PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Kill Kids (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Danny Hazen (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). On his way into the cage it seems that Kill Kids has been attacked by a crazed fan! It looks like it might have been the just bleed guy! Luckily Kill Kids seems to be OK! I thought that lunatic was in prison!?

Kids
vs
Hazen

185 cm
19
210 lbs
2 - 0 - 0

187 cm
20
210 lbs
2 - 2 - 0

BJJ Blue Belt
Solid boxing
Granite chin

BJJ Blue Belt
Brawler
Granite chin

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 2 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Kill Kids!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 2 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Danny Hazen!
The judges for this bout are Jack Bonds, Frank Antenori and .

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Hazen looking to throw a kick but he's pulled out of it.
Nice sprawl there from Kids as Hazen shoots in.
Hazen is trying hard to land a takedown here. Kids sprawls well and keeps this one on the feet.
Hazen swinging wildly here.
Kids tries a head kick but it misses.
Kids works over Hazen's head and body with a nice combination.

It looks like Danny Hazen has been cut.
Hazen misses with a jab, cross combination.
Hazen takes an uppercut right on the button but keeps his composure.
Kids keeps the fight on the outside.
Kids displays good takedown defense there as he swats away a double leg from Hazen.
Kill Kids has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Danny Hazen.
Good exchange - Kids coming out on top.
Kids lands with a nice low kick. That'll leave a bruise.
Kids lands a jab followed by a nice looking cross.
Hazen looks gassed!
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Kids cracks Hazen with an open hand slap.
Some wild striking there from Kids.
Hazen tries to check the leg kick but that clearly hurt him.
Danny Hazen seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Kids thuds a left hand into Hazen's body.
Kids lands a jab, followed by a cross and another cross, as Hazen backs up against the cage.
Kids throws a jab to the body, straight down the pipe. Boom. That sent Hazen stumbling backwards but he manages to regain his composure quickly.
Kids fakes a head shot and lands one to the body.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Kids will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
A combination from Hazen does no damage.
Kids lands with a thumping leg kick.
A left and a right from Kids both land. Nice combination.
Kids lands a high kick!
Hazen takes one to the chin there.

That has opened up Danny Hazen's cut even more.
Hazen takes a solid shot to the body. That one hurt him but he's trying not to show it.
Kids thuds a left hand into Hazen's body.
Kids lands with a nice combination. Hazen backs away looking to recover.

That's two minutes gone in the round.

Kids clinches with his opponent.
Kids wants to break free. God knows he wants to breaaaak freeee.

Kids escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
Kids lands a with a good body shot.
Kids throws a combination. Hazen tries to block but a couple of punches get through.
Kids moves into range and throws a lovely three punch combination.

Kids rushes Hazen and presses him up against the cage.

Kids breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
Hazen drops his hands momentarily and Kids takes advantage with a crisp shot to the head.
Kids scores with a jab to the body.
Kids lands a nice looking body shot.
Kids connects with a crisp jab.
Kids throws a right and a left that both miss.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Kids bobs and weaves and unloads with a good uppercut.
A low kick from Hazen misses
and Kids counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Hazen takes a thudding leg kick, right into the meat of the thigh.
Hazen tries to move into range but Kids moves to the side and lands with a nice right hand.
Hazen tries to clinch there but Kids circles away.
Kids's corner calls for a 1,2 combination and Kids duly obliges.
A nice combination there by Kids.

The cut above Danny Hazen's eye is starting to cause him problems now.
Kids scores with a slapping inside leg kick.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Kids scores with a nice head shot.
Kids is really peppering his opponent's head with punches.
Kids digs a good hook to Hazen's body.
Kids looks to land a combination. Hazen sees it coming but can only parry a couple of the shots.
Kids is working the combinations to good effect here.
Kids's corner calls for a 1,2 combination and Kids duly obliges.
Hazen tries to move into range but Kids moves to the side and lands with a nice right hand.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Kids chopping away at his opponent's legs.
Kids lands with a two punch combination before moving back out of range.
Kids closes the distance and lands a one-two.

Hazen tries to keep at a distance but Kids has taken the fight into the clinch.
Kids prevents Hazen from breaking the clinch.
Hazen misses with a body punch.
Hazen tries to break the clinch but Kids is controlling the position.
Hazen is trying desperately to land a takedown but Kids is having absolutely none of it. This is turning into a bit of a nightmare for Hazen.

Kids escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
Hazen has a pretty nasty looking mouse under his right eye.
Hazen closes the distance but Kids moves to the side
and Kids counters with a lovely straight right hand!
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Kids throws a series of punches but Hazen moves out of range.
Kids throws a right and a left that both miss.
Kids ducks low and lands a nice hook to the body of his opponent.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Kill Kids dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Danny Hazen's cut.
Well, the break between rounds is over. Let's get back to the scrappin!

Kids tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.
Hazen circles away from the clinch attempt.
Hazen throws a jab, cross combination which is slipped
and Kids counters with an inside leg kick.
Hazen shoots in and drives through. Kids sprawls well.
Kids throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Hazen.
Hazen shoots in for a takedown. "I don't think so" says Kids as he avoids it easily.
A lazy left from Kids finds it's target.
A head kick misses from Kids.
Kids displays good takedown defense there as he swats away a double leg from Hazen.
Kill Kids has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Danny Hazen.
Kids comes forward and lands a shot to the body, then darts back out of range.
Kids lands with a kick to the temple. Hazen shrugs as if to say "is that all you've got?"
Hazen takes a punch to the jaw and another one to the bread basket.
Kids throws a nice hook to the body that draws an oooh from the crowd.
Kill Kids is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Kids throws a head kick that connects with a bit of head and a bit of hand.
Kids keeps the fight standing with a nice sprawl.
Kids moves into range and throws a combination. A nice jab followed by a hook to the body.
Hazen misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
Kids scores with a body shot.
Hazen shoots in for a takedown but doesn't get it.
Hazen doesn't react quick enough there as he takes a shot to the body.

Kids closes the distance and presses his opponent up against the cage.
Good body shot from Kids.
Hazen is trying to work out of this bad position, with his back against the cage.
Kids working hard to break the clinch.
Hazen wants to stall.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Kids is trying to force a seperation but Hazen has the dominant position.
Hazen jumps guard but his hands slip and he falls flat on his back. Well, he's made himself look a right mug there, as Kids walks away with a smile on his face. Hazen gets slowly back to his feet and shakes his head.
Left hook, right uppercut from Kids.
A head kick misses from Hazen.
Kids is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Hazen can do to turn this around?
Kids with a nice looking leg kick. You could hear that one land in a back row.
Kids stalks Hazen and leaps in with a furious combination of punches. Uppercuts and crosses smash into Hazen's face. Hazen staggers backwards, shaken.
Hazen takes a punch to the jaw and another one to the bread basket.
Kids throws a sloppy head kick and Hazen moves out of range easily.
Kids cracks a nice hook into Hazen's ribs.
Hazen misses with a combination

and Kids counters by moving into the clinch. Good anticipation by Kids.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
A short right from Kids on the inside.

Kids's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
A left and a right from Kids both land. Nice combination.
Kill Kids is winning the standup battle so far.
Kids is looking to slow Hazen down with leg kicks.
Kids throws a right and a left that Hazen avoids nicely.
Hazen's leg has a nasty welt from taking a succession of leg kicks. That must be slowing him down.
Hazen shoots in for a takedown. He's persisting with it as Kids sprawls well. Kids wins this battle and keeps the fight standing. Hazen gets slowly back to his feet.
Kids throws a series of strikes that have Hazen backpedaling.
Kids scores with a sloppy punch to the body. Not much technique there but it did the business.
Kids fakes with a right hand and throws a good leg kick, right into the thigh. That had to hurt Hazen.
Kids fails to land with a series of punches.
Kids lunges in with an uppercut that skims his opponent's chin.
Hazen shoots in for a double leg but Kids sprawls well. That's going to sap some energy.

That's four minutes gone in the round.

Kids gets in close and instigates a clinch.

Kids pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.
Danga de danga de dang - Hazen scores with a four punch combination!
Kids lands with a cross.
Kids throws a nice looking combination but Hazen bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
Kill Kids is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Hazen swings wildly with a couple of big hooks
and Kids counters with a shot to the ribs. That looked like it hurt.
Nice shot lands for Kids.
Hazen shoots in looking for a takedown. Kids tries to sprawl out of it but Hazen keeps driving through. The fighters are pinned against the cage. Kids manages to get underhooks and after a bit of a struggle, circles away and we're back to standing.
Kids with a hook.
The crowd applaud the fighters efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Kids misses with a few strikes there.
Hazen tries to clinch but Kids moves away
and Kids counters with a lovely shot to the body.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Kill Kids dominated that second round.
The cut man is working on Danny Hazen's cut.
Well, the break between rounds is over. Let's get back to the scrappin! This is the final round!

Kids avoids the clinch attempt nicely.
Hazen shoots in but Kids avoids the takedown attempt easily.
The fighters are starting to perspire pretty heavily.
Hazen tries to close the distance and clinch but Kids swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.
Kids turns his hip over beautifully as he lands a nice leg kick.
Hazen keeps the fight on the outside.
Hazen shoots in but Kids avoids the takedown attempt easily.
Kids works the jab nicely.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Nice takedown defense from Kids. No joy for Hazen on that attempt.
Kill Kids has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Danny Hazen.
A right-left combo lands from Kids.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
Kids misses with a few strikes there.
Hazen takes a shot to the eye socket. That's gotta hurt.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Hazen shoots in for a takedown. "I don't think so" says Kids as he avoids it easily.
Hazen takes a kick to the side of the head.
Hazen stumbles momentarily as he takes a strong leg kick from Kids.
Hazen throws a leg kick

and Kids moves into the clinch.
Kids wants to get back to striking at distance but Hazen won't allow it.
Kids gets double underhooks to prevent a takedown attempt from Hazen.

Kids breaks from the clinch.

Kids moves into the clinch.

Kids breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
Hazen fails to land the takedown.
Kids will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Kids lets the fists fly and connects with a left straight followed by a right hook.
Kids blocks a head kick by Hazen.
Kids looks to land a combination. Hazen sees it coming but can only parry a couple of the shots.
Kids scores with a one two! Hazen had his feet all tangled up there and couldn't avoid the strikes.
A really sloppy takedown attempt there from Hazen.
Kids fakes a head shot and lands one to the body.
Hazen on the wrong end of a vicious looking body shot.
Kids stalks Hazen and leaps in with a furious combination of punches. Uppercuts and crosses smash into Hazen's face. Hazen staggers backwards, shaken.
Kids lands a jab. Then a cross. Then finally a nice hook to the body. Good work there by Kids.
Kids fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
Kids thuds a left hand into Hazen's body.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Hazen closes the distance looking to clinch
and Kids counters with a big head kick but Hazen shrugs it off.
Kids stuffs a takedown. It's all about dictating where the fight takes place and Kids wants it to stay on the feet.
Kids takes a step towards his opponent and connects with a left hand, before circling away.
Hazen wants to clinch but Kids slips to the side
and Kids counters with a thumping low kick.
Kids wants to clinch up but Hazen keeps it at a distance.
A combination from Kids does no damage.
Hazen will have to do better than that with his takedown attempts.
Kids thuds a left hand into Hazen's body.
A right-left combo lands from Kids.
Nice body punch from Kids.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Hazen wants to clinch but Kids slips to the side
and Kids counters with a one-two to the body.
Kids throws a head kick that connects with a bit of head and a bit of hand.
Danny Hazen has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Kill Kids is fighting for a decision here - he's started to take the cautious approach.
Hazen is trying hard to land a takedown here. Kids sprawls well and keeps this one on the feet.
Kids lands three nice shots there - that looked like it hurt!
Kids doesn't manage to clinch there - Hazen circles away.
Kids scores with a big left there. The judges will like that one.
Kids stuffs the takedown.
Kids swinging wildly here.
Hazen tries to shoot in for a takedown. He's got hold of a leg but Kids swivels and escapes.
Kids scores with a body shot.
Kids swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.

And that's the end of the fight!
Kill Kids showed his dominance in that final round.
Well Kids has outscored his opponent in every aspect of the fight today. Only a scarily incompetent judge or two will keep him from a well deserved win... Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Jack Bonds scores the fight 30:24
Judge Frank Antenori scores the fight 30:25
Judge Percy O'Donnell scores the fight 30:24

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Kill Kids!