PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a welterweight MMA rules bout between Timmy Timmyyyy (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Fatty McFat (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). McFat comes into a darkened arena with his song building. I'm Fat by Weird Al Yankovic kicks in, the lights come on and the crowd goes wild! What a showman! Both fighters look fresh as a daisy as they make their way towards the cage.

Timmyyyy
vs
McFat

185 cm
21
180 lbs
5 - 3 - 0

181 cm
19
180 lbs
3 - 2 - 0

BJJ White Belt
Solid Muay Thai
Cardio machine

BJJ Brown Belt
Counter striker
Determined

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the welterweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 5 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Timmy Timmyyyy!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 3 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Fatty McFat!
The judges for this bout are Tarja Halkonen, Matti Vanhoillinen and Marco Blurström.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Timmyyyy tries to clinch up.
Timmyyyy wants to clinch up but McFat keeps it at a distance.
Timmyyyy throws a quick inside leg kick.
The fight stays on the outside here - Timmyyyy looks like he's thinking about clinching though.

Timmyyyy closes the distance and presses his opponent up against the cage.
Timmyyyy tries a knee to the head but he's missed.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Timmyyyy with the Thai clinch. He's looking to land a big knee but he's not managed it this time.
McFat tries to break free but Timmyyyy pushes him back against the cage.
Timmyyyy throws a knee to the head but misses.
Timmyyyy with an attempt at a knee that misses.
McFat has Timmyyyy pressed up against the cage and is working for takedown. Timmyyyy manages to improve position though and keeps the fight standing.
McFat avoids a wild elbow strike from Timmyyyy.
McFat blocks an elbow strike.
Timmyyyy throws a vicious knee straight up the middle but McFat blocks it with crossed arms.
Timmyyyy misses with a knee strike.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Timmyyyy throws an elbow but it misses.

McFat breaks from the clinch.
McFat blocks a low kick nicely.
McFat misses with a takedown attempt. He shot from a bit too far out.
McFat fails with a takedown attempt.
Timmy Timmyyyy has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Fatty McFat.
Timmyyyy tries to clinch there but McFat circles away.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
A few boos can be heard. I'm sure they will multiply if the fighters don't pick up the pace.
McFat is trying hard to land a takedown here. Timmyyyy sprawls well and keeps this one on the feet.
Timmyyyy tries to close the distance and clinch up against the cage but McFat paws at him with a jab and circles away.
McFat misses the shot to the body.
Timmyyyy fails in his attempt to clinch.
Timmyyyy avoids the body shot from McFat.
McFat changes levels and looks for a double leg takedown. Timmyyyy tries to avoid it but McFat manages to keep hold of a leg and drag Timmyyyy to the ground. Timmyyyy escapes though and pops straight back up to his feet.
Good standup being displayed there by McFat as he connects with a hook.
Timmy Timmyyyy is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Timmyyyy tries to close the distance and clinch up but McFat swats him away and circles back towards the center.
McFat swats away the attempt to clinch by Timmyyyy.
Timmyyyy fails with an attempt to clinch.
McFat misses with a hook. Timmyyyy ducked under it nicely.
Timmyyyy tries to clinch up but McFat circles away and keeps his distance.
Timmyyyy slips a jab and a cross from McFat.

McFat closes the distance and clinches.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
A few boos can be heard. I'm sure they will multiply if the fighters don't pick up the pace.
Timmyyyy with the Thai clinch. He's looking to land a big knee but he's not managed it this time.
Timmyyyy tries to land a knee to the head but misses.
McFat tries to break free but Timmyyyy pushes him back against the cage.
McFat avoids a wild elbow strike from Timmyyyy.
Timmyyyy with a knee to the head.

It looks like Fatty McFat has been cut.
Timmyyyy gets an overhook and lands an elbow to the side of the head.
McFat can't break the clinch.
Timmyyyy tries to land a knee to the head but McFat blocks with his arms.
Timmyyyy misses with a knee to the head.
Timmyyyy lands a knee to the head there! That was nasty!
McFat takes an elbow to the temple.
Timmyyyy lands a knee to the head there! That was nasty!
Timmyyyy tries a knee to the head but McFat blocks it.
Timmyyyy throws a vicious knee straight up the middle but McFat blocks it with crossed arms.
Timmyyyy lands an elbow that stopped McFat in his tracks for a moment.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.
Timmyyyy tries a knee to the head but he's missed.
A nice glancing elbow lands by Timmyyyy.
Timmyyyy tries a knee to the head but McFat blocks it.
Timmyyyy is breathing heavily.
Timmyyyy misses with a knee strike.
Timmyyyy lands a damaging elbow.
McFat is trying to break the clinch but Timmyyyy has him pressed against the cage.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Timmy Timmyyyy dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Fatty McFat's cut.
That's time! Timmyyyy's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight.

Timmyyyy wants to clinch

and McFat counters with a takedown into full mount! That could mean trouble for Timmyyyy!
We could do with one of the fighters taking the initiative a bit more on the ground - they're both waiting to capitalize on a mistake.

McFat is working for a guillotine from mount but Timmyyyy frees his head quite easily.
McFat landing strikes from the mount.
McFat thowing shots but they're missing.

McFat looking for an armbar but decides to keep the dominant position instead.

That's one minute gone in the round.
McFat tries to control but Timmyyyy wriggling away.

McFat jumps to side control looking for an arm triangle but Timmyyyy manages to avoid the submission attempt.

McFat tries for a kimura. Not really close to a finish though.

McFat is trying to get an arm triangle but Timmyyyy is defending well.
McFat is breathing heavily.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
A few boos can be heard. I'm sure they will multiply if the fighters don't pick up the pace.
Timmyyyy stops McFat from passing to mount.
Timmyyyy gives up the full mount - oops, sloppy defensive grappling there!
The fighters are starting to perspire pretty heavily.
McFat trying to control but he's not successful this time.

McFat is going oldschool here, as he tries to force Timmyyyy to tap using a forearm choke. This isn't 1993 though, so Timmyyyy shrugs it off.

That's three minutes gone in the round.

McFat wants to finish this one by submission but Timmyyyy is holding onto his waist, trying to prevent any attacks from McFat.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Timmyyyy wants to try and get back to his feet.

McFat with some aggressive grappling here. He's looking for submissions here, rather than waiting for the opportunity to counter.

McFat has hold of Timmyyyy's left arm, perhaps looking for a submission. The two fighters tussle over control of the isolated limb and Timmyyyy manages to get his arm back to his side and away from danger.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Neither fighter has done anything of merit for a good minute or two here and the crowd are not happy about it.

McFat jumps to side control looking for an arm triangle but Timmyyyy manages to avoid the submission attempt.
Timmyyyy tries to escape but McFat is in control.
McFat trying to control the position but Timmyyyy is working away.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Fatty McFat showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
The cut man is working on Fatty McFat's cut.
Well, the break between rounds is over. Let's get back to the scrappin! This is the final round!

McFat misses with a hook. Timmyyyy ducked under it nicely.
McFat looks for the body kick but Timmyyyy saw that one coming.
Timmyyyy throws a jab to the body, straight down the pipe. Boom. That sent McFat stumbling backwards but he manages to regain his composure quickly.
McFat keeps the fight on the outside.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
McFat swats away the attempt to clinch by Timmyyyy.
Timmyyyy darts in trying to clinch
and McFat counters with a lovely shot to the body.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Timmyyyy thows a body shot but no joy.
Timmyyyy pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Timmyyyy bobs and weaves and throws out a fast jab that snaps McFat's head backwards.
McFat attempts a low kick but it misses it's target.
Timmyyyy fails with an attempt to clinch.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Well. There's a bit of a lull in the action here and the crowd are starting to get restless.
Timmyyyy wants to clinch
and McFat counters with a two punch combo.
Timmyyyy throws a quick inside leg kick.
Timmyyyy tries to grapple but his opponent circles

and McFat counters by moving into the clinch.
Timmyyyy looks to throw an elbow but misses.
McFat tries to pull guard but can't drag his opponent to the mat. Timmyyyy just stands there and leans against the cage.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Timmyyyy misses with an elbow over the top.
Timmyyyy creates a bit of distance and throws an elbow that only just misses.
Timmyyyy lands a damaging elbow.
Timmyyyy with the Thai clinch. He's looking to land a big knee but he's not managed it this time.
Timmyyyy tries to land a knee to the head but misses.
Timmyyyy misses with an elbow strike.
Timmyyyy tries a knee to the head but he's missed.

McFat manages to break the clinch.
Timmyyyy tries to clinch but McFat moves out of range.
Timmyyyy circles away from the clinch attempt.
McFat closes the distance looking to clinch
and Timmyyyy counters with a lovely straight right hand!

That's four minutes gone in the round.
A few boos can be heard. I'm sure they will multiply if the fighters don't pick up the pace.
Timmyyyy is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by McFat.
Timmy Timmyyyy is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Timmyyyy tries to clinch but McFat moves away
and McFat counters with a nice uppercut.

Excellent takedown into side control there by McFat.
Timmyyyy knows he needs to get back to his feet asap. He's simply no match for McFat on the ground.

McFat working hard here to secure a kimura but he's not really in the right position for it.

McFat tries for a kimura. Not really close to a finish though.

And that's the end of the fight!
I would just about give that final round to Fatty McFat.
I think McFat has won this one but let's see whether the judges agree with me. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Tarja Halkonen scores the fight 28:29
Judge Matti Vanhoillinen scores the fight 28:29
Judge Marco Blurström scores the fight 28:29

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Fatty McFat!