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Coming up we have a bantamweight MMA rules bout between Smegma Ridden Ghetto Sloth (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and darcy mcphearson (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). The fight MMA fans around the world have waited their entire lives for!
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130 lbs
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141 lbs
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BJJ White Belt
Excellent boxer
Granite chin |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the bantamweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
2 - 4 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Smegma Ridden Ghetto Sloth!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
2 - 13 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, darcy mcphearson!
The judges for this bout are Hugh Johnson, Donatello Bradman and Eliza Hachem.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
mcphearson tries to shoot in for a takedown. He's got hold of a leg but Ghetto Sloth swivels and escapes.
mcphearson takes a shot to the eye socket. That's gotta hurt.
A left and a right from Ghetto Sloth both land. Nice combination.
mcphearson has his head slapped from side to side by a 3 punch combination. That must have hurt him.
mcphearson changes levels and looks for a double leg takedown. Ghetto Sloth tries to avoid it but mcphearson manages to keep hold of a leg and drag Ghetto Sloth to the ground. Ghetto Sloth escapes though and pops straight back up to his feet.
Wow, both these guys are really going for it!
Good exchange - Ghetto Sloth coming out on top.
mcphearson looks for a takedown here. Will he get it? Ghetto Sloth is fending him off so far but mcphearson persists. Nope, Ghetto Sloth circles away and we're back to standing.
Smegma Ridden Ghetto Sloth has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of darcy mcphearson.
Ghetto Sloth defends well against a solid takedown attempt from mcphearson.
Nice sprawl there from Ghetto Sloth as mcphearson shoots in.
Ghetto Sloth moves into range and connects with a jab.
mcphearson closes the distance and clinches up with Ghetto Sloth, looking for a takedown. mcphearson pushes Ghetto Sloth against the cage but Ghetto Sloth circles to the side and manages to break the clinch.
mcphearson looks gassed!
Ghetto Sloth lands a two punch combo.
Danga de danga de dang - Ghetto Sloth scores with a four punch combination!
Ghetto Sloth is using his reach advantage well here, landing the more effective single shots from range.
Ghetto Sloth thuds his right hand into mcphearson's forehead from close range. That could be painful for both fighters.
mcphearson misses with a takedown attempt - Ghetto Sloth sprawls well and throws a nice strike on the way out which just misses.
Ghetto Sloth stooping low to avoid any incoming strikes and then lunges in with an uppercut come cross that lands flush.
Ghetto Sloth throws a one two combo.
Ghetto Sloth displaying good standup as he scores with a three punch combination.
mcphearson looking to shoot here. He's gone for it and he's landed a takedown into mount! Oh, that's bad for Ghetto Sloth!
This has been an exciting period of action!
mcphearson wants to stand but Ghetto Sloth is holding on to him, trying to stop him posturing up.
Ghetto Sloth somehow manages to escape the mount and get back to his feet!
Ghetto Sloth lands with a hook. mcphearson tried to avoid it but it clipped the top of his head.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Left hook, right uppercut from Ghetto Sloth.
Smegma Ridden Ghetto Sloth is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Ghetto Sloth displaying good standup as he scores with a three punch combination.
Left hook, right uppercut from Ghetto Sloth.
Ghetto Sloth goes to the watering hole and comes back with a big thumbs up from the judges as he scores a three punch combo.
Ghetto Sloth lands a jab. Then a cross. Then finally a nice hook to the body. Good work there by Ghetto Sloth.
Ghetto Sloth lands a head shot.
Ghetto Sloth looks to land a combination. mcphearson sees it coming but can only parry a couple of the shots.
Ghetto Sloth lands a jab to mcphearson's midsection.
Ghetto Sloth really does look like a pencil wearing a pair of gloves. Let's hope he has a gameplan to suit that ridiculous body shape.
mcphearson fails with a rather predictable takedown attempt.
mcphearson shoots in for a takedown but doesn't get it.
Ghetto Sloth's corner calls for a 1,2 combination and Ghetto Sloth duly obliges.
Ghetto Sloth throws a two punch combo that lands nicely.
Ghetto Sloth scores with a one two! mcphearson had his feet all tangled up there and couldn't avoid the strikes.
Ghetto Sloth throws a combination. mcphearson tries to block but a couple of punches get through.
mcphearson dives in and grabs Ghetto Sloth's left leg, looking for a takedown. Ghetto Sloth pushes down on mcphearson's head and hops out.
Ghetto Sloth scores with a nice looking left hook and follows it up with an uppercut!
Ghetto Sloth lands with a nice combination. mcphearson backs away looking to recover.
mcphearson takes a punch to the jaw and another one to the bread basket.
Ghetto Sloth defends well against a solid takedown attempt from mcphearson.
Ghetto Sloth lands a jab followed by a nice looking cross.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Ghetto Sloth throws a two punch combo that lands nicely.
Ghetto Sloth is working the combinations to good effect here.
mcphearson shoots in and bounces Ghetto Sloth off the cage to secure the takedown into guard.
Ghetto Sloth is working an open guard so mcphearson takes the opportunity to get back to his feet.
mcphearson is on the wrong end of a nice combination from Ghetto Sloth.
A combination from Ghetto Sloth does no damage.
A really sloppy takedown attempt there from mcphearson.
Ghetto Sloth lets the fists fly and connects with a left straight followed by a right hook.
Ghetto Sloth throws a two punch combo that lands nicely.
Ghetto Sloth bobs and weaves and unloads with a good uppercut.
mcphearson feints and then dives in with a takedown. That was a long way out but the feint bought him enough time to close the distance and complete the takedown. Now we'll play guard for a bit and see who can get the better of that position.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
mcphearson gets to his feet. Ghetto Sloth looking to butt scoot but the ref puts an end to that. On your feet son!
mcphearson tries for a takedown but Ghetto Sloth sees it coming a mile off and avoids it easily.
Ghetto Sloth scores with a jab to the head.
Ghetto Sloth throws a nice hook to the body that draws an oooh from the crowd.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Ghetto Sloth throws a combination. mcphearson tries to block but a couple of punches get through.
A left and a right from Ghetto Sloth both land. Nice combination.
mcphearson shoots for a double leg takedown but Ghetto Sloth sprawls well. He's pushed mcphearson's face into the mat and manages to get back to his feet relatively easily.
mcphearson has a pretty nasty looking mouse under his right eye.
mcphearson tries to shoot in for a takedown. He's got hold of a leg but Ghetto Sloth swivels and escapes.
No luck with that takedown attempt from mcphearson.
Ghetto Sloth lands with a two punch combination before moving back out of range.
mcphearson tries to shoot in for a takedown. He's got hold of a leg but Ghetto Sloth swivels and escapes.
Ghetto Sloth slaps away a takedown attempt from mcphearson, before circling back to the center of the mat.
Ghetto Sloth works his jab well there, keeping his opponent at a distance.
Ghetto Sloth's corner calls for a 1,2 combination and Ghetto Sloth duly obliges.
Ghetto Sloth defends well against a solid takedown attempt from mcphearson.
No luck for mcphearson with that takedown attempt.
Ghetto Sloth displaying good standup as he scores with a three punch combination.
mcphearson is on the wrong end of a nice combination from Ghetto Sloth.
mcphearson fails miserably with a takedown attempt.
mcphearson takes a really solid shot there but just smiles back and shrugs his shoulders.
Ghetto Sloth is using his height advantage well here, landing a good percentage of his punches.
mcphearson has his head slapped from side to side by a 3 punch combination. That must have hurt him.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
A shot to de liver by Ghetto Sloth. Beautiful body shot.
Ghetto Sloth goes to the watering hole and comes back with a big thumbs up from the judges as he scores a three punch combo.
No joy there for Ghetto Sloth, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
mcphearson on the wrong end of a decent looking cross there.
mcphearson is on the wrong end of a nice combination from Ghetto Sloth.
mcphearson takes a jab on the nose. He smiles like he loves it and keeps coming.
The fighters are starting to perspire pretty heavily.
mcphearson shoots in for a takedown but Ghetto Sloth shows good takedown defense.
mcphearson changes levels and looks for a double leg takedown. Ghetto Sloth tries to avoid it but mcphearson manages to keep hold of a leg and drag Ghetto Sloth to the ground. Ghetto Sloth escapes though and pops straight back up to his feet.
Ghetto Sloth lands a jab-cross combination.
Ghetto Sloth is really head hunting here, hardly looking to strike to the body at all.
mcphearson walks straight into an uppercut. Luckily it didn't land flush.
Ghetto Sloth lands a two punch combo.
mcphearson fails with a takedown attempt.
Ghetto Sloth misses with a jab, cross combination.
mcphearson shoots in and bounces Ghetto Sloth off the cage to secure the takedown into guard.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Ghetto Sloth is looking to stand up but mcphearson isn't so interested in that idea.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Smegma Ridden Ghetto Sloth dominated that round.
The corners get their ten second warning. Both fighters stand from their stools and stare eachother down, ready to get back to the action.
mcphearson is on the wrong end of a nice combination from Ghetto Sloth.
Ghetto Sloth throws a combination. mcphearson tries to block but a couple of punches get through.
mcphearson fails with a takedown attempt from distance.
mcphearson looks frustrated there after his takedown attempt is stuffed easily.
Ghetto Sloth cracks mcphearson with a good shot that sees him stumbling back into the cage.
Smegma Ridden Ghetto Sloth is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
A nice combination there by Ghetto Sloth.
Good exchange - Ghetto Sloth coming out on top.
mcphearson fails with a rather predictable takedown attempt.
Smegma Ridden Ghetto Sloth has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of darcy mcphearson.
mcphearson scores with a nice takedown into half guard. Let's see what he's got on the ground.
Ghetto Sloth wants to get back to his feet.
mcphearson gets to his feet - back to striking we go!
Ghetto Sloth defends well against a solid takedown attempt from mcphearson.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
mcphearson tries to shoot in for a takedown. He's got hold of a leg but Ghetto Sloth swivels and escapes.
Ghetto Sloth works over mcphearson's head and body with a nice combination.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Ghetto Sloth smiles there as he lands a nice right hand right on the button.
mcphearson slips a jab and a cross from Ghetto Sloth.
Ghetto Sloth looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
mcphearson gets a takedown into half guard.
mcphearson decides to stand up and try his luck on the feet.
Smegma Ridden Ghetto Sloth is winning the standup battle so far.
Ghetto Sloth defends well against a solid takedown attempt from mcphearson.
mcphearson shoots in but Ghetto Sloth avoids the takedown attempt easily.
Ghetto Sloth scores to the head and body with a nice combination!
mcphearson is trying hard to land a takedown here. Ghetto Sloth sprawls well and keeps this one on the feet.
Ghetto Sloth throws a combination. mcphearson tries to block but a couple of punches get through.
Ghetto Sloth scores with a nice one two combo and darts back out of range to avoid anything coming in the opposite direction.
Ghetto Sloth throws a one two combo.
Ghetto Sloth stalks mcphearson and leaps in with a furious combination of punches. Uppercuts and crosses smash into mcphearson's face. mcphearson staggers backwards, shaken.
mcphearson fakes high and shoots in for a takedown but Ghetto Sloth avoids it really well and circles away.
Ghetto Sloth fakes a head shot and lands one to the body.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Ghetto Sloth scores with a one two! mcphearson had his feet all tangled up there and couldn't avoid the strikes.
mcphearson fails with a takedown attempt.
mcphearson scores with a takedown into Ghetto Sloth's guard.
mcphearson stands and steps away. Ghetto Sloth gets to his feet too and we're back to the striking game.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Ghetto Sloth scores with a nice looking left hook and follows it up with an uppercut!
Left hook, right uppercut from Ghetto Sloth.
Ghetto Sloth cracks mcphearson with a good jab.
Ghetto Sloth lands a jab. Then a cross. Then finally a nice hook to the body. Good work there by Ghetto Sloth.
mcphearson shoots for a double leg takedown but Ghetto Sloth sprawls well. He's pushed mcphearson's face into the mat and manages to get back to his feet relatively easily.
mcphearson throws the overhand right but ducks down into a quick takedown attempt. Ghetto Sloth was covering up waiting for the punch and mcphearson finishes the takedown easily into guard.
mcphearson decides he's had enough of playing guard and decides to stand. Come on Ghetto Sloth, up you get!
That's three minutes gone in the round.
mcphearson is trying hard to land a takedown here. Ghetto Sloth sprawls well and keeps this one on the feet.
Ghetto Sloth scores with a three punch combo!
Ghetto Sloth scores with a one two! mcphearson had his feet all tangled up there and couldn't avoid the strikes.
mcphearson fails to land the takedown.
Ghetto Sloth lands a jab, followed by a cross and another cross, as mcphearson backs up against the cage.
Ghetto Sloth cracks a nice hook into mcphearson's ribs.
Ghetto Sloth stuffs the takedown attempt from mcphearson. mcphearson gets slowly back to his feet.
mcphearson fails miserably with a takedown attempt.
mcphearson closes the distance and gets a double leg, slamming Ghetto Sloth to the mat! Ghetto Sloth manages to get full guard.
Ghetto Sloth is looking to stand up but mcphearson isn't so interested in that idea.
mcphearson decides he's had enough of playing guard and decides to stand. Come on Ghetto Sloth, up you get!
Ghetto Sloth tests mcphearson's chin there with a solid looking shot.
Ghetto Sloth lands three nice shots there - that looked like it hurt!
That's four minutes gone in the round.
mcphearson looks frustrated there after his takedown attempt is stuffed easily.
mcphearson shoots in with a takedown attempt and he has Ghetto Sloth pinned against the cage. Ghetto Sloth gets the underhooks and manages to circle away.
A left and a right from Ghetto Sloth both land. Nice combination.
mcphearson shoots in for a takedown and gets it. Oh and he's advanced to full mount straight away.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
mcphearson stands up from the dominant position. He obviously fancies his chances standing.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Ghetto Sloth throws a two punch combo that lands nicely.
Ghetto Sloth looks to land a combination but mcphearson avoids it well.
Ghetto Sloth lands a right hook to the body.
Nice takedown defense from Ghetto Sloth. No joy for mcphearson on that attempt.
mcphearson fails with a rather predictable takedown attempt.
Left hook, right uppercut from Ghetto Sloth.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
A nice combination there by Ghetto Sloth.
mcphearson walks straight into an uppercut. Luckily it didn't land flush.
Ghetto Sloth connects with a good right hand that stumbles mcphearson. mcphearson circles away out of range and recomposes himself.
mcphearson shoots in for a takedown. He's persisting with it as Ghetto Sloth sprawls well. Ghetto Sloth wins this battle and keeps the fight standing. mcphearson gets slowly back to his feet.
mcphearson takes a punch to the jaw and another one to the bread basket.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
darcy mcphearson showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
The minute break is over - no more time for sponges and pep talks - back to the action! This is the final round!
Ghetto Sloth moves into range and throws a combination. A nice jab followed by a hook to the body.
mcphearson shoots in for a takedown. "I don't think so" says Ghetto Sloth as he avoids it easily.
Jab, cross, leg kick. Nice combination by Ghetto Sloth!
Ghetto Sloth lands a jab. Then a cross. Then finally a nice hook to the body. Good work there by Ghetto Sloth.
mcphearson shoots in for a takedown - he's clinched up with Ghetto Sloth but Ghetto Sloth pushes him off and we're back to square one.
Danga de danga de dang - Ghetto Sloth scores with a four punch combination!
Ghetto Sloth lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but mcphearson circles away quickly and effectively.
mcphearson has his head slapped from side to side by a 3 punch combination. That must have hurt him.
Ghetto Sloth scores with a one two! mcphearson had his feet all tangled up there and couldn't avoid the strikes.
mcphearson shoots in for a takedown - he's clinched up with Ghetto Sloth but Ghetto Sloth pushes him off and we're back to square one.
Smegma Ridden Ghetto Sloth has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of darcy mcphearson.
Jab, cross, leg kick. Nice combination by Ghetto Sloth!
mcphearson fails with a takedown attempt.
Danga de danga de dang - Ghetto Sloth scores with a four punch combination!
Ghetto Sloth throws a one two combo.
Ghetto Sloth throws a combination. mcphearson tries to block but a couple of punches get through.
Ghetto Sloth lands a jab followed by a nice looking cross.
Ghetto Sloth lands with a nice combination. mcphearson backs away looking to recover.
mcphearson gets his head snapped back by a nice shot there.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
mcphearson closes the distance and clinches up with Ghetto Sloth, looking for a takedown. mcphearson pushes Ghetto Sloth against the cage but Ghetto Sloth circles to the side and manages to break the clinch.
That's one minute gone in the round.
mcphearson fails with the takedown.
Ghetto Sloth throws a combination. mcphearson tries to block but a couple of punches get through.
Ghetto Sloth scores to the head and body with a nice combination!
mcphearson tries to move into range but Ghetto Sloth moves to the side and lands with a nice right hand.
Ghetto Sloth throws a shot to the body.
mcphearson has his hands up protecting his head but a hook from Ghetto Sloth finds it's way round the side to connect with mcphearson's head.
Jab, cross, leg kick. Nice combination by Ghetto Sloth!
mcphearson scores with a nice takedown into half guard. Let's see what he's got on the ground.
mcphearson escapes and gets back to his feet.
Ghetto Sloth swinging wilding here.
mcphearson has his head snapped back a nice jab. A little nod from mcphearson there as he acknowledges the shot.
A left and a right from Ghetto Sloth both land. Nice combination.
mcphearson shoots in for a takedown but Ghetto Sloth shows good takedown defense there and keeps this one on the feet.
Ghetto Sloth lands with a nice combination. mcphearson backs away looking to recover.
mcphearson shoots in with a takedown attempt and he has Ghetto Sloth pinned against the cage. Ghetto Sloth gets the underhooks and manages to circle away.
No joy there for Ghetto Sloth, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Ghetto Sloth moves into range and throws a combination. A nice jab followed by a hook to the body.
Ghetto Sloth displays good takedown defense there as he swats away a double leg from mcphearson.
Ghetto Sloth keeps his opponent at a distance with a nice jab.
Danga de danga de dang - Ghetto Sloth scores with a four punch combination!
Ghetto Sloth stuffs the takedown.
mcphearson gets the takedown into side control.
Ghetto Sloth is putting a lot of effort into getting back to his feet here.
mcphearson decides to take the fight back to the feet.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Ghetto Sloth lands three nice shots there - that looked like it hurt!
Ghetto Sloth displaying good standup as he scores with a three punch combination.
mcphearson fails with the takedown.
No luck with that takedown attempt from mcphearson.
mcphearson shoots in but Ghetto Sloth avoids the takedown attempt easily.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
mcphearson throws a looping left and ducks down for a takedown. He's got his arms around Ghetto Sloth's waist but Ghetto Sloth gets an underhook and avoids the takedown by throwing mcphearson off to one side.
mcphearson takes a body punch that cleary hurt but he's trying not to show any weakness.
mcphearson needs to keep his hands up - Ghetto Sloth had a free shot at his head there.
Horrible takedown by mcphearson or perhaps it was just good defense by Ghetto Sloth which made him look bad.
mcphearson showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Ghetto Sloth.
Ghetto Sloth throws a nice looking combination but mcphearson bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
mcphearson shoots in with a takedown attempt and he has Ghetto Sloth pinned against the cage. Ghetto Sloth gets the underhooks and manages to circle away.
Ghetto Sloth moves into range and throws a combination. A nice jab followed by a hook to the body.
mcphearson on the wrong end of a nice hook.
Ghetto Sloth keeps the fight standing with a nice sprawl.
Ghetto Sloth lands a body shot.
Ghetto Sloth lands a two punch combo.
mcphearson closes the distance and clinches up with Ghetto Sloth, looking for a takedown. mcphearson pushes Ghetto Sloth against the cage but Ghetto Sloth circles to the side and manages to break the clinch.
Ghetto Sloth throws a combination. mcphearson tries to block but a couple of punches get through.
Jab, cross, leg kick. Nice combination by Ghetto Sloth!
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Ghetto Sloth misses with the combination.
Ghetto Sloth lands a two punch combo.
mcphearson tries for a takedown but Ghetto Sloth sees it coming a mile off and avoids it easily.
Ghetto Sloth lets the fists fly and connects with a left straight followed by a right hook.
Ghetto Sloth gets caught flat footed, as mcphearson shoots in with a quick takedown into guard.
mcphearson gets to his feet and steps away from his opponent.
Nice shot lands for Ghetto Sloth.
mcphearson walks into a left hand.
Ghetto Sloth goes to the watering hole and comes back with a big thumbs up from the judges as he scores a three punch combo.
mcphearson gets cracked there but stands up to it.
mcphearson shoots in and drives through. Ghetto Sloth sprawls well.
Ghetto Sloth works over mcphearson's head and body with a nice combination.
Ghetto Sloth's corner calls for a 1,2 combination and Ghetto Sloth duly obliges.
mcphearson shoots in for a takedown - he's clinched up with Ghetto Sloth but Ghetto Sloth pushes him off and we're back to square one.
The crowd applaud the fighters efforts here as the round comes to an end.
No luck with that takedown attempt from mcphearson.
mcphearson shoots for a double leg takedown but Ghetto Sloth sprawls well. He's pushed mcphearson's face into the mat and manages to get back to his feet relatively easily.
mcphearson walks into a stiff left hand from Ghetto Sloth.
And that's the end of the fight!
I would just about give that final round to darcy mcphearson.
I think mcphearson has won this one but let's see whether the judges agree with me. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Hugh Johnson scores the fight 29:29
Judge Donatello Bradman scores the fight 28:29
Judge Eliza Hachem scores the fight 29:29
The fight is ruled a majority draw!
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