PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a lightweight MMA rules bout between Lae Praye (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Wayne Rooney (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Praye's ring entrance music is that housewives' favourite, Carry That Weight. Wayne Rooney is staring across the cage at his opponent, tweaking his nipples.

Praye
vs
Rooney

157 cm
26
163 lbs
8 - 9 - 0

190 cm
20
165 lbs
1 - 0 - 0

Good wrestling
Brawler
Very strong

BJJ Blue Belt
Excellent boxer
Heavy handed

[JMFC] Club Tops 'n' Hot Pants
[JMFC] Club Tops 'n' Hot Pants

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the lightweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 8 - 9 - 0, fighting out of Rio de Janeiro, Lae Praye!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 1 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Rio de Janeiro, Wayne Rooney!
The judges for this bout are Mauricio Rocha, Paulo Santos and Thiago Cunha.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Rooney wings a very wild body shot but it does the job and lands to the midsection.
Rooney throws a jab to the body, straight down the pipe. Boom. That sent Praye stumbling backwards but he manages to regain his composure quickly.
Rooney lands a vicious shot with the stealth of a sniper and the strength of a viper. Are vipers that strong? I can think of lots of things that are stronger than a viper - not many rhyme with sniper though.
Rooney lands a vicious shot with the stealth of a sniper and the strength of a viper. Are vipers that strong? I can think of lots of things that are stronger than a viper - not many rhyme with sniper though.
Praye closes this distance looking for a takedown but Rooney circles away.

Rooney has closed the distance and engaged Praye in a clinch.
Praye misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Praye tries to score a body lock takedown but Rooney shows good agility there to stay on his feet.
Good anti-grappling being displayed by Rooney as Praye tries to tie him up.
Praye is stalling here.
Rooney gets through Praye's defenses to land a nice punch to the side of the head.
Rooney is pressed up against the cage. Praye has hold of a leg and is looking to drag Rooney down to the mat. Rooney avoids the attempt though and has circled away. We're back to striking at a distance.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Lae Praye. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Praye is pinned up against the cage taking some big shots here. The referee is looking closely deciding whether he should stop the fight.
Praye really is built like a bowling ball. I wonder if he'd roll if you pushed him down a hill...
Praye closes this distance looking for a takedown but Rooney circles away.
Rooney defends well against a solid takedown attempt from Praye.
Rooney sizes up Praye with a pawing jab and scores with a straight right down the middle.
Rooney throws a good cross that connects.
Praye doesn't react quick enough there as he takes a shot to the body.
Praye doesn't manage to clinch there - Rooney circles away.
Rooney lands a nice shot that snaps Praye's head back.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Praye fails miserably with a takedown attempt.
Praye shoots in for a double leg but Rooney sprawls well. That's going to sap some energy.
Praye is breathing heavily.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Praye shoots in for a takedown - he's clinched up with Rooney but Rooney pushes him off and we're back to square one.

Praye shoots in for a takedown and gets it.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Rooney holds on for dear life, maintaining half guard for now.
Praye missing with some ground and pound from the half guard.
Rooney is looking to control Praye's leg but it's slowly edging free. Can Rooney avoid being mounted?
Praye throwing shots but Rooney is blocking nicely.
Rooney has no desire to be mounted, so is trying to control. Praye is working away from the top position though.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Praye lands with an elbow from half guard - that looked like it hurt.
Rooney avoiding damage under a succession of punches from Praye.
Praye throwing punches and elbows but they're not doing any damage.
Rooney keeps control of the position for the meantime.
Praye is looking to advance position but Rooney won't allow it.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Rooney is staying active underneath Praye, who seems content to just control the action from this position.
Praye throwing shots but they're hitting the canvas more than the man.
Praye not landing any meaningful shots this time.

Well, the referee has seen enough. Neither fighter is active enough on the ground so he's stood them back up.
Rooney lands a body shot.
Rooney jabs at Praye's body.
Rooney lands a with a good body shot.
Praye is trying hard to land a takedown here. Rooney sprawls well and keeps this one on the feet.
Rooney is a painfully thin specimen of a man. You do wonder whether a good body kick would snap him clean in two.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Praye with poor footwork there. He got himself in a bit of a tangle, enabling Rooney to score with a decent uppercut.
Rooney has used his reach advantage pretty well so far tonight.
Rooney scores with a hook.
Rooney's corner calls for a 1,2 combination and Rooney duly obliges.
Rooney lands with a cross.
Rooney dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Praye misses with an uppercut.
Rooney digs a good body shot into Praye's ribs.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Rooney lands a powerful looking uppercut that connected with his opponent's jaw.
Praye shoots in and drives through. Rooney sprawls well.
Rooney slaps away a takedown attempt from Praye, before circling back to the center of the mat.
Praye looks for a takedown here. Will he get it? Rooney is fending him off so far but Praye persists. Nope, Rooney circles away and we're back to standing.
Rooney is landing a lot of head punches in this opening round! Praye had better start moving his head a bit unless he wants his face to turn into pâté.
Praye swings wildly with a couple of big hooks
and Rooney counters with a straight punch to the midsection.
Rooney scores with a body shot.
Rooney lands with a nice combination. Praye backs away looking to recover.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Rooney lands a right hook to the body.
Rooney ducks low and lands a nice hook to the body of his opponent.
Praye takes a shot right to the bread basket.
Wayne Rooney is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.

Rooney pushes Praye up against the cage in a clinch.
Nice body punch from Rooney.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Wayne Rooney dominated that round.
The corners get their ten second warning. Both fighters stand from their stools and stare eachother down, ready to get back to the action.

Praye shoots in for a takedown but Rooney shows good takedown defense there and keeps this one on the feet.
Rooney leaves Praye with his face pressed against the mat as he sprawls beautifully, defending against a solid takedown attempt.
Rooney cracks a nice hook into Praye's ribs.
Praye takes a punch right to his stomach. That took the wind out of him momentarily.
Rooney is throwing a lot of body shots here, looking to wear down Praye rather than just go for the knockout.
Rooney stuffs a takedown. It's all about dictating where the fight takes place and Rooney wants it to stay on the feet.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Lae Praye. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Rooney displays good takedown defense there as he swats away a double leg from Praye.
Rooney scores with a body shot.
Rooney lands a nice shot to the body.
Praye takes one on the button.
Rooney lands with a nice body punch.
Good exchange - Rooney coming out on top.
Rooney lands a nice looking body shot.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Rooney ducks down and throws a hook to the body.
Rooney connects with a lovely right hand, straight down the pipe.
Rooney lands a nice looking body shot.
Lae Praye seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Praye takes a shot right to the liver - Bas would have been proud of that punch.
Rooney with a body punch. A glancing blow.
Rooney lands a jab, followed by a cross and another cross, as Praye backs up against the cage.

Praye is rocked!
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
Rooney connects with a jab and follows up with a big overhand right! Oh that's hurt Praye! He's out on his feet! Rooney rushes in and drops Praye with another big right hand, forcing the referee to stop the fight!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:05 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Punches). Wayne Rooney!