PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Sergei Kozlov (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Rumpe Nisse (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Kozlov comes to the ring accompanied by The Russian War Song. I'm sure you'll be fascinated to know that I was talking to some pointless Z list celebrity before the fight and he thought that Rumpe Nisse was going to win. Let's see if he was right.

Kozlov
vs
Nisse

193 cm
23
265 lbs
3 - 2 - 0

192 cm
19
265 lbs
2 - 0 - 0

BJJ Blue Belt
Excellent MT
Very strong

BJJ Blue Belt
Excellent MT
Prefers standup

Syndicate Drugs

Omertà Clothing

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 3 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Sergei Kozlov!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 2 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Rumpe Nisse!
The judges for this bout are Jack Bonds, Frank Antenori and Timothy Bukovac.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Nisse defending well as Kozlov loads up on a big left hand.
Kozlov lands a nice leg kick that just misses Nisse's sensitive parts.
Nisse tries to score with a low kick but Kozlov moves his leg out of the way.
Kozlov throws a body kick that misses.
Nisse throws a head kick but Kozlov moves out of range.
Kozlov misses with a leg kick
and Nisse counters with a leg kick.
Nisse moves into range and lands a nice leg kick.
Nisse throws a head kick that looked like it stung.

It looks like Sergei Kozlov has been cut.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Kozlov waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Nisse.
Kozlov throws a leg kick
and Nisse counters with a stiff right hand.
Nisse throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Kozlov moves out of range of the body kick from Nisse.
Kozlov misses with a leg kick
and Nisse counters with an inside leg kick.
Nisse throws a low kick but his opponent is out of range.
A low kick from Kozlov is predictable there
and Nisse counters with a nice leg kick.
Kozlov is breathing heavily.
Nisse scoring well with a low kick there.
Kozlov throws a leg kick that is checked
and Nisse counters with a leg kick.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Nisse cracks the inside of Kozlov's front leg.
A head kick by Nisse - that's a beauty! Kozlov is out but he's somehow still standing... he's going... going... gone. Like a drunk walking down the middle of the road, the inevitable face plant follows and the delayed knockout arrives. Even Nisse can't help but laugh at the bizarre end to this one!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:13 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Head Kick). Rumpe Nisse!