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Coming up we have a featherweight MMA rules bout between Dick Hard (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Luc Mane Stenhammer (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Mane Stenhammer has chosen Wasted years- iron maiden as his entrance music. Dick Hard is staring across the cage at his opponent, tweaking his nipples... Tweaking his own nipples that is.
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BJJ White Belt
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the featherweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
0 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Dick Hard!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Luc Mane Stenhammer!
The judges for this bout are Robert Douchet, Trevor Gratis and Yves DeLean.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Mane Stenhammer lands with a kick to the temple. Hard shrugs as if to say "is that all you've got?"
A really sloppy takedown attempt there from Hard.
Hard will need to close the distance a bit before he attacks - that leg kick was thrown from too far away.
Mane Stenhammer has Hard up against the cage in a clinch.
Mane Stenhammer decides to pull guard.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
There's a bit of a scramble here and now Mane Stenhammer is on top in guard.
Mane Stenhammer throwing strikes but missing.
Mane Stenhammer stays in close to Hard's body and controls the position.
Mane Stenhammer wants to control from the top but Hard keeps moving.
Mane Stenhammer slows down the pace of the fight for a moment. He'll need to remain active if he doesn't want to see the fight stood back up.
That's one minute gone in the round.
I looks like Mane Stenhammer might be adopting somewhat of a lay and pray gameplan here, which I'm sure won't go down too well with the paying fans in attendance... Or the ring announcers come to think of it.
Hard wants to hit a switch here but Mane Stenhammer passes into full mount! Oh no, disaster for Hard there!
Hard is looking to improve his position but Mane Stenhammer isn't that keen on the idea.
Mane Stenhammer looking to control and managing it successfully.
Hard is desperately trying to improve his position but Mane Stenhammer has a good base and remains in mount.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
My god... these two guys really need to pick up the pace or everyone will leave to go get a beer.
Mane Stenhammer stands up from the dominant position, so we're back on the feet.
Mane Stenhammer fails with the takedown
and Hard counters with a nice double leg into side control. Mane Stenhammer won't be happy with that.
Mane Stenhammer parries the strikes from Hard easily there. Hard is wary of posturing up too much because it might enable Mane Stenhammer to escape.
Mane Stenhammer is being controlled here.
Hard wants to lay and pray for a moment but Mane Stenhammer keeps working.
Mane Stenhammer manages to work his way to half guard, despite Hard's best efforts.
Mane Stenhammer slips a foot under and gets full guard. Nice work.
Hard won't allow Mane Stenhammer to get back to his feet.
Mane Stenhammer looks gassed!
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Mane Stenhammer is pulling down on Hard's head. It's preventing any offense from Hard, at least for the moment.
The fighters are starting to perspire pretty heavily.
Mane Stenhammer looking for submissions from the bottom here. Moving his hips around, possibly looking for an armbar.
Hard trying to control the position from guard on top but Mane Stenhammer is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
Hard has to be careful here, sitting in the guard of a superior BJJ player.
Mane Stenhammer looking to control.
Hard wants to stand but Mane Stenhammer has a closed guard, so he can't escape.
Hard's corner is telling him to maintain position.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are showing their displeasure at the lack of action as loud boos ring out around the arena.
There's a bit of a scramble here and now Mane Stenhammer is on top in guard.
Mane Stenhammer wants to pass the guard but Hard is keeping the position.
Hard looking to hit a scissor sweep but Mane Stenhammer is one step ahead there.
Mane Stenhammer postures up in Hard's guard and throws a big left but Hard blocks it.
Hard tries to strike from the bottom.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Luc Mane Stenhammer dominated that round.
The fighters' corners scream their final instructions, as the referee calls time. Here we go, back to the action!
Mane Stenhammer avoids the clinch attempt nicely.
Hard rushes Mane Stenhammer and pushes him back against the cage in a clinch.
Mane Stenhammer has a body lock and is looking for a takedown. Hard is bouncing around trying to prevent the takedown and somehow he has indeed managed to stay on his feet.
Mane Stenhammer breaks the clinch.
Hard scores with a jab.
Hard changes levels and drives through with a really nice takedown into side control. Mane Stenhammer looks really pissed at himself for not defending that better.
Hard is pausing for a moment. What's he doing? It looks like he's clearing his nose. Oh dude! He's shot a load of snot all down Mane Stenhammer's shoulder. That is not cool.
Mane Stenhammer is not content to let Hard control the position.
Mane Stenhammer is looking to regain half guard here but Hard keeps moving and retains side control.
Mane Stenhammer is breathing heavily.
Mane Stenhammer is trying to escape and get back to his feet.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Hard wants to stand but Mane Stenhammer has his arm trapped.
Hard wants to lay and pray for a moment but Mane Stenhammer keeps working.
Hard wants to stand but Mane Stenhammer has his arm trapped.
Hard trying to control the action but Mane Stenhammer is working from the bottom.
Neither fighter is doing enough for the referee's liking and he's decided to stand them back up.
Mane Stenhammer with a lazy takedown attempt
and Hard counters with a nice double leg into side control. Mane Stenhammer won't be happy with that.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Hard wants to lay and pray for a moment but Mane Stenhammer keeps working.
Hard stands up.
Mane Stenhammer doesn't manage to clinch there - Hard circles away.
Hard scores with a nice one two combo and darts back out of range to avoid anything coming in the opposite direction.
Hard fakes high and shoots in for a takedown but Mane Stenhammer avoids it really well and circles away.
Mane Stenhammer looking for a takedown here - he's got it.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Hard looking for a sweep. Not yet Hard, not yet.
Mane Stenhammer slips effortlessly into side control - very nice.
Mane Stenhammer just content to control the position.
Mane Stenhammer is putting a hurting on Hard here, landing some big shots from side control.
Hard struggling a bit here.
Mane Stenhammer stands up and we're back to a striking position.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Mane Stenhammer gets caught flat footed, as Hard shoots in with a quick takedown into guard.
Hard is looking to stand up but Mane Stenhammer won't let him.
Hard throwing strikes from guard but Mane Stenhammer blocks nicely.
Hard trying to control the position from guard on top but Mane Stenhammer is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
Hard knows he needs to get back to his feet asap. He's simply no match for Mane Stenhammer on the ground.
Mane Stenhammer pulls Hard in close to prevent any damage.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Dick Hard dominated that second round.
Well, the break between rounds is over. Let's get back to the scrappin! This is the final round!
Mane Stenhammer changes levels and looks for a double leg takedown. Hard tries to avoid it but Mane Stenhammer manages to keep hold of a leg and drag Hard to the ground. Hard escapes though and pops straight back up to his feet.
Hard scores with a nice takedown into half guard. Let's see what he's got on the ground.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Mane Stenhammer moves his hips nicely and gets into full guard.
Hard tries to free his leg and advance position but Mane Stenhammer is retaining full guard.
Hard lands a couple of digs.
Mane Stenhammer pushes Hard off and gets back to his feet.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
Hard tries a head kick but it misses.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Hard wants to clinch.
Hard is trying hard to land a takedown here. Mane Stenhammer sprawls well and keeps this one on the feet.
Mane Stenhammer shoots in with a lovely double leg takedown. Hard manages to land in full guard to minimise the damage.
Mane Stenhammer preventing the sweep.
Hard being controlled here, momentarily.
Mane Stenhammer trying to control the position from guard on top but Hard is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Mane Stenhammer stays in close to Hard's body and controls the position.
Hard not looking particularly offensive just at the moment.
Mane Stenhammer trying to control but Hard is working from the bottom.
Hard trying to control the position.
Mane Stenhammer trying to pass the guard but can't manage it just yet.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Well, the referee has seen enough. Neither fighter is active enough on the ground so he's stood them back up.
Mane Stenhammer gets taken down but at least he's managed to land in guard.
Mane Stenhammer has his feet on Hard's hips. He pushes off and gets to his feet. Nice work.
Hard looks for a takedown here. Will he get it? Mane Stenhammer is fending him off so far but Hard persists. Nope, Mane Stenhammer circles away and we're back to standing.
Mane Stenhammer with a poor takedown
so Hard counters with a double leg into guard. Good agility.
Mane Stenhammer keeping moving, preventing Hard from controlling successfully.
Hard throws and elbow that misses. Mane Stenhammer uses the momentum to reverse the position. He's now in Hard's guard. Nice move by Mane Stenhammer!
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Mane Stenhammer throwing shots from guard but he's hitting more mat than opponent.
Hard keeping moving, preventing Mane Stenhammer from controlling successfully.
Dick Hard overall seems to be getting the better of the ground position in the fight so far.
Hard is looking to get back to his feet but can't, whilst Mane Stenhammer is controlling him.
Hard working a defensive guard here.
Mane Stenhammer stopping the sweep attempt from Hard.
Mane Stenhammer stands up from guard. Let's bang!
And that's the end of the fight!
That was a close round. You could make an argument for either fighter but I would give it to Dick Hard.
I think Hard has won this one but let's see what the judges have to say. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Robert Douchet scores the fight 29:28
Judge Trevor Gratis scores the fight 29:28
Judge Yves DeLean scores the fight 29:28
In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Dick Hard!
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energy
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hype
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pop
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mgr
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