PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Toothless Yarborough (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Dirk Diggler (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Yarborough comes to the cage accompanied by :(. Diggler has chosen SEX MY FIST as his entrance music. Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!

Yarborough
vs
Diggler

166 cm
25
284 lbs
9 - 2 - 0

190 cm
24
271 lbs
6 - 3 - 0

Good wrestling
Decent elbows
Cardio machine

Good takedowns
Counter striker
Solid chin

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 9 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Toothless Yarborough!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 6 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Dirk Diggler!
The judges for this bout are Stewart Dunkirk, Tiny Johnson and Frank Dennis.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Yarborough swinging wildly here.
Horrible takedown by Diggler or perhaps it was just good defense by Yarborough which made him look bad.
Yarborough misses with a few strikes there.
Yarborough thumps Diggler with a low kick.
Yarborough with a nice looking leg kick. You could hear that one land in a back row.
Nice shot by Yarborough.
Yarborough lands with a thumping leg kick.
Yarborough scores with a jab to the head.
Yarborough misses with a wild combination.
Yarborough throws a jab but it's blocked by Diggler.
Yarborough is looking to slow Diggler down with leg kicks.
Diggler throws a looping left and ducks down for a takedown. He's got his arms around Yarborough's waist but Yarborough gets an underhook and avoids the takedown by throwing Diggler off to one side.
Ouch! a nice leg kick from Yarborough, right into the meat.
Diggler looks gassed!
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Yarborough scores with a hook.
Yarborough chopping away at his opponent's legs.
Diggler takes a body punch but keeps moving.
Yarborough tried to score with a low kick but Diggler checks it.
Yarborough paws at his opponent with the jab and then lunges in with a straight, right on the button.
Yarborough scoring well with a low kick there.
Yarborough's corner calls for a 1,2 combination and Yarborough duly obliges.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Yarborough misses with a kick to the body.
Yarborough scores with a shot to the body.
Diggler takes a thudding leg kick, right into the meat of the thigh.
Yarborough moves into range and lands a nice leg kick.
Yarborough scores with a leg kick.
Yarborough misses the shot to the body.
Yarborough tries to land a front kick but Diggler steps back. That was a bit too telegraphed.
Diggler keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Yarborough throws a head kick that looked like it stung.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Yarborough delivers a nice body kick.
Toothless Yarborough seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Yarborough goes for a spinning back kick but it misses.
Yarborough connects with a crisp jab.
Yarborough throws a head kick that misses.
Yarborough misses with a jab, cross combination.
Yarborough throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
Diggler walks into a straight right hand from Yarborough.
A nice leg kick lands there from Yarborough.
Yarborough misses with a wild body shot.
Toothless Yarborough is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Diggler ducks under a wild hook from Yarborough.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Yarborough jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Nice body kick there by Yarborough.
Diggler slips a jab from Yarborough.
Yarborough lands a leg kick. The shin dug right into the meat of the thigh.
Yarborough looks to land a right hand but Diggler moved out of range.
Diggler displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Yarborough throws out the jab.
Yarborough pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
A good leg kick by Yarborough.
Yarborough looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
Yarborough lands with a nice low kick. That'll leave a bruise.
Yarborough throws a right high kick that is partially blocked by Diggler.
Yarborough just misses with a punch to the body.
Yarborough lands with a nice low kick. That'll leave a bruise.
Diggler takes one on the button.
Diggler steps to his left, right into the path of a big body kick from Yarborough. That one must have hurt.
Yarborough throws an overhand right that lands on Diggler's shoulder, as Diggler tries to avoid the shot.
Yarborough lets the fists fly and connects with a left straight followed by a right hook.
Nice body kick from Yarborough.
Yarborough lands a nice looking kick to the body. Diggler takes a step back to recover.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Yarborough connects with a leg kick. He turned his hip over nicely there.
Nice uppercut lands for Yarborough. That snapped Diggler's head back.
Yarborough moving in and out of range nicely, whilst landing the scoring shot.
Yarborough misses with a jab, cross combination.
Yarborough connects with a solid leg kick.
Yarborough looking to land some kicks to the body here.
A head kick misses from Yarborough.
Yarborough throws a nice outside leg kick.
Diggler takes a jab on the nose. He smiles like he loves it and keeps coming.
Yarborough throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Diggler chopped to the floor by a nice leg kick but he springs right back up before Yarborough can pounce on him.
Yarborough throws a head kick but Diggler moves out of range.
Yarborough looks to land a right hand but Diggler moved out of range.
Yarborough throws a leg kick but Diggler checks it.
Diggler tries to check the leg kick but that clearly hurt him.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
A left lands for Yarborough.
Yarborough scores with a leg kick.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Diggler keeping at a good range here, avoiding a leg kick.
Yarborough lets loose with a powerful body kick. Diggler will feel that in the morning.
Diggler uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Yarborough.
Yarborough lands a slapping body shot.
Danga de danga de dang - Yarborough scores with a four punch combination!
Yarborough cracks the inside of Diggler's front leg.
Yarborough lands a nice leg kick that just misses Diggler's sensitive parts.
Diggler checks a low kick from Yarborough.
Yarborough with a nice looking leg kick. You could hear that one land in a back row.
Diggler's leg has a nasty welt from taking a succession of leg kicks. That must be slowing him down.
Yarborough throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Yarborough throws a sloppy head kick and Diggler moves out of range easily.
A thudding body kick lands there by Yarborough!
Yarborough throws a head kick but Diggler moves out of range.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Yarborough throws the kick towards the body but Diggler avoids it.
Yarborough connects with a leg kick. He turned his hip over nicely there.
A punch combination from Yarborough misses.
Yarborough scores with a leg kick.
Yarborough dances in quickly and lands a nice inside leg kick on Diggler. That did some damage!
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Toothless Yarborough dominated that round.
OK. That's time! The bell goes and we're back to the action.

Diggler avoids a punch combination nicely.
Toothless Yarborough is winning the standup battle so far.
Yarborough dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Yarborough throws a leg kick that misses.
Yarborough buckles his opponent's knee momentarily with a nice leg kick.
Yarborough is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Diggler can do to turn this around?
Yarborough lands a nice looking body shot.
Diggler has developed a nice purple lump on his ribcage, as a result of some heavy body kicks from Yarborough.
Yarborough takes a swing at Diggler's ribcage but misses.
Yarborough shapes like he's going to throw a leg kick but settles back down.
Yarborough throws out a powerful jab.
Yarborough misses with a double jab.
Yarborough lands with a nice combination. Diggler backs away looking to recover.
Both these guys seem content to just stand up and trade with eachother but Diggler might want to think about changing up his gameplan a bit because over the course of the fight, Yarborough has got the better of the exchanges.
Diggler avoids the head kick by Yarborough.
Yarborough throws a sloppy head kick and Diggler moves out of range easily.
Yarborough misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Diggler.
Nice body kick there by Yarborough.
A lazy left from Yarborough finds it's target.
Diggler is breathing heavily.
Yarborough misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Yarborough misses with an uppercut.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Yarborough lands with a thumping leg kick.
Diggler slips a jab and a cross from Yarborough.
Yarborough dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Yarborough scores with a big left there. The judges will like that one.
Diggler dodges the punch combination from Yarborough.
Good leg kick by Yarborough there. It's the ones that make that thud noise that hurt and that was an almighty thud.
Yarborough throws a looping overhand right but Diggler ducks down to avoid it.
Yarborough scores with a leg kick.
Yarborough chopping away at his opponent's legs.
Diggler avoids the body shot from Yarborough.
A swing and a miss from Yarborough.
Diggler blocks the body kick.
No joy there for Yarborough, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
Yarborough is looking to slow Diggler down with leg kicks.
Yarborough lands a jab-cross combination.
Yarborough misses with a head kick.
Diggler is pinned up against the cage taking some big shots here. The referee is looking closely deciding whether he should stop the fight.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Yarborough misses with an uppercut.
Diggler blocks a head kick by Yarborough.
Yarborough lands a slapping body shot.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Yarborough looks to land a combination but Diggler avoids it well.
Yarborough throws a head kick that misses.
Yarborough swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
A nice inside leg kick there by Yarborough. That's going to slow Diggler down.
Yarborough misses with a hook. Diggler ducked under it nicely.
Yarborough throws a head kick but Diggler moves out of range.
Yarborough lands a jab, followed by a cross and another cross, as Diggler backs up against the cage.
Diggler moves out of range of the strikes.
Diggler slips a jab from Yarborough.
Yarborough scores with a big left there. The judges will like that one.
Yarborough misses with a wild body shot.
A solid body kick from Yarborough.
Yarborough fakes with a right hand and throws a good leg kick, right into the thigh. That had to hurt Diggler.
Yarborough scores with a slapping inside leg kick.
Good work by Diggler as he checks the leg kick.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Yarborough darts in and out, connecting with a jab.
Yarborough thuds a left hand into Diggler's body.
Diggler has a pretty nasty looking mouse under his right eye.
Yarborough throws out a loose jab but Diggler uses good head movement to avoid it.
Yarborough cracks Diggler with a hook to the jaw. Both fighters smile at eachother and high-five before getting back down to business.
Diggler walks straight into a jab right on the nose. That one stung - he's blinking and trying to clear his head.
Yarborough explodes with a nice body kick and back out of range. Nice work.
Yarborough rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Diggler moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
Yarborough misses with a head kick.
Yarborough throws a head kick that misses.
Diggler moves out of range of the body kick from Yarborough.
Yarborough tries a head kick but it misses.
Yarborough lands with a nice low kick. That'll leave a bruise.
Yarborough ducks down and throws a hook to the body.
Yarborough swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Diggler walks into a jab.
Yarborough works the jab nicely.
Diggler checks a low kick. Bone on bone - not my idea of a good time.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Diggler takes a jab on the nose. He smiles like he loves it and keeps coming.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Thud! ouch! good body kick from Yarborough - that will leave a mark!
A lazy left from Yarborough finds it's target.
Yarborough throws a quick head kick that skims the top of Diggler's head.
Yarborough scores with a slapping inside leg kick.
Diggler ducks under a wild hook from Yarborough.
Yarborough takes a step towards his opponent and connects with a left hand, before circling away.
Yarborough throws a low kick but it's checked well by Diggler.
Diggler slips a straight right by Yarborough.
Yarborough lands with a thumping leg kick.
Dirk Diggler is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Yarborough connects with a lovely right hand, straight down the pipe.
Yarborough throws a series of punches but Diggler moves out of range.
Yarborough tries to bum rush Diggler with a series of wild strikes but Diggler uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
Diggler avoids the body shot from Yarborough.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Yarborough thows a left - swing and a miss!
Diggler takes a punch right to his stomach. That took the wind out of him momentarily.
Yarborough throws a wild body kick that Diggler sees coming a mile off.
Yarborough throws a jab to the body, straight down the pipe. Boom. That sent Diggler stumbling backwards but he manages to regain his composure quickly.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Toothless Yarborough dominated that second round.
That's the end of the interval. I'm sure that seemed a lot quicker than a minute for our two fighters! Back to the action. Let's get this one finished - here comes the final round!

Yarborough throws a sloppy head kick and Diggler moves out of range easily.
Yarborough looking to take his opponent's legs away with the low kicks.
Yarborough misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Yarborough throws a head kick but Diggler moves out of range.
Diggler avoids the head kick by Yarborough.
Yarborough lands a nice looking kick to the body. Diggler takes a step back to recover.
Yarborough throws a looping overhand right but Diggler ducks down to avoid it.
Yarborough scores with a head kick.
Yarborough listening to his corner there, landing a nice uppercut.
Yarborough misses with a straight right.
Yarborough tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Yarborough is looking to land body kicks.
A nice combination there by Yarborough.
A punch lands to the side of Diggler 's head but he takes it in his stride.
Diggler takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired.
Diggler checks a leg kick nicely.
Yarborough misses the shot to the body.
Yarborough throws a half hearted mid kick.

That's one minute gone in the round.
A good leg kick by Yarborough.
Yarborough stalks Diggler and leaps in with a furious combination of punches. Uppercuts and crosses smash into Diggler's face. Diggler staggers backwards, shaken.
Yarborough with a nice looking leg kick. You could hear that one land in a back row.
Yarborough lands a leg kick. The shin dug right into the meat of the thigh.
Yarborough misses with a hook.
Diggler on the wrong end of an overhand right that came out of nowhere.
Yarborough lands a nice leg kick that just misses Diggler's sensitive parts.
Yarborough throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Diggler takes a head kick and keeps coming.
Yarborough looks for the body kick but Diggler saw that one coming.
Yarborough cracks Diggler with a nice right hand that draws applause from the crowd.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Yarborough chopping away at his opponent's legs.
Nice uppercut lands for Yarborough. That snapped Diggler's head back.
A looping hook to the body misses from Yarborough. Diggler does a little dance to reset his feet.
Well, he's not going to score with shots like that. A lazy body kick attempt from Yarborough.
Yarborough misses with a wild combination.
Yarborough swings and misses with a hook to the body.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Yarborough fakes with a right hand and throws a good leg kick, right into the thigh. That had to hurt Diggler.
Yarborough connects with a single shot there.
Diggler takes a jab on the nose. He smiles like he loves it and keeps coming.
Yarborough lands with a thumping leg kick.
Yarborough lands a slapping body shot.
Yarborough swings for the body but Diggler moves out of range.
Yarborough swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Yarborough misses with the combination.
Yarborough misses the jab.
Yarborough takes a swing at Diggler's ribcage but misses.
Diggler tries to check the leg kick but that clearly hurt him.
Diggler showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Yarborough.
Yarborough throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
A telegraphed right hand from Yarborough misses the target.
Yarborough jabs Diggler right on the nose. Diggler blinks but takes it well.
Yarborough pulls out of a head kick attempt.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
A nice combination there by Yarborough.
Yarborough swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Yarborough throws a half hearted mid kick.
Yarborough looks to score with a jab to the body but Diggler is just out of range.
Diggler walks into a jab.
Yarborough throws a right high kick that is partially blocked by Diggler.
Yarborough lands a head kick. Diggler smiles back at him and beckons him forward.
Yarborough throws a head kick but Diggler moves out of range.
Yarborough throws a body kick that digs right into the meat.
Yarborough thows a left - swing and a miss!
Yarborough explodes with a nice body kick and back out of range. Nice work.
Yarborough fakes with a right hand and throws a good leg kick, right into the thigh. That had to hurt Diggler.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Yarborough looks to score with a jab to the body but Diggler is just out of range.
Yarborough throws a nice looking combination but Diggler bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
Yarborough chopping away at his opponent's legs.
Yarborough lands with a nice low kick. That'll leave a bruise.
Yarborough fakes and then throws a beautiful body shot. Diggler looks a bit winded and takes a step backwards to take a breath.
Yarborough lands a front kick.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Yarborough misses with a looping left.
Yarborough goes for a high kick. It partially lands.
Yarborough does a little shimmy and throws a leg kick. The leg kick missed by a considerable margin though, making him look a little bit silly for doing the shimmy.
Yarborough looks to land a combination but Diggler avoids it well.
Yarborough throws a lazy right hand but Diggler sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
A nice inside leg kick there by Yarborough. That's going to slow Diggler down.
An inside leg kick from Yarborough misses.
Yarborough misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Diggler.
Yarborough throws a head kick that looked like it stung.
Diggler checks the leg kick.
Yarborough moves into range and lands a nice leg kick.
Yarborough throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Yarborough scores with a nice body kick.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Yarborough moves into range and lands a nice leg kick.
Diggler takes a jab on the nose. He smiles like he loves it and keeps coming.
Diggler slips a jab and a cross from Yarborough.
Dirk Diggler has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Yarborough thuds his shin into the meat of Diggler's side.

And that's the end of the fight!
Toothless Yarborough showed his dominance in that final round.
Well Yarborough has outscored his opponent in every aspect of the fight today. Only a scarily incompetent judge or two will keep him from a well deserved win... Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Stewart Dunkirk scores the fight 30:24
Judge Tiny Johnson scores the fight 30:24
Judge Frank Dennis scores the fight 30:24

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Toothless Yarborough!