PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a lightweight MMA rules bout between Jimmy Crack Corn (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Manny Woods (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Crack Corn's ring entrance music is that housewives' favourite, Jimmy cracks heads and he dont care. Woods is bobbing his head along to his entrance song: Jackson 5 - ABC. Manny Woods has the better chin. Will he look to stand and bang today?

Crack Corn
vs
Woods

180 cm
26
165 lbs
12 - 5 - 0

170 cm
22
165 lbs
11 - 6 - 0

Good takedowns
Basic striking
Very quick

Good wrestler
Decent boxing
Granite chin

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the lightweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 12 - 5 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Jimmy Crack Corn!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 11 - 6 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Manny Woods!
The judges for this bout are Bruno Hogan, Steve Erwin and John Mangel.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Woods connects with a nice looking jab.
Crack Corn shoots in with a takedown attempt and he has Woods pinned against the cage. Woods gets the underhooks and manages to circle away.
Woods swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.

Crack Corn shoots in for a takedown and gets it. Oh and he's advanced to full mount straight away.
Woods is trying to escape the mount.
Crack Corn thowing shots but they're missing.
Woods regains half guard.
Woods looks like he's trying to stand up.
Woods regains full guard. Nicely done.
Crack Corn stands up and looks to throw the legs aside to pass to side control. Woods swivels though and keeps the full guard.

Woods looking for submissions from the bottom here. Moving his hips around, possibly looking for an armbar.
Crack Corn landing some decent shots from guard.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Crack Corn wants to pass the guard but Woods is keeping the position.
Woods bucks up whilst keeping hold of a body lock, managing to reverse the position. Now he's in top in Crack Corn's guard.
Woods pressing down on his opponent's thigh, looking to pass guard. Crack Corn is keeping the position for now.

Crack Corn is working an open guard so Woods takes the opportunity to get back to his feet.
Crack Corn throws a jab to the body, straight down the pipe. Boom. That sent Woods stumbling backwards but he manages to regain his composure quickly.
Crack Corn has a takedown stuffed.
Woods keeps his opponent at a distance with a nice jab.
Woods's corner calls for a 1,2 combination and Woods duly obliges.

Crack Corn is rocked!
Crack Corn shoots in but Woods avoids the takedown attempt easily.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Jimmy Crack Corn. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Woods digs a good hook to Crack Corn's body.
Crack Corn is breathing heavily.
Woods bobs and weaves and unloads with a good uppercut.
Oh Crack Corn is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!

That's two minutes gone in the round.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Woods throws out a loose jab but Crack Corn uses good head movement to avoid it.
Crack Corn seems to have got his legs back now.
Woods ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Crack Corn moves away.
Crack Corn throws a looping left and ducks down for a takedown. He's got his arms around Woods's waist but Woods gets an underhook and avoids the takedown by throwing Crack Corn off to one side.
Crack Corn misses with a straight right.
Woods throws a jab but it's blocked by Crack Corn.
A swing and a miss from Woods.
Nice defenses there by Crack Corn.
Manny Woods is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Crack Corn misses with a combination

and Woods holds on and brings the fighters into a clinch.

Woods pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.
Woods throws a looping overhand right but Crack Corn ducks down to avoid it.
Woods just misses with a punch to the body.
Jimmy Crack Corn seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Woods is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Crack Corn.
Woods blocks a head kick by Crack Corn.
Nice defenses there by Crack Corn.

Crack Corn darts in and lands a nice takedown into half guard.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Woods looks like he's trying to stand up.
Woods trying to hold on to Crack Corn's head to control him but Crack Corn postures up.
The fighters are starting to perspire pretty heavily.
Woods manages to get to full guard.
Woods wants to stand and escape but Crack Corn is having none of it.

Woods is looking for a guillotine. You can't force these things though and Crack Corn defends well.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Woods tries to land a sweep but no joy.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Woods working the defensive guard well to avoid strikes from Crack Corn.
Crack Corn is looking to work some ground and pound but Woods has wrist control.
Both fighters really going for it on the ground here!
Crack Corn thows a big elbow that misses.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Neither fighter has done anything of merit for a good minute or two here and the crowd are not happy about it.
Crack Corn won't allow Woods to sweep him here.
Crack Corn won't allow Woods to get back to his feet.

The referee has ruled that neither fighter is active enough on the ground and has stood them back up.
Woods slips a jab from Crack Corn.
Crack Corn shoots and misses
enabling Woods to counter with a crisp jab.
Crack Corn fails with a takedown attempt from distance.
Woods loads up on a big right hand but Crack Corn slips the punch.
Crack Corn misses with a takedown attempt
enabling Woods to counter with a crisp jab.
Woods tries to clinch but Crack Corn is having none of it.
A big left from Woods misses.
Crack Corn tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Nice defenses there by Crack Corn.
The crowd applaud the fighters efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Crack Corn misses with a takedown attempt
enabling Woods to counter with a crisp jab.
Crack Corn circles away from the clinch attempt.
The fighters circling - Woods throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Crack Corn throws a sloppy body shot

and Woods moves into the clinch.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Manny Woods dominated that round.
Well, the break between rounds is over. Let's get back to the scrappin!

A looping hook to the body misses from Woods. Crack Corn does a little dance to reset his feet.
Woods connects nicely with a jab. Noted by the judges no doubt.
Crack Corn avoids the clinch attempt nicely.

Woods has managed to clinch.
A short right from Woods.
Woods is trying to break the clinch but Crack Corn has him pressed against the cage.
Crack Corn is working for takedown but Woods is calmly controlling the position for now.
Woods lands with a right to the head.
Woods lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of Crack Corn backwards.
Woods gets through Crack Corn's defenses to land a nice punch to the side of the head.
A right handed body shot lands from Woods.

Woods breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.

Woods gets a clinch.
Woods stalls.
Woods makes some space for himself and lands an uppercut.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Crack Corn is working for takedown but Woods is calmly controlling the position for now.

Woods breaks from the clinch.
Crack Corn has his takedown stuffed
enabling Woods to counter with a crisp jab.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Jimmy Crack Corn. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Crack Corn misses with a wild combination.

Woods instigates a clinch.

Woods breaks the clinch.
Woods swings for the body but Crack Corn moves out of range.

Crack Corn gets a takedown into half guard.
Woods moves into full guard.
Woods is working an open guard here, looking to improve his position. No doubt that will leave him open to counters but at least he's being more offensive.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Woods is persisting with the attempt to improve his position.

Woods looking for submissions off his back, moving his hips, looking for an opening.
Crack Corn throwing strikes from guard but Woods blocks nicely.
Crack Corn is fighting to break Woods's control of his arms but Woods is doing a good job of controlling the position at the moment.
Crack Corn throwing shots from guard but he's hitting more mat than opponent.
Crack Corn stopping the sweep attempt from Woods.
Woods pulls Crack Corn in close to prevent any damage.
Woods is looking to stand up but Crack Corn isn't so interested in that idea.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Woods keeping full guard, as Crack Corn tries to pass.
Woods looking to hit a scissor sweep but Crack Corn is one step ahead there.

Neither fighter is doing enough for the referee's liking and he's decided to stand them back up.
Crack Corn comes forward and lands a shot to the body, then darts back out of range.
Crack Corn wants to clinch
and Woods counters with a nice uppercut.
Crack Corn misses with a takedown
and Woods counters nicely by changing levels and landing a hook to the body.

Woods rushes Crack Corn and pushes him back against the cage in a clinch.
Crack Corn's head jolts backwards as he takes an uppercut right on the button!
Woods lands with a good tight uppercut to the head.
Woods scores with a shoulder strike.

That's four minutes gone in the round.

Woods escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
Woods misses with a wild body shot.
Crack Corn closes the distance looking to clinch

and Woods counters into the clinch. Nicely done.
Woods lands a left hand that snaps the head of Crack Corn backwards.
A shot in the inside from Woods.
Crack Corn can't get the takedown.
Woods scores with a nice hook to the head.
A left hand lands to the body for Woods.
A hook to the body from Woods.

Woods pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.
The crowd applaud the fighters efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Crack Corn dodges the punch combination from Woods.
Woods moving in and out of range nicely, whilst landing the scoring shot.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Crack Corn tries for a takedown but Woods circles away easily
and Woods counters with a straight right hand.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Manny Woods showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
That's the end of the interval. I'm sure that seemed a lot quicker than a minute for our two fighters! Back to the action.

Woods slips in close and lands a nice hook before moving back out of range.
Crack Corn throws a left and a right that both miss

and Woods moves into the clinch.

Woods breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
Woods cracks Crack Corn on the jaw with a powerful right hand and Crack Corn falls backwards against the cage. Woods follows up with more strikes that drop Crack Corn to his knees. Woods keeps the pressure on and the referee jumps in to save Crack Corn! This one is all over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:17 of round 3, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Manny Woods!
Manny Woods is the new lightweight champion!