphed body shot
and Rodriguez counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Rodriguez cracks Sneeze with a hook to the jaw. Both fighters smile at eachother and high-five before getting back down to business.
Sneeze misses with an attempted mid kick.
Rodriguez staying out of range there.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Sneeze throws a nice looking combination but Rodriguez bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
Rodriguez throws a combination that misses
and Sneeze counters with a shot to the ribs. That looked like it hurt.
Rodriguez throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
A looping hook to the body misses from Sneeze. Rodriguez does a little dance to reset his feet.
Sneeze misses with a telegraphed body shot
and Rodriguez counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Rodriguez avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Sneeze throws a predictable looking body shot
and Rodriguez counters with a series of strikes. Sneeze will be more careful next time no doubt.
Sneeze throws a hook but Rodriguez avoids it easily.
Rodriguez is using his reach advantage well here, landing the more effective single shots from range.
Sneeze throws a jab, cross combination which is slipped
and Rodriguez counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
Sneeze is throwing a lot of body shots here, looking to wear down Rodriguez rather than just go for the knockout.
Sneeze throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Rodriguez sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Sneeze swings away with a body shot that misses
and Rodriguez counters with a nice uppercut.
Sneeze works over Rodriguez's head and body with a nice combination.
Rodriguez moves into range and connects with a jab.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Rodriguez lands a straight punch to the body, keeping Sneeze at a distance.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Sneeze misses with a body punch
and Rodriguez counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
Sneeze looks to throw the jab but Rodriguez is out of range.
Sneeze avoids a punch combination nicely.
A punch combination from Rodriguez misses.
Sneeze throws a jab but it's blocked by Rodriguez.
Rodriguez throws a right hand that Sneeze ducks under and follows up with a left that Sneeze also avoids with ease.
Rodriguez moves away from the strike by Sneeze.
Rodriguez lands a jab to Sneeze's midsection.
Rodriguez misses with a wild combination.
Sneeze throws a body kick the misses
and Rodriguez counters with a three punch combination, finished off with a leg kick. Nice work.
Sneeze thows a body shot but no joy.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Danga de danga de dang - Rodriguez scores with a four punch combination!
Rodriguez throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
Drew Sneeze seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Sneeze on the wrong end of a nice jab.
Rodriguez will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
Sneeze throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Sneeze loads up on a big right hand but Rodriguez slips the punch.
Rodriguez is using his height advantage well here, landing a good percentage of his punches.
Rodriguez gets cracked there but stands up to it.
Drew Sneeze is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Rodriguez wants to land a leg kick but Sneeze is out of range.
Sneeze staying out of range there.
Sneeze fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Rodriguez manages to avoid it.
Sneeze drops his hands and takes a jab to the jaw for his troubles.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Rodriguez takes a big uppercut there. He seems a bit wobbly but no, he's OK.
Sneeze throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Rodriguez ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Rodriguez works his jab well there, keeping his opponent at a distance.
Rodriguez ducks under a wild hook from Sneeze.
Rodriguez tries to bum rush Sneeze with a series of wild strikes but Sneeze uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
Sneeze throws a lazy right hand but Rodriguez sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Rodriguez dives in and grabs Sneeze's left leg, looking for a takedown. Sneeze pushes down on Rodriguez's head and hops out.
Sneeze looks to land a combination but Rodriguez avoids it well.
Rodriguez is working the combinations to good effect here.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Sneeze misses with a double jab
and Rodriguez counters with a series of strikes. Sneeze will be more careful next time no doubt.
Rodriguez misses with a jab, cross combination.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Roberto Rodriguez dominated that round.
The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action!

Sneeze lands with a shot to the body.
Rodriguez lands a pitter patter jab to the forehead of his opponent.
Rodriguez keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Sneeze throws a hook to the side of Rodriguez's head but Rodriguez sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Rodriguez keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Sneeze.
Rodriguez cracks Sneeze with a right hand to the side of the head.
Sneeze misses with a telegraphed body shot
and Rodriguez counters with a lovely straight right hand!
Rodriguez tries to clinch up
and Sneeze counters with a left to the body.
Rodriguez is really head hunting here, hardly looking to strike to the body at all.
Sneeze fakes and then throws a beautiful body shot. Rodriguez looks a bit winded and takes a step backwards to take a breath.
Rodriguez throws a hook but Sneeze blocks it.
Sneeze misses with a hook. Rodriguez ducked under it nicely.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Sneeze fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Rodriguez manages to avoid it.
Sneeze swings and misses with a shot to the body
and Rodriguez counters with a left and a right that stings Sneeze.
Sneeze looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
Sneeze avoids the clinch attempt nicely.
Sneeze misses the shot to the body.
Sneeze tries to bum rush Rodriguez with a series of wild strikes but Rodriguez uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
Sneeze misses with a hook. Rodriguez ducked under it nicely.
Sneeze slips a jab from Rodriguez.
No joy there for Rodriguez, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
Sneeze throws a low kick, looking for Rodriguez's leg but Rodriguez calmly moves out of range.
Rodriguez ducks under a wild hook from Sneeze.
Sneeze throws a big shot that misses.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Well. There's a bit of a lull in the action here and the crowd are starting to get restless.
Sneeze swings wildly with a hook that is half blocked by Rodriguez.
Sneeze works Rodriguez's body with a nice hook.
Sneeze just misses with a punch to the body.
Sneeze throws a jab when Rodriguez was well out of range.
Sneeze connects with a right hand. Rodriguez shakes it off.
Rodriguez with poor footwork there. He got himself in a bit of a tangle, enabling Sneeze to score with a decent uppercut.
Rodriguez avoids the body shot from Sneeze.
Rodriguez throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
Rodriguez jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Sneeze throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Rodriguez throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Sneeze sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Sneeze swings for the body but Rodriguez moves out of range.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Sneeze throws a two punch combo that lands nicely.
An inside leg kick from Rodriguez misses.
Roberto Rodriguez is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Sneeze throws a hook to the side of Rodriguez's head but Rodriguez sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Rodriguez lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Sneeze circles away quickly and effectively.
Rodriguez throws a combination that misses
and Sneeze counters with a right hand to the body.
Sneeze misses with a body punch
and Rodriguez counters nicely by changing levels and landing a hook to the body.
Sneeze scores with a decent looking hook.
Nice uppercut lands for Sneeze. That snapped Rodriguez's head back.
Sneeze digs a good hook to Rodriguez's body.
Sneeze wants to land a leg kick but Rodriguez is out of range.
Sneeze swings and misses with a hook to the body.
A combination from Sneeze does no damage.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Rodriguez keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
A telegraphed right hand from Sneeze misses the target.
Rodriguez walks into a left hand.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Sneeze thows a body shot but no joy.
Sneeze will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
Rodriguez scores with a slapping inside leg kick.
Sneeze connects with a right hand. Rodriguez shakes it off.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Sneeze with a body punch. A glancing blow.
Sneeze loads up on a big right hand but Rodriguez slips the punch.
Rodriguez fakes a jab and then connects with a hook.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Drew Sneeze showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
That's the end of the round. The referee orders the cornermen out of the cage so we can get back down to business. Let's get this one finished - here comes the final round!

Sneeze with a nice cross.
Rodriguez misses with a jab, cross combination.

Sneeze drops Rodriguez with a beautiful combination! Rodriguez stares up at his opponent, who ushers him back to his feet - Sneeze is looking for the KO!

Rodriguez is rocked!
Sneeze thuds a left hand into Rodriguez's body.
Oh Rodriguez is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Sneeze connects with a stiff jab that staggers Rodriguez - oh and he follows up with a huge uppercut that knocks him out cold! Man, that was brutal!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:26 of round 3, we have a winner by way of KO (Punches). Drew Sneeze!