PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a lightweight MMA rules bout between Boner Patrol (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and David Zubersoft (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Chooooooooon! I think Patrol might be my favorite fighter, now he's come out to Sign of a victory - R.Kelly. Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!

Patrol
vs
Zubersoft

183 cm
26
170 lbs
5 - 3 - 0

160 cm
19
160 lbs
3 - 2 - 0

Good wrestling
Counter striker
KO power

BJJ Purple Belt
Decent boxing
Powerful

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the lightweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 5 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Boner Patrol!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 3 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, David Zubersoft!
The judges for this bout are , and .

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Zubersoft looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
Zubersoft lands a jab to Patrol's midsection.
Zubersoft throws a right and a left that Patrol avoids nicely.
Zubersoft misses with a two punch combination.
Zubersoft misses with a looping right.
Zubersoft looks to land a combination but Patrol avoids it well.
Patrol swats away the attempt to clinch by Zubersoft.
Zubersoft misses with a body kick.
Zubersoft stuffs the takedown attempt from Patrol. Patrol gets slowly back to his feet.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Zubersoft misses with a wild combination.
Patrol walks into a straight right hand from Zubersoft.

That's one minute gone in the round.

Zubersoft moves into the clinch.
Patrol avoiding damage as Zubersoft throws knees to the body.
Zubersoft misses with a punch on the inside.
Zubersoft looking to slow down the pace here.
Zubersoft scores with a hook to the body.
Patrol wants a takedown but no success here.

Zubersoft ties up his opponent against the cage and manages to drag the fight down to the ground. Zubersoft no doubt will be looking to work submissions from his guard.
Zubersoft looking to control but Patrol passes into half guard.
Zubersoft wants to get back to full guard.
Zubersoft is persisting with the attempt to improve his position.

Patrol is looking for a kimura but Zubersoft is holding onto that half guard position, so it's hard for Patrol to get the leverage.
Zubersoft gets back to full guard.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Patrol is taking a break and basically stalling. The referee will not allow him to do that for long.
Zubersoft keeping moving, preventing Patrol from controlling successfully.
Zubersoft is working from a closed guard but he's struggling to control his opponent.
Patrol in full guard, throwing the ground and pound. No damage this time.

Zubersoft looking for submissions from the bottom but instead Patrol passes into side control.
Patrol is looking to take a break and control but Zubersoft is keeping him honest, looking to work from the bottom.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Zubersoft is trying to get back to half guard.
Zubersoft sneaks back into half guard.
Patrol is thwarting Zubersoft's attempts to control the position.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
There's not a lot going on here and the crowd are letting the fighters know they're not willing to tolerate a lack of action.
Zubersoft manages to get to full guard.
Patrol wants to control from the top but Zubersoft keeps moving.
Zubersoft working a defensive guard here.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.
Patrol trying to land body shots but he keeps hitting the mat.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

David Zubersoft dominated that round.
The referee calls time. The cornermen exit stage left and we're back to business.

Zubersoft tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Patrol was well out of range. Poor timing from Zubersoft.
Zubersoft will need to close the distance a bit before he attacks - that leg kick was thrown from too far away.
Zubersoft ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Patrol moves away.
Zubersoft moving in and out of range nicely, whilst landing the scoring shot.
Patrol avoids the clinch attempt nicely.
Patrol blocks a head kick by Zubersoft.
Zubersoft throws a low kick but it's checked well by Patrol.
Zubersoft misses with a few strikes there.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Zubersoft throws a right and a left that Patrol avoids nicely.
Zubersoft looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
Patrol showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Zubersoft.
Patrol blocks a leg kick.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Zubersoft throws a right and a left that Patrol avoids nicely.

Patrol drives through with a takedown into guard.
A big thud reverberates around the arena there as Patrol accidentally thumps the mat. Hopefully he's not broken his hand.
Patrol won't allow Zubersoft to get back to his feet.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Zubersoft keeping moving, preventing Patrol from controlling successfully.
Zubersoft is trying to control the position but Patrol postures up.

Zubersoft is active off his back here, looking for submissions.
Zubersoft trying to control the position.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Zubersoft keeping moving, preventing Patrol from controlling successfully.
Zubersoft looking to sweep here. No luck so far.

The referee has ruled that neither fighter is active enough on the ground and has stood them back up.
Patrol checks the leg kick.
Zubersoft just misses with a punch to the body.
Zubersoft tries to bum rush Patrol with a series of wild strikes but Patrol uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
Zubersoft misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
Zubersoft throws a series of strikes that have Patrol backpedaling.
Zubersoft misses with a double jab.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Zubersoft throws a sloppy head kick and Patrol moves out of range easily.
Zubersoft tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Patrol was well out of range. Poor timing from Zubersoft.
David Zubersoft seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Zubersoft throws and low kick but Patrol moves out of range easily.
Zubersoft doesn't succeed with the takedown

and Patrol counters with a nice double leg into side control. Zubersoft won't be happy with that.
Patrol tries to move to full mount but Zubersoft actually manages to regain half guard.
Zubersoft gets full guard.
Patrol postures up to throw the ground and pound strikes but they don't connect.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Patrol tries to free his leg and advance position but Zubersoft is retaining full guard.
Patrol is working hard here to advance position.

Zubersoft looking for a guillotine here but Patrol defends easily.
Patrol trying to pass the guard but can't manage it just yet.
Zubersoft is trying to stand up but he's not managed so far.
Zubersoft is trying to control the position from the bottom.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

That was a close second round but I would say that Boner Patrol will probably get the nod.
That's the end of the round. The referee orders the cornermen out of the cage so we can get back down to business. This is the final round!

Patrol circles away from the clinch attempt

and Patrol counters with a nice single leg takedown and he's in Zubersoft's guard now.
Zubersoft tries to land a sweep but no joy.
Patrol content to strike from guard, landing some decent shots.
Zubersoft trying to keep a closed guard but Patrol is proving a slippery customer.
Zubersoft keeping moving, preventing Patrol from controlling successfully.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Patrol being controlled here momentarily.
Patrol trying to control but Zubersoft is working from the bottom.

Zubersoft throwing his legs up looking for a triangle.
Patrol throws a big right hand that misses.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are starting to boo a lack of action.

The referee decides to stand the fighters back up.

Patrol darts in and lands a nice takedown into half guard.
Zubersoft is trying to control but can't.
Zubersoft manages to get to full guard.
Patrol postures up and lands some nice ground and pound.
Zubersoft looking to sweep here. No luck so far.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Zubersoft is trying to control the position but Patrol postures up.

Zubersoft throwing his legs up looking for a triangle.
Patrol pressing down on his opponent's thigh, looking to pass guard. Zubersoft is keeping the position for now.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
Zubersoft trying to control the position.
Patrol is in close to Zubersoft's body, working some short punches and elbows.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are showing their displeasure at the lack of action as loud boos ring out around the arena.
Zubersoft can't keep his opponent in guard - Patrol advances to half guard, no doubt looking to mount.
Zubersoft is looking to improve his position.

Zubersoft looking for submissions off his back.
Zubersoft trying to control from the bottom.

And that's the end of the fight!
Boner Patrol showed his dominance in that final round.
I think Patrol has won this one but let's see what the judges have to say. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Andi Peters scores the fight 29:28
Judge Gordon Ramsey scores the fight 29:28
Judge Frank Skinner scores the fight 29:28

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Boner Patrol!