PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Lostma Braincells (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Trainer Box (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Lostma Braincells could well score a knockout today. He has the power to get to Trainer Box's chin.

Braincells
vs
Box

194 cm
20
283 lbs
4 - 1 - 0

200 cm
24
300 lbs
5 - 2 - 0

BJJ Purple Belt
Solid boxing
Very strong

BJJ White Belt
Excellent boxer
Powerful

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 4 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Lostma Braincells!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 5 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Trainer Box!
The judges for this bout are Skip Squint, Damien Edna and Bruno Hogan.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Braincells misses with a takedown attempt. He shot from a bit too far out.

Braincells scores a trip takedown into side control. Nice.
Braincells lands a few punches from side control.
Braincells postures up a little and throws a couple of hammerfists but they don't connect properly.
Braincells trying to control the action but Box is working from the bottom.

Braincells stands up and beckons Box to his feet.
Box looks to throw the jab but Braincells is out of range.
Braincells throws a right hand that Box ducks under and follows up with a left that Box also avoids with ease.
A combination from Braincells does no damage.
Braincells looks to score with a jab to the body but Box is just out of range.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Braincells throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
Trainer Box is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Braincells is looking to clinch but Box is avoiding it.
Box slips a jab and a cross from Braincells.
Braincells lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Box circles away quickly and effectively.
Box showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Braincells.
Box looks to land a left hand but Braincells moved out of range nicely.

Box closes the distance and presses his opponent up against the cage.
Braincells misses with a punch to the body.
Braincells drops to a knee looking for a takedown but Box gets the underhooks and prevents it.
Braincells misses with a hook to the ribs.
Braincells is trying to drag Box to the mat but Box just about manages to keep his footing. He used the cage to his advantage there.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Lostma Braincells. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Braincells lands with a right to the head.
Box is working hard here but doesn't seem to be able to control effectively, up against the cage.
Box lands with a short shot to the head.
Braincells managing to block the knees to the body from Box.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Box is trying to break free.
Braincells struggles to land a body shot inside as Box controls his hands.
Braincells tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Braincells throws a head punch that misses.
Braincells misses with a hook to the ribs.
Braincells tries to throw a body punch but Box avoids it by throwing Braincells back against the cage.
Box taking a breather.
Braincells tries a body shot but Box blocks it.
Braincells tries to throw a body punch but Box avoids it by throwing Braincells back against the cage.
The pace slowing considerably in the clinch, as Box takes a break from that fighting nonsense to think about the finer things in life.
Braincells is trying to force a seperation but Box has the dominant position.
Braincells misses with a body punch.
Box prevents a body shot from Braincells.
Box blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Braincells tries to work over Box's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Box looks to throw an elbow but misses.
Braincells lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage.

Braincells breaks the clinch.
Braincells keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Braincells rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Box moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
Braincells is trying hard to land a takedown here. Box sprawls well and keeps this one on the feet.
Braincells lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Box circles away quickly and effectively.
Braincells thuds his right hand into Box's forehead from close range. That could be painful for both fighters.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Braincells fails miserably with a takedown attempt.
Braincells closes this distance looking for a takedown but Box circles away.
Braincells swinging wildly here.
Braincells swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
Braincells throws a nice looking combination but Box bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
Box lands the left hand.
Braincells lands a nice looking body shot.
Box lands an overhand right.
Braincells shoots for a double leg takedown but Box sprawls well. He's pushed Braincells's face into the mat and manages to get back to his feet relatively easily.
Braincells throws a series of punches but Box moves out of range.
Box looks to throw the jab but Braincells is out of range.
Braincells on the wrong end of a decent looking cross there.
Box's corner calls for a 1,2 combination and Box duly obliges.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Braincells misses with a combination
and Box counters with a nice uppercut.
Braincells gets cracked there but stands up to it.
Braincells throws a shot from downtown. Box moves away and avoids it.
Box throws a looping overhand right but Braincells ducks down to avoid it.
Braincells scores with a body shot.
Braincells shoots in for a takedown but Box shows good takedown defense.
Box throws a jab but it's blocked by Braincells.
Braincells moves out of range as Box strikes.
Lostma Braincells seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Braincells takes a shot to the nose. Hopefully that hasn't broken it.
Box misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Braincells.
Braincells shoots in but Box avoids the takedown attempt easily.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.

Box closes the distance and pushes Braincells back into the cage.

Box breaks from the clinch.
Box takes a jab right on the nose. That must have hurt but he shrugs his shoulders and looks to return the favor.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Trainer Box dominated that round.
The corners get their ten second warning. Both fighters stand from their stools and stare eachother down, ready to get back to the action.

Box showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Braincells.
Braincells looks frustrated there after his takedown attempt is stuffed easily.
Box thumps Braincells with a low kick.
Box dances in quickly and lands a nice inside leg kick on Braincells. That did some damage!
Braincells closes the distance but Box moves to the side
and Box counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
Box leaves Braincells with his face pressed against the mat as he sprawls beautifully, defending against a solid takedown attempt.
Braincells closes the distance and lands a one-two.
Box lands a jab to Braincells's midsection.
Braincells misses with a combination
and Box counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Braincells wants to clinch but Box slips to the side
letting Box counter with a right hand.
Box with a hook.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Braincells misses with a combination
and Box counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
Braincells throws a jab, cross combination which is slipped
and Box counters with a stiff right hand.
Braincells avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Lostma Braincells is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Box's corner calls for a 1-2. Box obliges with the 1 part as he scores the single shot and moves back out of range.
A looping hook to the body misses from Box. Braincells does a little dance to reset his feet.

Braincells has closed the distance and engaged Box in a clinch.

Box escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
Braincells misses with a double jab
and Box counters with a two punch combo.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!

Box lands a big right hand that sends Braincells crashing to the mat! Box stays standing though and waves Braincells back to his feet!
Box throws a jab to the body, straight down the pipe. Boom. That sent Braincells stumbling backwards but he manages to regain his composure quickly.

Box has closed the distance and engaged Braincells in a clinch.
Come on Box - let's have some action - none of this stalling nonsense.
Braincells scores with a shot to the side of Box's head.

Box breaks the clinch.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Braincells tries to clinch but Box moves away
and Box counters with a lovely shot to the body.
Box ducks down and throws a hook to the body.
Braincells blocks a leg kick.
Braincells throws a jab, cross combination which is slipped
and Box counters with a lovely shot to the body.
Box looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
Box punishes Braincells's body with a nice straight punch.
Box throws a good cross that connects.
Box lands a nice shot to the body.
Braincells walks into a jab.
Decent striking displayed by Box there.
Box moving in and out of range nicely, whilst landing the scoring shot.

Box sends Braincells crashing to the mat with a devastating uppercut! Box is motioning to the referee to let Braincells up. He wants to try and finish this one on the feet!

Braincells is rocked!
Box connects with a picture perfect right hand that knocks Braincells out cold! This one is over in a flash!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:55 of round 2, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Trainer Box!