PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Peter Piper (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Brazzer Jay Jay (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). This should be a great matchup!

Piper
vs
Jay Jay

190 cm
22
238 lbs
1 - 0 - 0

191 cm
23
272 lbs
1 - 1 - 0

BJJ Blue Belt
Solid boxing
Good chin

Good takedowns
Decent boxing
Solid chin

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 1 - 0 - 0, fighting out of St Petersburg, Peter Piper!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 1 - 1 - 0, fighting out of St Petersburg, Brazzer Jay Jay!
The judges for this bout are Dmitry Maklakov, Ivan Kurochkin and Valeri Chadov.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Piper throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.

Jay Jay drives through with a takedown into guard.
Piper is trying to keep Jay Jay in close.
Jay Jay trying to control but Piper is working from the bottom.

Jay Jay is trying to work a guillotine from the top, or something like that? Don't know how he thinks he's going to get a finish from there.
Jay Jay working some ground and pound from guard but it's not doing any damage.
Jay Jay trying to control the position from guard on top but Piper is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Jay Jay looking to pass the guard.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Jay Jay trying to control the position from guard on top but Piper is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.

The referee has ruled that neither fighter is active enough on the ground and has stood them back up.
Jab by Piper.
Piper loads up on a big right hand but Jay Jay slips the punch.

Jay Jay closes the distance and looks for a trip takedown... aaaand he's got it - Jay Jay lands in his opponent's guard.
Piper wants to stand and escape but Jay Jay is having none of it.

Jay Jay thinks about going for a leg but decides against it, in order to maintain the position.
Jay Jay wants to control from the top but Piper keeps moving.
Jay Jay postures up.

That's two minutes gone in the round.

Piper uses the cage to get back to his feet.

Jay Jay drops down and drives through with a powerful takedown into guard.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Piper is pulling down on Jay Jay's head to control his posture.
Jay Jay trying to control but Piper is working from the bottom.
Piper is looking to get back to his feet but can't, whilst Jay Jay is controlling him.
Piper knows he needs to get back to his feet asap. He's simply no match for Jay Jay on the ground.
Jay Jay trying to pass the guard but can't manage it just yet.
Jay Jay trying to land body shots but he keeps hitting the mat.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Jay Jay trying to control the position from guard on top but Piper is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
Piper wants to stand and escape but Jay Jay is having none of it.
Jay Jay looking to pass the guard.

It looks like we're going to have a standup here. Neither fighter is doing enough on the ground.
Jay Jay fakes high and shoots in for a takedown but Piper avoids it really well and circles away.
Jay Jay looks gassed!
Piper fails with an attempt to clinch.
Jay Jay looks frustrated there after his takedown attempt is stuffed easily.
Jay Jay avoids the body shot from Piper.

Piper rushes Jay Jay and pushes him back against the cage in a clinch.
Jay Jay blocks an uppercut.
Piper lands with a good tight uppercut to the head.
Piper has had enough of the clinch but Jay Jay keeps him there for the moment.
Piper scores with a nice hook to the head.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
A lull in the action here being met with boos from the crowd.

Piper manages to break the clinch.
Jay Jay tries to shoot in for a takedown. He's got hold of a leg but Piper swivels and escapes.
Peter Piper has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Brazzer Jay Jay.
Jay Jay avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Piper takes an uppercut right on the button but keeps his composure.
Jay Jay defending well as Piper loads up on a big left hand.
Jay Jay takes a jab right on the kisser.
Jay Jay takes a body punch that cleary hurt but he's trying not to show any weakness.
Piper stalks Jay Jay and leaps in with a furious combination of punches. Uppercuts and crosses smash into Jay Jay's face. Jay Jay staggers backwards, shaken.

It looks like Brazzer Jay Jay has been cut.
Piper swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Piper tries to clinch up.

Piper rushes Jay Jay and presses him up against the cage.
Piper lands a right hand.
Piper wants to break the clinch but can't.
Piper scores with a hook to the body.
A frustrated look appears on Piper's face as he tries to break the clinch.
Piper softening up his opponent with strikes, against the cage.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Piper working some nice short punches in the clinch.
Piper working hard to break the clinch.

Piper escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
Jay Jay keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Peter Piper dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Brazzer Jay Jay's cut.
That's the end of the interval. I'm sure that seemed a lot quicker than a minute for our two fighters! Back to the action.

Piper punishes Jay Jay's body with a nice straight punch.
Brazzer Jay Jay is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Piper lands a nice shot to the body.
It really doesn't seem like the step up in weight is hurting Piper here at all. He's more than holding his own against the bigger man.
Piper connects with a right hand. Jay Jay shakes it off.

Piper forces Jay Jay back against the cage and clinches.
Piper has had enough of the clinch but Jay Jay keeps him there for the moment.
Jay Jay keeps the fight in the clinch, despite Piper's efforts to push away.
A frustrated look appears on Piper's face as he tries to break the clinch.
A nice right hand lands inside from Piper.
Jay Jay's head jolts backwards as he takes an uppercut right on the button!
Piper lands with a left to the head.
Jay Jay blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Piper can't break the clinch.
Piper wants to break free. God knows he wants to breaaaak freeee.
Jay Jay is breathing heavily.
Piper swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Jay Jay tries for a takedown. No joy.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Jay Jay blocking some punches.
A short body shot lands from Piper as the two fighters clinch.
Piper lands on the inside with an uppercut.
Piper tries to break the clinch but Jay Jay is controlling the position.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Piper has a couple of punches blocked by Jay Jay.

Piper breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
Piper scores with a body shot.
Piper is looking to clinch.
Piper swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Piper ducks low and lands a nice hook to the body of his opponent.
Jab from Piper.
Piper is looking to wear down Jay Jay with body shots, infact he's throwing more body shots than head shots at the moment.
Piper throws a jab when Jay Jay was well out of range.
Piper scores with a hook.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Piper tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Jay Jay was well out of range. Poor timing from Piper.
Piper tries to clinch but Jay Jay moves out of range.
Piper thuds a left hand into Jay Jay's body.
Piper misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
Jay Jay keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Piper connects with a lovely right hand, straight down the pipe.
Piper looks to score with a jab to the body but Jay Jay is just out of range.
Piper wants to clinch.
Decent striking displayed by Piper there.

That's two minutes gone in the round.

Piper closes the distance and clinches.
Piper tries to break free but Jay Jay pushes him back against the cage.
Jay Jay keeps the fight in the clinch, despite Piper's efforts to push away.
Piper stops a takedown attempt from Jay Jay.
Piper can't break the clinch.
Piper tries to break free but Jay Jay pushes him back against the cage.
Piper misses with a hook from the clinch.

Piper is fighting off a takedown attempt but Jay Jay is just too persistent for him and manages to trip Piper to the mat. Piper regains guard as soon as the fighters hit the mat.
Piper keeping moving, preventing Jay Jay from controlling successfully.

Jay Jay drops back looking for a leg! Piper is in trouble here! The fighters roll with the hold and Piper manages to kick Jay Jay off! Jay Jay jumps back into Piper's guard.
Piper looking to sweep here. No luck so far.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Jay Jay wants to pass the guard but Piper is keeping the position.

Piper pushes Jay Jay off and gets back to his feet.
Piper throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Jay Jay blocks a jab.
Jay Jay avoids the clinch attempt nicely.
Piper lands with a nice body punch.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
A jab from Piper finds it's way through Jay Jay's defenses.
Jay Jay takes one to the side of the head.
Piper misses with a two punch combination.
Piper swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Piper throws the left hand but Jay Jay avoids the punch easily.
Piper lands a glancing blow to the side of Jay Jay's head.
Piper slips under a jab.

Piper fakes with an overhand right and moves in to clinch with Jay Jay, pushing him back against the cage.
Piper is trying to work out of this bad position, with his back against the cage.
Jay Jay drops to a knee looking for a takedown but Piper gets the underhooks and prevents it.
Peter Piper has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Brazzer Jay Jay.
Piper scores with a shot to the side of Jay Jay's head.
Jay Jay takes a shot to the head.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Piper scores with a shoulder strike.
Piper has had enough of the clinch but Jay Jay keeps him there for the moment.

Piper breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.

Jay Jay closes the distance, clinches up and gets a nice trip takedown into side control. Very smooth.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!

Jay Jay working hard here to secure a kimura but he's not really in the right position for it.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Peter Piper dominated that second round.
The cut man is working on Brazzer Jay Jay's cut.
That's the end of the round. The referee orders the cornermen out of the cage so we can get back down to business. Let's get this one finished - here comes the final round!

Piper throws a jab when Jay Jay was well out of range.
Peter Piper seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Piper throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Piper lands an overhand right.

Jay Jay closes the distance, clinches up and gets a nice trip takedown into side control. Very smooth.
Piper tries to improve position but can't.
Jay Jay advances to mount.

Jay Jay looking for a guillotine from mount but Piper is having none of it.

Jay Jay jumps to side control looking for an arm triangle but Piper manages to avoid the submission attempt.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Jay Jay is looking to take a break and control but Piper is keeping him honest, looking to work from the bottom.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
You can see the frustration on Piper's face, being in this tough position on the bottom.
Piper is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Jay Jay can do to turn this around?
Piper regains half guard.

Jay Jay is trying to work for a kimura. This could be trouble! No, Piper has managed to free his arm - good work.
Jay Jay stops Piper from getting back to his feet.
Peter Piper is fighting for a decision here - he's started to take the cautious approach.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are starting to boo a lack of action.

Jay Jay looking for a kimura but he'll have to free his other leg if he wants to finish that. Perhaps he's just using it as a distraction technique.

The referee decides to stand the fighters back up.
Piper lands a beauty of a right hand that gets the crowd cheering.
Jay Jay shoots in for a takedown - he's clinched up with Piper but Piper pushes him off and we're back to square one.
Piper doesn't manage to clinch there - Jay Jay circles away.
Piper connects with a jab.
Piper lands a nice shot to the body.
Piper cracks a nice hook into Jay Jay's ribs.
Jay Jay ducks right into an uppercut from Piper.
Piper lands a lovely overhand right.
Piper is looking to clinch.
Piper stuffs a takedown. It's all about dictating where the fight takes place and Piper wants it to stay on the feet.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Piper scores with a nice head shot.
Jay Jay takes a hook to the side of the head. I wonder if that's got his ears ringing.
Peter Piper is winning the standup battle so far.
Jay Jay takes a big uppercut there. He seems a bit wobbly but no, he's OK.

Jay Jay tries to keep at a distance but Piper has taken the fight into the clinch.

Piper escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.

Piper rushes Jay Jay and presses him up against the cage.
Jay Jay has Piper pressed against the cage, preventing Piper from circling away and getting back to striking at range.
Piper can't break the clinch.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Jay Jay blocks an uppercut.

Jay Jay has double underhooks and is working for a body lock takedown. He's got it. The fighters land in half guard but Piper regains guard immediately.
Brazzer Jay Jay has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
A big thud reverberates around the arena there as Jay Jay accidentally thumps the mat. Hopefully he's not broken his hand.
Piper wants to stand but Jay Jay is controlling the position.

Jay Jay drops back looking for a leg! Piper is in trouble here! The fighters roll with the hold and Piper manages to kick Jay Jay off! Jay Jay jumps back into Piper's guard.
Jay Jay throwing strikes but missing.

And that's the end of the fight!
Peter Piper showed his dominance in that final round.
Well I reckon that's a shut out for Piper, winning every round. Will the judges agree? They are the ones who matter, even if they are often depressingly incompetent. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Dmitry Maklakov scores the fight 30:27
Judge Ivan Kurochkin scores the fight 30:27
Judge Valeri Chadov scores the fight 30:27

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Peter Piper!