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Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Frightey McScared (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Vladimir Vladimirovich Putin (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Putin has chosen ... as his entrance music, which hasn't gone down very well with the crowd. Frightey McScared could well score a knockout today. He has the power to get to Vladimir Vladimirovich Putin's chin.
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308 lbs
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BJJ White Belt
Solid boxing
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the super heavyweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
5 - 1 - 1, fighting out of Los Angeles, Frightey McScared!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
4 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Vladimir Vladimirovich Putin!
The judges for this bout are , Timothy Bukovac and .
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
McScared throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Putin lands a leg kick. The shin dug right into the meat of the thigh.
Putin tries to close the distance and clinch but McScared swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.
Putin lands a head kick. McScared smiles back at him and beckons him forward.
McScared throws a right hand that Putin ducks under and follows up with a left that Putin also avoids with ease.
Putin works over McScared's head and body with a nice combination.
McScared tries to keep at a distance but Putin has taken the fight into the clinch.
Putin with a knee to the head.
This has been an exciting period of action!
McScared has had enough of the clinch and is looking to separate.
McScared is trying to work out of this bad position, with his back against the cage.
Putin misses the knee to the body. Nice hip positioning from McScared.
McScared takes a knee right on the jaw!
Putin is working for takedown but McScared is calmly controlling the position for now.
Putin tries to land a knee to the head but misses.
Putin misses with an elbow strike.
Putin misses with a knee to the head.
McScared is trying to break the clinch but Putin is controlling him.
Putin tries to land a knee to the head but McScared blocks with his arms.
McScared throws a blind hook that connects with the side of Putins head.
McScared fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Putin with an attempt at a knee that misses.
Putin with the Thai clinch. He's looking to land a big knee but he's not managed it this time.
Putin missing with knees to the body.
That's one minute gone in the round.
McScared blocks a knee to the body. He'll have a nicely bruised forearm in the morning.
A knee to the head by Putin.
Putin putting his Muay Thai to good use. He has McScared in a tight clinch and is doing some damage with knees to the body.
McScared is looking to break free of the clinch but Putin has double underhooks.
Putin misses with a knee strike.
Putin pushes off an throws an elbow but McScared leans to the side and avoids it. We're back to clinching against the cage.
Good body shot from Putin.
McScared is breathing heavily.
McScared is trying to break the clinch but Putin has him pressed against the cage.
Putin looking for a takedown.
Putin throws a head punch that misses.
Putin drops down for a takedown but doesn't get it.
Frightey McScared has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Vladimir Vladimirovich Putin.
Putin misses the knee to the body. Nice hip positioning from McScared.
McScared is trying to force a seperation but Putin has the dominant position.
McScared is trying to break free.
A short body shot lands from Putin as the two fighters clinch.
Putin lands a knee to the head.
McScared wants to break free. God knows he wants to breaaaak freeee.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Putin misses with some punches.
Putin landing knees to the head.
McScared blocks the elbow strike.
Putin keeps control of McScared as he tries to wriggle out of the double underhooks.
A head punch on the inside from Putin fails to land.
Putin lands a knee to the head.
Putin keeps control of McScared as he tries to wriggle out of the double underhooks.
Putin just leaning against McScared, taking a breather.
Putin landing knees to the body.
Putin unloads a knee to the mid-section. McScared lets out a prehistoric sounding urrrrgh.
Putin with the Thai clinch. He's looking to land a big knee but he's not managed it this time.
Putin lands a knee to the head.
Putin throws an elbow but it misses.
McScared avoiding damage as Putin throws knees to the body.
Putin throws a knee to the head but misses.
Putin tries to take the fight to the ground by pulling guard but can't manage it.
Putin scores a nice knee to the body.
Putin missing with knees to the body.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Putin letting McScared take a breather here.
McScared can't break the clinch.
McScared stops a takedown attempt from Putin.
A right hook to the body lands for Putin.
Putin misses the knee to the body. Nice hip positioning from McScared.
Putin with a knee to the head.
Putin has McScared pressed against the cage, preventing McScared from circling away and getting back to striking at range.
Putin lands a nice knee to the body.
McScared wants to get back to striking at distance but Putin won't allow it.
Putin tries a knee to the head but he's missed.
Putin is working for takedown but McScared is calmly controlling the position for now.
McScared working hard to break the clinch.
McScared is trying to work out of this bad position, with his back against the cage.
McScared blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
McScared gets double underhooks to prevent a takedown attempt from Putin.
Putin keeps the fight in the clinch, despite McScared's efforts to push away.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are getting on the fighters' backs, as the pace has dropped off in the last minute or so.
McScared wants to break free. God knows he wants to breaaaak freeee.
Putin is trying to work for a single leg takedown but McScared pulls him back up using the underhooks.
Putin gets an overhook and lands an elbow to the side of the head.
Putin unloads a knee to the mid-section.
Putin working aggressively here.
Putin pushes off an throws an elbow but McScared leans to the side and avoids it. We're back to clinching against the cage.
Putin is working for a takedown up against the cage. He can't get it on this occasion though.
Putin tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
McScared stalls.
Putin looking to throw knees to the head but McScared is blocking nicely.
The crowd applaud the fighters efforts here as the round comes to an end.
McScared blocks the elbow strike.
Putin tries a knee to the head but he's missed.
McScared is looking to break free of the clinch but Putin has double underhooks.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Vladimir Vladimirovich Putin dominated that round.
The fighters' corners scream their final instructions, as the referee calls time. Here we go, back to the action!
McScared throws a series of punches but Putin moves out of range.
Good leg kick by Putin there. It's the ones that make that thud noise that hurt and that was an almighty thud.
A leg kick checked by Putin.
Putin lands a front kick.
Putin closes the distance and presses his opponent up against the cage.
Putin lands a hook to the body. It's hard to tell if that hurt McScared or not.
Putin scores with a knee to the head.
Good body shot from Putin.
McScared avoids a wild elbow strike from Putin.
Putin tries to land a knee to the head but misses.
Putin throws a blind hook that connects with the side of McScareds head.
Putin lands a shoulder strike.
Putin drops down looking for an ankle pick but McScared pulls his leg out and moves away.
Putin darts in and clinches McScared up against the cage.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
McScared blocking some punches.
Putin connects with a nasty looking knee right to McScared's face.
Putin lands a right hand that snaps the head of McScared backwards.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
A knee to the head by Putin.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Putin throws a vicious knee straight up the middle but McScared blocks it with crossed arms.
Putin jumps guard but McScared stands there with Putin around his waist. Putin gives up and drops back to his feet. We remain in the clinch.
Putin throws a nice elbow but it doesn't land.
Putin using the Thai plumb to throw knees but McScared has his back arched nicely, preventing the strike.
Putin throws a head punch that misses.
Putin wants a takedown.
Frightey McScared has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Vladimir Vladimirovich Putin.
McScared tries to break the clinch but Putin is controlling the position.
Putin lands with a left to the head.
McScared is trying to break the clinch but Putin has him pressed against the cage.
Putin missing with knees to the body.
Putin tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Vladimir Vladimirovich Putin seems to be working more effectively in the clinch in the fight so far.
McScared looks like he'd prefer to be striking at range right now.
Putin tries to land a knee to the head but misses.
Putin struggles to land a body shot inside as McScared controls his hands.
Putin drops down for a takedown but doesn't get it.
McScared wants to strike at distance but he can't break free of the clinch.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
My god... these two guys really need to pick up the pace or everyone will leave to go get a beer.
Putin goes for a takedown attempt but McScared pushes him away and we're back to fighting at a distance.
No joy there for McScared, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
Putin moves in looking to clinch but McScared pushes him off.
A big right from McScared misses.
Vladimir Vladimirovich Putin seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
McScared with a nice cross.
McScared looks to throw the jab but Putin is out of range.
McScared throws a right hand that Putin ducks under and follows up with a left that Putin also avoids with ease.
Putin lets the fists fly and connects with a left straight followed by a right hook.
Putin tries to clinch but McScared is having none of it.
Putin tries to close the distance and clinch but McScared swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.
Putin clinches with his opponent.
Putin drops down for a takedown but doesn't get it.
Putin pushes McScared back against the cage and lands a hook to the side of the head.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Putin lands a knee to the head.
McScared wants to break free but Putin has control.
Putin landing knees to the head.
Putin lands a nice trip takedown into half guard.
Putin trying to control from half guard but McScared is working away.
McScared is trying to stand back up but Putin is controlling him
Putin seems to be working for a kimura but McScared defends the submission attempt.
McScared tries to kick Putin off but Putin keeps his base steady and stays in half guard.
Putin is sneakily working for an arm triangle but McScared sees it coming and defends easily.
Putin wants to lay and pray for a moment but McScared keeps working.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
McScared is looking to escape.
Putin passes the guard and advances to mount!
McScared has given up his back.
Putin wants to control but McScared is keeping busy.
Putin is cranking McScared's head sideways - that looks painful. He's managed to get his other arm under the chin and this looks bad for McScared! He's tightened the choke and McScared is tapping out!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:59 of round 2, we have a winner by way of Submission (RNC). Vladimir Vladimirovich Putin!
Vladimir Vladimirovich Putin is the new super heavyweight champion!
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energy
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hype
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RATING
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