PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Piru Parka (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Hemmo Kalske (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Parka comes to the cage accompanied by Dropkick Murphys - Im Shipping Up To Boston. Hemmo Kalske will no doubt be trying to keep this one on the feet, where he has a distinct advantage.

Parka
vs
Kalske

210 cm
19
302 lbs
5 - 0 - 0

210 cm
23
314 lbs
3 - 0 - 0

Good wrestling
Brawler
Very quick

Decent wrestler
Great elbows
Powerful

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OMON Colours

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the super heavyweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 5 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Amsterdam, Piru Parka!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 3 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Hemmo Kalske!
The judges for this bout are Matti Vanhoillinen, Arvi Lind and Ben Zyskovitsi.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Parka fails with a takedown attempt.
Parka fails with the takedown.
Kalske scores with a slapping inside leg kick.
An inside leg kick from Kalske misses.

Kalske rushes Parka and pushes him back against the cage in a clinch.
Kalske lands a nice elbow.

It looks like Piru Parka has been cut.
Parka tries to score a body lock takedown but Kalske shows good agility there to stay on his feet.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Piru Parka. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Parka can't get the takedown.
Nice elbow from Kalske.
Parka has a body lock and is looking for a takedown. Kalske is bouncing around trying to prevent the takedown and somehow he has indeed managed to stay on his feet.
Parka looking for a takedown.
Parka tries for a takedown but Kalske manages to get underhooks.
Parka is breathing heavily.
Stalling in the clinch from Kalske.
Parka takes an elbow to the forehead.
Parka wants a takedown but no success here.
Kalske lands a knee to the body.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Kalske creates a bit of space for himself and sneaks an elbow through Parka's defenses.
Kalske gets an overhook and lands an elbow to the side of the head.
Kalske landing knees to the body.
Kalske lands an elbow inside that Parka shrugs off.

Piru Parka's cut is getting worse.
Kalske lands a nice elbow.
Kalske creates a bit of space for himself and sneaks an elbow through Parka's defenses.
Kalske lands an elbow inside.
Nice elbow from Kalske.
Kalske gets an overhook and lands an elbow to the side of the head.

Piru Parka's cut is bleeding quite badly. He's got to try and protect it.
Parka takes an elbow to the forehead.
Kalske lands an elbow inside.

Jeez, Piru Parka's cut is really nasty now. The referee must be thinking about getting that checked.
Kalske gets an overhook and lands an elbow to the side of the head.
Kalske lands an elbow just above Parka 's eye.

The referee calls the doctor in to look at Piru Parka's cut. Oh no, the doctor has called an end to the bout!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:01 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Cut). Hemmo Kalske!
Hemmo Kalske is the new super heavyweight champion!