PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Antonio Fachada (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Dirk Diggler (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Fachada's ring entrance music is that housewives' favourite, Rock Superstar. Diggler comes into a darkened arena with his song building. SEX MY FIST kicks in, the lights come on and the crowd goes wild! What a showman! Buckle up people - heeeeeeeeeere we go!

Fachada
vs
Diggler

178 cm
22
225 lbs
4 - 8 - 0

190 cm
24
271 lbs
5 - 3 - 0

BJJ White Belt
Good kicks
Experienced

Good takedowns
Counter striker
Solid chin

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 4 - 8 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Antonio Fachada!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 5 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Dirk Diggler!
The judges for this bout are Gwen Towbar, Tiny Johnson and Alan Glass.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
No luck for Diggler with that takedown attempt.
Fachada looks exhausted already! Oh dear, he should have come in in better shape than this!
Fachada is looking to clinch but Diggler is avoiding it.
Diggler tries to clinch but Fachada is having none of it.
No joy there for Fachada, who threw a few shots but didn't land.

Diggler shoots in and gets a takedown into half guard. Diggler showed some decent athleticism there.
Diggler with a momentary lay and pray from half guard.
Fachada might be looking to lock onto one of his opponent's long limbs for a submission, whilst we're on the ground.
Fachada is in trouble now - Diggler has advanced to mount!
Diggler lands a big shot there that rocks Fachada but he's holding on and managing to survive for now.

It looks like Antonio Fachada has been cut.

That's one minute gone in the round.

Diggler working to secure an arm triangle but it's not happening for him just yet.
Diggler looking to control and managing it successfully.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.

That's two minutes gone in the round.

Diggler has hold of an arm here, looking to extend it. He's committed to the armbar attempt here! Will he get it?! Yes! Fachada is forced to tap!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:21 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Armbar). Dirk Diggler!