PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a featherweight MMA rules bout between Jeager The Great (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Hanz Titties (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). The Great comes to the cage accompanied by Du Hast By Rammstein. Jeager The Great could well score a knockout today. He has the power to get to Hanz Titties's chin.

The Great
vs
Titties

167 cm
24
155 lbs
6 - 2 - 1

180 cm
25
158 lbs
5 - 1 - 0

Good wrestling
Decent elbows
Granite chin

Good wrestler
Excellent boxer
Fast

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the featherweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 6 - 2 - 1, fighting out of Hilo, Jeager The Great!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 5 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Tokyo, Hanz Titties!
The judges for this bout are , and .

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
The Great is looking to take this fight into the clinch.
The Great is looking to clinch but Titties is avoiding it.
The Great tries to clinch but Titties is having none of it.
The Great takes one on the chin but seems OK.

It looks like Jeager The Great has been cut.
The Great avoids the body shot from Titties.
Titties scores with a three punch combo!
Titties swats away the attempt to clinch by The Great.
The Great moves in looking to clinch but Titties pushes him off.
The Great takes a body punch but keeps moving.
The Great checks a leg kick.
The Great doesn't manage to clinch there - Titties circles away.
The Great tries to clinch but Titties is having none of it.
The Great fails in his attempt to clinch.
The Great wants to clinch up but Titties keeps it at a distance.
Titties scores with a hook to the body. The Great takes a step back and tries to catch his breath.
Titties keeps the fight on the outside.
The Great fails with an attempt to clinch.
Titties lands a jab-cross combination.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
The Great tries to clinch there but Titties circles away.
Titties throws a shot to the body.
The Great has his hands up protecting his head but a hook from Titties finds it's way round the side to connect with The Great's head.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Titties throws a jab to the body, straight down the pipe. Boom. That sent The Great stumbling backwards but he manages to regain his composure quickly.
The Great doesn't react quick enough there as he takes a shot to the body.
Titties scores with a shot to the body.
The Great is breathing heavily.
The Great tries to close the distance and clinch but Titties swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.
Titties keeps the fight on the outside.
The Great is looking to clinch but Titties is avoiding it.
Titties keeps the fight on the outside.
Titties lands with a thumping leg kick.
The Great is looking to take this fight into the clinch.
The Great walks into a stiff left hand from Titties.
Titties is moving around nicely and scores here with a single head shot.
The Great chopped to the floor by a nice leg kick but he springs right back up before Titties can pounce on him.
Titties lands a nice looking body shot.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Titties scores with a body shot.
Nice uppercut lands for Titties. That snapped The Great's head back.
Titties lands a nice looking body shot.
Titties lands a body shot.
Titties lands a nice shot to the body.
Titties lands a jab. Then a cross. Then finally a nice hook to the body. Good work there by Titties.

Jeager The Great's cut is getting worse.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Titties cracks The Great with a good shot that sees him stumbling back into the cage.

The Great is rocked!
Titties cracks The Great on the jaw with a powerful right hand and The Great falls backwards against the cage. Titties follows up with more strikes that drop The Great to his knees. Titties keeps the pressure on and the referee jumps in to save The Great! This one is all over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:11 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Hanz Titties!