PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Dick Nasty (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Mike Metcalf (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Nasty's ring entrance music is that housewives' favourite, Veteran. Metcalf has chosen "Highway to the Danger Zone," by Kenny Loggins as his entrance music. Mike Metcalf is staring across the ring at his opponent, tweaking his nipples.

Nasty
vs
Metcalf

190 cm
22
212 lbs
8 - 4 - 0

188 cm
26
224 lbs
11 - 6 - 0

Decent wrestler
Excellent boxer
Very strong

BJJ Purple Belt
Excellent boxer
Good gas tank

Crazy Monkey Nutrition
Crazy Monkey Nutrition

[JMFC] 160!

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 8 - 4 - 0, fighting out of Rio de Janeiro, Dick Nasty!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 11 - 6 - 0, fighting out of Rio de Janeiro, Mike Metcalf!
The judges for this bout are Luis Engracia, Alexandre Firmino and Leandro Rodrigues.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Metcalf misses with a kick to the body.
Nasty swings for the body but Metcalf moves out of range.
Nasty misses the shot to the body.
A punch lands to the side of Metcalf 's head but he takes it in his stride.
Metcalf throws a sloppy head kick and Nasty moves out of range easily.
Nasty comes forward and lands a shot to the body, then darts back out of range.
Metcalf throws a body kick that misses.
Mike Metcalf seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Nasty comes forward and lands a shot to the body, then darts back out of range.
Metcalf looks gassed!
Nasty missing with a left hand there. Metcalf was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Metcalf pivots as if he's going to throw a leg kick but stops half way.
Nasty misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Metcalf.
Nasty just misses with a punch to the body.
Well, he's not going to score with shots like that. A lazy body kick attempt from Metcalf.
Nasty throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
Metcalf misses with a kick to the body.
Nasty lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Metcalf circles away quickly and effectively.
Metcalf misses with a wild body shot.
Jab by Nasty.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
A telegraphed right hand from Nasty misses the target.
Nasty throws a big shot that misses.
Metcalf connects with a body shot.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Nasty misses with a leg kick.
Nasty moves out of range as Metcalf throws a body kick.
Metcalf looks to land a body kick but Nasty moved away.
Nasty throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Metcalf avoids a punch combination nicely.
Metcalf avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Nasty looks to score with a jab to the body but Metcalf is just out of range.
Metcalf ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Metcalf lands with a nice body punch.
Nasty pivots, looking for a leg kick but Metcalf is out of range and Nasty settles back down.
Metcalf doesn't manage to clinch there - Nasty circles away.
Nasty lands an overhand left. A wild punch that just about connected.

It looks like Mike Metcalf has been cut.
Metcalf swings for the body but Nasty moves out of range.
Metcalf tries to clinch there but Nasty circles away.
Metcalf throws a push kick but Nasty slaps the foot to one side.
Metcalf looks to land a body kick but Nasty moved away.
Nasty uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Metcalf.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Nasty misses with an uppercut.
Nasty takes a step back and watches a body kick go sailing past his mid section.
Nasty scores with a straight right hand, right through his opponent's guard.

Metcalf is rocked!
Nasty attempts a low kick but it misses it's target.

Nasty drops Metcalf with a hook right on the temple. He thinks about going to the ground but Metcalf looks back up at him and smiles so Nasty waves him back to his feet - he obviously thinks he can knock him out after that shot landed.
Metcalf is still on wobbly legs! Can Nasty finish him?
This has been an exciting period of action!
Metcalf ducks into an uppercut from Nasty and that's knocked him out cold! This one is all over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:24 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Dick Nasty!