PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Gert Johnnys (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Kung Pao Chichen (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Johnnys's ring entrance music is that housewives' favourite, Mountains of Might. These two fighters really are very evenly matched on the feet - it will be fascinating to see who can assert themselves in that aspect of the fight.

Johnnys
vs
Pao Chichen

225 cm
25
398 lbs
7 - 3 - 0

208 cm
24
300 lbs
4 - 3 - 0

Good wrestling
Excellent MT
Granite chin

BJJ Purple Belt
Brawler
Granite chin

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 7 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Gert Johnnys!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 4 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Kung Pao Chichen!
The judges for this bout are , and .

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Chichen shoots for a takedown but Johnnys saw that one coming a mile off and avoided it easily.
Johnnys doesn't manage to clinch there - Chichen circles away.
Chichen shoots in for a takedown but Johnnys shows good takedown defense.
Johnnys scores with a push kick.
Johnnys is breathing heavily.
Chichen shoots for a takedown but Johnnys saw that one coming a mile off and avoided it easily.
Gert Johnnys has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Kung Pao Chichen.
Chichen thows a body shot but no joy.
Chichen shoots in but no luck this time.
Chichen lands with an uppercut that bounces Johnnys off the cage and back into rage.
Johnnys misses with a body kick.
Johnnys throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Chichen looks frustrated there after his takedown attempt is stuffed easily.
No luck for Chichen with that takedown attempt.

Chichen shoots in and bounces Johnnys off the cage to secure the takedown into guard.

Chichen drops back for a leg! It's a sloppy attempt though and Chichen jumps back into guard quickly, to retain the dominant position.
Johnnys will need to keep those long limbs tucked in whilst he's on the ground, to prevent any submissions.
Johnnys trying to control the position.

That's one minute gone in the round.

Chichen drops back looking for a submission - "I'm sorry sir, but I'm gunna break your leg" says Chichen as he cranks on the unfortunate limb! Johnnys screams and taps out before any major damage is done! Don't mess with Chichen! Nice submission victory there!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:26 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Kneebar). Kung Pao Chichen!