PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a bantamweight MMA rules bout between Nick bananahammock (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Hector Bonilla (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). bananahammock comes into the arena with nothin but a g thing blaring out of the sound system. Fingers crossed for an exciting fight - I'm sure both fighters are looking for a nice under the table bonus!

bananahammock
vs
Bonilla

180 cm
21
134 lbs
3 - 2 - 0

175 cm
23
135 lbs
5 - 14 - 0

BJJ Brown Belt
Counter striker
Granite chin

BJJ Brown Belt
Brawler
Solid chin

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the bantamweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 3 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Nick bananahammock!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 5 - 14 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Hector Bonilla!
The judges for this bout are Chris Downing, Gwen Towbar and Robert Twigg.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Horrible takedown by Bonilla or perhaps it was just good defense by bananahammock which made him look bad.
Nice takedown defense from bananahammock. No joy for Bonilla on that attempt.

bananahammock moves into the clinch.
bananahammock gets double underhooks to prevent a takedown attempt from Bonilla.
Nick bananahammock has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Hector Bonilla.
bananahammock tries to land a knee to the head but misses.
Bonilla is trying to work for a single leg takedown but bananahammock pulls him back up using the underhooks.
Bonilla drops down for a takedown but doesn't get it.
Bonilla tries to take the fight to the ground by pulling guard but can't manage it.
Bonilla takes an elbow to the forehead.

bananahammock breaks from the clinch.

bananahammock has taken the fight to the clinch.

That's one minute gone in the round.

bananahammock breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
Bonilla avoids the head kick by bananahammock.
Bonilla on the wrong end of a nice hook.
Bonilla shoots for a double leg takedown but bananahammock sprawls well. He's pushed Bonilla's face into the mat and manages to get back to his feet relatively easily.
Bonilla on the wrong end of a decent looking cross there.
Bonilla shoots in for a takedown but bananahammock shows good takedown defense there and keeps this one on the feet.
Bonilla on the wrong end of a nice hook.

bananahammock gets a clinch.
bananahammock misses with an elbow strike.

bananahammock's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.
Nice takedown defense from bananahammock. No joy for Bonilla on that attempt.
Bonilla looks gassed!

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Bonilla fails to land the takedown.

bananahammock takes the fight into the clinch.
Bonilla blocks an elbow strike from bananahammock.
Bonilla fails to pull the fight into his guard.
Bonilla is working for takedown but bananahammock is calmly controlling the position for now.

bananahammock pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.
bananahammock misses with a head kick.
The fighters circle momentarily. bananahammock darts into range and connects with a nice straight punch.
bananahammock connects with a slap. Keep your fist closed son.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
bananahammock lands a really nice looking cross but Bonilla seems unphased.

It looks like Hector Bonilla has been cut.
bananahammock throws a two punch combo that lands nicely.
bananahammock lands a jab-cross combination.
bananahammock throws a head kick that Bonilla semi-blocks.
Bonilla has his head slapped from side to side by a 3 punch combination. That must have hurt him.
Bonilla blocks a head kick by bananahammock.
Nick bananahammock is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
bananahammock pulls out of a head kick attempt.
bananahammock is moving around nicely and scores here with a single head shot.
Bonilla is trying desperately to land a takedown but bananahammock is having absolutely none of it. This is turning into a bit of a nightmare for Bonilla.

Bonilla tries to keep at a distance but bananahammock has taken the fight into the clinch.

bananahammock breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
bananahammock with a jab.
bananahammock lands a high kick!
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Bonilla blocks a head kick by bananahammock.

bananahammock has taken the fight to the clinch.
Bonilla changes levels and goes for a takedown here. bananahammock fights it off and pushes away nicely.
bananahammock connects with a crisp jab.
The crowd applaud the fighters efforts here as the round comes to an end.
A punch lands to the side of Bonilla 's head but he takes it in his stride.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Nick bananahammock dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Hector Bonilla's cut.
The corners get their ten second warning. Both fighters stand from their stools and stare eachother down, ready to get back to the action.

bananahammock clinches up with Bonilla and pushes him back against the cage.

bananahammock breaks the clinch.
bananahammock throws a right high kick that is partially blocked by Bonilla.
Bonilla shoots in for a takedown but doesn't get it.
bananahammock really does look like a pencil wearing a pair of gloves. Let's hope he has a gameplan to suit that ridiculous body shape.

bananahammock moves into the clinch.

bananahammock escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
Nice sprawl there from bananahammock as Bonilla shoots in.
Bonilla misses with a takedown attempt. He shot from a bit too far out.
Nick bananahammock has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Hector Bonilla.

bananahammock moves into the clinch successfully.
Bonilla is breathing heavily.
A nice glancing elbow lands by bananahammock.

That's one minute gone in the round.
bananahammock throws an elbow but it misses.

bananahammock breaks from the clinch.
Bonilla avoids the head kick by bananahammock.
A head kick misses from bananahammock.
bananahammock throws a head kick that connects with a bit of head and a bit of hand.
bananahammock scores with a jab to the head.
Nice shot lands for bananahammock.

bananahammock has Bonilla up against the cage in a clinch.

bananahammock breaks from the clinch.
A left and a right from bananahammock both land. Nice combination.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
bananahammock goes to the watering hole and comes back with a big thumbs up from the judges as he scores a three punch combo.

bananahammock has Bonilla up against the cage in a clinch.

bananahammock escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.

bananahammock gets a clinch.
bananahammock is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Bonilla can do to turn this around?
bananahammock looks to throw an elbow but misses.

bananahammock breaks from the clinch.
bananahammock scores with a head kick.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
bananahammock tries a head kick but it misses.
bananahammock with a hook.

That has opened up Hector Bonilla's cut even more.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
bananahammock pulls out of a head kick attempt.
bananahammock closes the distance and lands a one-two.
bananahammock connects with a looping left hand that seems like it dazed Bonilla momentarily.

bananahammock closes the distance and clinches.

bananahammock's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.
bananahammock lands a high kick!

Bonilla is rocked!

bananahammock moves into the clinch successfully.
Bonilla is still on wobbly legs! Can bananahammock finish him?

bananahammock breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
Bonilla seems to have recovered his senses.

bananahammock clinches up against the cage.

bananahammock breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
bananahammock lands a jab-cross combination.
bananahammock lands with a nice combination. Bonilla backs away looking to recover.
This has been an exciting period of action!
bananahammock lands a glancing blow to the side of Bonilla's head.
bananahammock tries a head kick but it misses.
bananahammock goes to the watering hole and comes back with a big thumbs up from the judges as he scores a three punch combo.

The cut above Hector Bonilla's eye is starting to cause him problems now.

bananahammock closes the distance and pushes Bonilla back into the cage.
Bonilla tries to take the fight to the ground by pulling guard but can't manage it.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.

bananahammock breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
bananahammock bobbing and weaving, closes the distance and lands a hook to the side of Bonilla's head.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Nick bananahammock dominated that second round.
The cut man is working on Hector Bonilla's cut.
That's the end of the interval. I'm sure that seemed a lot quicker than a minute for our two fighters! Back to the action. This is the final round!

bananahammock looks to land a combination. Bonilla sees it coming but can only parry a couple of the shots.
bananahammock defends well against a solid takedown attempt from Bonilla.
bananahammock tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Nick bananahammock is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
bananahammock throws a head kick that misses.
Nick bananahammock is winning the standup battle so far.
bananahammock connects with a right hand. Bonilla shakes it off.
bananahammock throws a head kick but Bonilla moves out of range.
bananahammock lets the fists fly and connects with a left straight followed by a right hook.
Bonilla takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired.

bananahammock instigates a clinch.
Bonilla has a pretty nasty looking mouse under his right eye.
Bonilla looking for a takedown.
bananahammock lands an elbow inside that Bonilla shrugs off.

That's one minute gone in the round.

bananahammock manages to break the clinch.

bananahammock rushes Bonilla and presses him up against the cage.

bananahammock breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
bananahammock is really head hunting here, hardly looking to strike to the body at all.
Bonilla is on the wrong end of a nice combination from bananahammock.

bananahammock clinches with his opponent.
bananahammock gets an overhook and lands an elbow to the side of the head.
bananahammock with an attempt at a knee that misses.
bananahammock throws a nice elbow but it doesn't land.
Bonilla takes an elbow to the temple.

bananahammock breaks the clinch.
A punch combination from bananahammock misses.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Bonilla walks into a jab.
bananahammock throws a sloppy head kick and Bonilla moves out of range easily.
bananahammock misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Bonilla takes one to the side of the head.

bananahammock instigates a clinch.
bananahammock misses with an elbow strike.

bananahammock breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
Bonilla shoots in looking for a takedown. bananahammock tries to sprawl out of it but Bonilla keeps driving through. The fighters are pinned against the cage. bananahammock manages to get underhooks and after a bit of a struggle, circles away and we're back to standing.
Nick bananahammock has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Hector Bonilla.
bananahammock throws a head kick that misses.

That's three minutes gone in the round.

bananahammock moves into range and clinches up with Bonilla.

bananahammock escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
bananahammock sizes up Bonilla with a pawing jab and scores with a straight right down the middle.
bananahammock pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Bonilla shoots in for a takedown but doesn't get it.

bananahammock has Bonilla up against the cage in a clinch.

bananahammock manages to break the clinch.
bananahammock cracks Bonilla with a hook to the jaw. Both fighters smile at eachother and high-five before getting back down to business.

That's four minutes gone in the round.

bananahammock pushes Bonilla up against the cage in a clinch.

bananahammock manages to break the clinch.

bananahammock closes the distance and clinches.
Nick bananahammock is fighting for a decision here - he's started to take the cautious approach.
A nice glancing elbow lands by bananahammock.
With the two fighters working up against the cage, bananahammock just misses with a elbow thrown towards Bonilla's brow.
bananahammock pushes off and fires off an elbow that misses, before clinching up again, against the cage.

bananahammock breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.

bananahammock gets to the clinch - let's see what his plan is here.
Bonilla avoids a wild elbow strike from bananahammock.

bananahammock breaks from the clinch.
Hector Bonilla has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
bananahammock throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.

And that's the end of the fight!
Nick bananahammock showed his dominance in that final round.
Well bananahammock has outscored his opponent in every aspect of the fight today. Only a scarily incompetent judge or two will keep him from a well deserved win... Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Chris Downing scores the fight 30:24
Judge Gwen Towbar scores the fight 30:24
Judge Robert Twigg scores the fight 30:24

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Nick bananahammock!